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Started by bambam, April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM

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pitw

Taking a 3 yyear old shopping is most entertaining and frustrating at the same time. :pout:
I say what I think not think what I say.

pitw

Wrapping a present with a three year old takes at least three rolls of tape, a big roll of paper and better stomach muscles than the strongest man alive to keep it from hurting with laughter :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:.  I also don't want to know what the sound on the stairs was as he returned a couple rolls downstairs[granny likes surprises tooooo. :innocentwhistle:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam


If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

bambam


A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

bambam


A good man obtaineth favour of the Lord, but a man of wicked devices will he condemn . Proverbs 12 : 2

bambam


Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

pitw

Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam

Quote from: pitw on December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:

  Yes they were.  :eyebrow:

bambam


America produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

bambam


Strong people don't put others down :  they lift them up and then slam them to the ground for maximum damage.

bambam


If you think nobody cares if you're alive , just try missing a couple payments .

bambam

I will extol thee , my God , O King , and I will bless they name for ever and ever . Psalm 145:1

bambam

always read the fine print .  :readthis: :argh:

bambam


Just think of the devastation that your bad luck may have saved you from.

bambam


How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

pitw

Kids appear to learn by making the same mistakes their folks made. :shrug:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam


Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open

bambam


people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.

pitw

Quote from: bambam on January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM

people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.

with a lot of friends. :innocentwhistle:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam


People who are late are often much jollier than those waiting on them.