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Started by bambam, April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM

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bambam


He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness, but a false witness deceit. Proverbs 12 : 17

bambam


Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

bambam


Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

bambam


A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

bambam


Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;

  The most painful place to be stung by a bee is on the genitals.

pitw

Quote from: bambam on January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Any good shortcut will add at least two hours to your trip.
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam


Government study ( cost $ 172,000.00 ) ;

  Walking with coffee causes it to spill.

bambam


hunting in the snow is fun, even if you don't fire a shot.

bambam


Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.

bambam


Government study ( cost $5 million ) ;

  Drunk birds slur when they sing

bambam


Government study ( cost $  855,000.00  ) ;

  Republicans are more likely to be disgusted by eating worms than democrats. .

   

bambam

 Government study ( cost $ 390,000.00 );

  A dog can shake 70% of the water off its fur in 4 seconds.

bambam


Government study ( cost $ 1,1 million ) ;

  Cheerleaders are more attractive when in a group.

bambam


Government study ( cost $ 1 million  ) ;

  Chimpanzees prefer Indian and African music.

bambam


cutting firewood on a cold day warms you up in a hurry.

bambam


Lying lips are abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are his delight . Proverbs 12:22

bambam


  Government study ( cost $ 1.9 million ) ;

  Humans " might " have been able to outrun dinosaurs.

chieftain

they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:

bambam

Quote from: chieftain on January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:

  No doubt Chief, how are you doing ? Guess it's cold out there. Cold here, and windy. Finally got a little wood cut Saturday, glad I got a load of coal, I'd be out of wood already.

  Here's another one :

  Here's another government study that only cost $ 1 million :

  Yawning is contagious.

  We need to vote out all those idiots.

chieftain

doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...