YAHOO!! I'M RICH!! I'M RICH!!!!

[HaMeR]

UBS AG
Postfach 8098Z??ich
Switzerland
Swiss Clearing Number: 230
Postal Account: 80-2-2
SWIFT: UBSW CH ZH 80A       
Web site: www.ubs.com

I am an investment consultant working with Bank UBS AG Zurich at their offshore department Zurich Switzerland . I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET. I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, if I transfer this money to your
account.During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with holding balance of US$ 232,000.000.00 {Two hundred and Thirty Two million US Dollars only}Sometimes a person will open a bank account, deposit money, and then disappear into the tin air. Banks are not always able to find out what has become of these silent customers, or to know whether they should follow up on requests from people who claim to be heirs to the accounts. The main problem is that the customer resides abroad and, due to bank secrecy, the bank cannot publish notices in the international press to locate the depositaries. This has led the majority of Swiss banks to refrain from opening small-deposit accounts for foreign customers; for fear that they will forget that the account exists.It has happened in the past, however, that customers pass away and their heirs can neither prove the death, nor their heir ship. This was a frequent occurrence during the wartime periods, and the banks have now set up a simple, rapid resolution procedure operating to their customers’ advantage.Dormant assets are defined as any assets deposited with a bank (i.e. an account, a custody account or a safety-deposit box) for which there has been no contact with the customer in the bank’s files for the last ten years or more.If you believe you have claim to a Swiss bank account for which the holder (e.g. an ancestor) has not been in contact with the bank for over ten years, there is a fairly simple procedure to follow, depending on the date the account was opened  this account has not been operated for the past years. As at this moment, I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received.If you are not familiar with Swiss Dormant Accounts and profile, please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about Swiss dormant accounts:

website;http://www.crt-ii.org/2001_list/publication_list1_A.phtm

If you know that you are capable to handle large or small amount on trust and can keep secret and ready to take 40% of any amount I transfer to your account from the dormant account and I will take 60%, [/font]send the following information by return mail:{mrm542007@yahoo.co.jp}

Bank name...........?
Bank address..................
Account no.....................
Swift code....................
Account name.................
Beneficiary address...........
Your phone no................
Your Occupation..................??
Age…………………….

Tell me more about yourself, while I look forward to receive the above information.I want to re-assure you that this business is risk free and you can send an empty account to receive the funds, provided that the account is capable to receive incoming funds.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Warmest regards
Mr.Morgan Richard.
Contact me urgently via email privately for further details: {mrm542007@yahoo.co.jp}

Red hi-lites are mine. 


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[FinsnFur]

From Japan no less :roflmao:

[alscalls]

Ya had to show this to your wife before you realized you weren't rich right? .........    

[possumal]

Hmmmmmm, a phishing expert sending something to a fishing expert!     :roflmao: :roflmao:

[HaMeR]

Ya had to show this to your wife before you realized you weren't rich right? .........    

WTH!!!! This aint real?? I done quit my job. Called the deevorce  critter lawyer. Disowned every & all Family members that know where I live. Traded the old Chebby in on a brand spankin new $35,000 pick up AND found a hot little 20yr old that likes Ford Mustang convertibles. And now you're sayin I gotta give it all up?? 


Well it was fun for a little while.  :roflmao: :roflmao:

[alscalls]

NO......Never give up!   

[possumal]

HaMeR , sounds like that phisherman has really set the hook!      I hate it that you have to return all those goodies, especially that 20 year old.

[HaMeR]

Me too possum!! Me too.       But the upswing to that is I found her on the internet. It was probably a fake picture of her too.  :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Hawks Feather]

Glen,

Do you still plan to visit Fins and Fur?  If so we will still be able to send you PMs and you can let us know how things are going.  As for it being fake, those members are just jealous of you and are trying to keep you from getting money.  Since you posted her address I would suggest that you contact her immediately before any of the other members do.  I consider you my friend, so I WILL NOT contact her.  You can just take me hunting with you sometime.

Your friend,

Jerry

[iahntr]

Here I thought you won the Lottery or somethin !   


This is even better !!!!!!!!!!!! 
Ya don't have to pay any taxes  !! 

                     

[alscalls]

and with all the tax money you saved you can come down finally and go bobcat hunting with me....the cabin should be just about finished by then...... So you can stay for free....

[HaMeR]

A fella sure picks up hunting partners when they think he has a couple hundred million laying around. 

Me & Bill don't kill any coyotes but we still make a good team. 

Jerry-- ELL BEE ELL      

I still wanna kill one Al!! 

[KySongDog]

Hey I got that same kind of deal but for only $26,000,000.

http://finsandfur.net/forums/index.php?topic=9497.msg104591#msg104591


:roflmao:

[Bopeye]

I thought that was the letter "B" in your title instead of the letter "R".  I was going to agree with you. 

I know, I know ........... BITE MYSELF!!   

[HaMeR]

 

[Silencer]

A fella sure picks up hunting partners when they think he has a couple hundred million laying around

Dont forget a trip to PA, then maybe I can go with ya to visit Al and the rest of the guys 

[alscalls]

That would be fun!

[HaMeR]

Dayum!! Another invite!! I'm gonna have to scrap the new pickup idea & get me one of those al gore friendly motorhomes!! 

[Bopeye]

Dayum!! Another invite!! I'm gonna have to scrap the new pickup idea & get me one of those al gore friendly motorhomes!! 

AL GORE!!!    Mr. Green himself. His farm, right here in Tennessee, has been cited for more EPA violations than any other farm in the state.  :roflmao:
Well, right up to the point where he invented the internet and became the poster child for Global Warming and Homosexuals. Then he "cleaned up" his act. 
Ever notice how he looks like one of those old wooden head indians that Hank Jr. use to sing about. 

[HaMeR]