The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
True dat :laf:
If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.
Quote from: bambam on April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.
Amen!
Finding an arrowhead on top of a mountain is like winning the lottery !
Old 70's Ford trucks with anauto tranny still jump outta park. :doh2:
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn. :naughty:
:alscalls: :alscalls:
:alscalls: :alscalls:
Quote from: MI VHNTR on April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn. :naughty:
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Psalm 127:4
It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents . Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth .
Hockey is a sport for white men, basketball is a sport for black men, and golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps .
You can't add days to your life, so add more life to your days.
Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
Blessed is everyone that feareth the Lord , that walketh in his ways. Psalm 128:1
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.
Quote from: remrogers on April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.
:laf: When in doubt, just take the next small step .
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
Quote from: bambam on May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
Maybe you did. :shrug:
Quote from: bambam on May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
That would be me...................sometimes.
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand. :shrug:
Quote from: MI VHNTR on May 01, 2018, 09:17:03 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand. :shrug:
Or 50 . :rolleye:
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes . :eyebrow:
Quote from: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes . :eyebrow:
You thinking divorce? :naughty:
No way, I can't frickin cook .
life is short- enjoy it.
good judgement comes from experience , and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .
Quote from: bambam on May 04, 2018, 02:38:30 PM, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .
I used up mine and someone else's dose of that today. :rolleye:
In nature there are neither rewards or punishments ; there are only consequences .
For thou shalt eat the labour of thine hands ; happy shalt thou be , and it shall be well with thee . Psalm 128:2
There are 3 kinds of men : the ones who learn by reading, the ones who learn by observation, and the ones who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Quote from: bambam on May 07, 2018, 03:35:21 PM
and the ones who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
These are the one who get a charge outta life. ;yes;
Power flows through the barrel of a gun.
I've learned there are only 2 things necessary to keep one's wife happy ; First , let her think she's having her way, and second , let her have it.
Wait...let her have what? :eyebrow:
Vegetarian is on old Indian word meaning bad hunter.
It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty on the supposition that he may abuse it. George Washinton
Things ain't always where ya think ya put em. :doh2:
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. :wink:
Blessed is every one that feareth the Lord, that walketh in his ways Psalm 128:1
Mothers day sure makes the phone company money.
Not all chemicals are bad. without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a key ingredient in beer.
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must , like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. Thomas Paine
Your job won't take care of you when you're sick, your friends and family will.
In fair weather prepare for foul .
A wet, rainy day is a relief after a spell of hot and dry days.
One man with a gun can control 100 without one. Lenin
I wish to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle. Sitting Bull
Except the Lord build the house , they labour in vain that build it … Psalm 127:1
Sleeping from 5pm to 5am sure feels good.
Bam,you have words of wisdom....
Thanks Chief . Good to have you aboard !!
War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
thanks,glad to be here...
I would rather live my life as if God exists and die and find out he doesn't , than live like He doesn't exist and die and find out he does.
Pay off your credit cards every month.
Some people never learn from their mistakes.
Quote from: bambam on May 24, 2018, 05:21:04 PM
Some people never learn from their mistakes.
...seen a lot of those on some jobsites....
Society has gotten to the place where everybody has a right but nobody has a responsibility.
Pat attention to the road when it's straight too. :shock2:
You don't have to win every argument, stay true to yourself.
Empty barrels make the most noise.
Behold that thus shall the man be blessed that feareth the Lord. Psalm 128:4
Don't be fooled by a females promises. :argh:
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Save for your retirement starting with your first paycheck
needle valves are easy to lose . :doh2:
The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
Gen . Thomas J . "Stonewall " Jackson
Don't wait for a flood and power outage to make sure your generator will start. :rolleye:
The Lord is righteous , he hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked . Psalm 129:4
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
For the first time in history, people are angry with a politician because he is keeping his promises.
The world is fighting Islamic extremism, starvation, and disease, and democrats are fighting for men to pee in the ladies' room. James Woods
Some folk shouldn't go to the court house. :doh2: :doh2:
Took all of a minute to get in an arguement with a sheriff to the point an RCMP officer came over and said, "You needn't do this". I said, "Yes I do". I fully expect to see the sheriff again. :readthis:
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
Luck can't be over rated. :biggrin:
I wait for the Lord, my soul doth wait, and in his word I do hope. Psalm 130:5
Everything can change in the blink of an eye , but don't worry, God doesn't blink .
Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.
Quote from: pitw on June 11, 2018, 04:23:54 PM
Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.
So now you have 2 short fingers ??!! :doh2:
Take a deep breath, it calms the mind.
13,506 Marines applied for White House detail last week. NONE applied over the 8 years of Obama, they had to be assigned.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
(https://ibb.co/c8eP7y)
Too much rain can drown your seeds. :argh:
traffic jams are a pain in the butt. :argh:
Quote from: bambam on June 16, 2018, 06:50:54 PM
traffic jams are a pain in the butt. :argh:
Did ye get hit from behind?
Crab legs taste better at the beach. :eyebrownod:
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.
Quote from: pitw on June 18, 2018, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.
:laf: :alscalls: I see what you did there :laugh2:
At least he kept it clean.
Quote from: pitw on June 18, 2018, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.
:laught17:
It's OK to fall, but not OK to stay on the ground.
It is coolest just before the sun comes up.
If you don't want to be separated from your children, DON'T cross our border illegally !!!!!
(https://ibb.co/b0qfPd)
are as cote and cuddly as other chicks but cheaper.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but the bank shall repossess it. Sawyer Brown
Women are the reason God created alcohol.
Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. Mark Twain
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants . :madd:
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2018, 02:02:38 PM
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants . :madd:
Gonna go try that. ;yes;
Lift up your hands in the sanctuary, and bless the Lord. Psalm 134:2
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Quote from: bambam on June 26, 2018, 07:32:39 PM
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Says all the smokers.
Best tip I can ever give...……….. NEVER , EVER smoke that first cigarette.
over -prepare, then go with the flow.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Praise ye the Lord, praise ye the name of the Lord , praise him, o ye servant of the Lord. Psalm 135:1
Grand kids grow faster than your own kid.
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
Frame every so-called disaster with these words , " in 5 years will this matter ? "
Quote from: remrogers on July 01, 2018, 06:46:06 PM
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
...that's right....
ground hogs in the fruit trees are bad.......but no more.....
(https://postimages.org/)
Quote from: chieftain on July 03, 2018, 03:18:54 PM
ground hogs in the fruit trees are bad.......but no more..... (https://postimages.org/)
They are bad in the garden too. :argh:
mealworms reproduce faster than muslims.
However good or bad a situation is , it will change.
Sometimes the noise a motor makes tells you it is done working for ya. :puke:
seeing an old friend can make a bad day good. :yoyo:
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.
Quote from: remrogers on July 07, 2018, 08:49:08 AM
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.
Also true .
before you begin tearing down an old building, check for bees !!!!!!!!!! :innocentwhistle: :doh2:
Praise the Lord, for the Lord is good, sing praises unto his name, for it is pleasant . Psalm 135:3
Pound for pound, yellow jackets are some of the meanest, nastiest little SOB's on earth . :argh:
Don't take yourself so seriously , no one else does .
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
Studies have shown that 1 out of 3 liberals are just as stupid as the other 2 .
:laf: I like that last one
Little ANTIFA boys with batons should stick with the marching band and not try to fight Patriot Proud boys in the streets .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vHZICLCcY
If we threw all our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's , we'd grab ours back.
For I know that the Lord is great , and that our Lord is above all Gods . Psalm 135:5
Your children only get one childhood.
Envy is a waste of time , accept what you have , not what you want.
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.
Quote from: bambam on July 18, 2018, 05:47:38 PM
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.
and #%$^ up.
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
A good laugh and a long sleep are the 2 best cures for anything.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than one's fear. James Neil Holling worth
Bull riders are nuts.
Bull riders have lost all their marbles.
The ideals of the heathen are silver and gold , the work of men's hands. Psalm 135 : 15
A good job done is nice.
The less you respond to rude, critical people , the more peaceful your life will become .
Want to stop anti-Trump riots ? Play the National Anthem...………………………………. they will all kneel.
Then shoot low!
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Quote from: riverboss on July 24, 2018, 07:21:02 PM
Then shoot low!
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:yoyo: :highclap:
Believe in miracles.
Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
Weasels are [L] to moles. :biggrin:
O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:1
Women can trap skunks. :yoyo:
Water leaks suck !! :argh:
Water leaks
At my age, it is more or less a given.
Women ain't experienced enough not to frig with the same skunk trap the next eve. :biggrin:
:alscalls: :alscalls:
If you ever baptize somebody outdoors, stand in the water while you do any explaining or speaking, not just for the dunking part. As long as you are in the water, everybody pays attention and people passing by will stop to listen and watch.
Sorry. My goofy bone kicked in this morning. :biggrin: An old time preacher from the Canadian prairies told me that 40 years ago.
weeds grow faster than vegetables.
Time heals almost everything.
It's fun to tell a telemarketer " No sale " after leading them on for 45 minutes . :yoyo:
Some people couldn't make a new sprayer run. :doh2:
A man has got to know his limitations. Clint Eastwood.
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all...
(https://postimages.org/)
Quote from: chieftain on August 03, 2018, 04:54:03 PM
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all... (https://postimages.org/)
Howdy Chief ! Don't be a stranger.
Slinging hay bales on a hot, humid day makes you really thirsty for bud light.
God helps those who help themselves
courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something is more important than one's fear. James Neil Hollingworth
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.
Quote from: Okanagan on August 06, 2018, 05:44:20 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.
Found a nudist colony, eh?
Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
Some of these :laf: :laugh2:
hows things out your way ..good I hope...I put up 26 cups of white peaches this evening..tip of the day ..if you want a peach cobbler at thanksgiving .put fruit up now...
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even creosote posts don't last forever.
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:
Quote from: pitw on August 08, 2018, 11:58:35 PM
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:
HAHAHA . Back in the ram pasture ?
There are moments in your life when you miss someone so much that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real
heavy downpours are not good for a campfire.
100+ temps ain't good for them either.
plumbing repairs are easy if you have the right parts
Having the right tools for the job always helps.
Taking your own beer to a funeral, I mean wedding, is a great idea.
:laf: :alscalls: bambam
What other people think of you is none of your business
turned my little dog out this morning,she ran a circle through the yard ,then came treed hard in my peach tree..we got the peach eating intruder....
(https://postimages.org/)...the tip is a good little tree dog will save a lot of fruit....
That's a good dog Chief !!
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good . :pout: :argh:
Quote from: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:30:38 PM
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good . :pout: :argh:
I ain't touching that. :biggrin:
somedays it doesn't pay to get out of bed
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.
https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just
Quote from: pitw on August 16, 2018, 05:20:41 PM
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.
https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just
West Virginia politics has been corrupt since the state was created, as bad or worse than D.C. The politicians and judges and justices have sold out our people, raped our natural resources, screwed our miners and workers , made the Rockefellers and J.P.Morgans and Carnegies rich, and I'd like to see all the SOB's impeached and jailed.
Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
Quote from: bambam on August 16, 2018, 07:58:51 PM
Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
How about a non frickin judge?
Our politicians and judges are all great upstanding folk.[
Unbelievable you say?]
[quote
Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
[/quote]..........x2
Quote from: chieftain on August 17, 2018, 06:03:51 AM
[quote
Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
..........x2
[/quote]
Or a banker.
immigrants are like sperm...……….. millions get in but only one works.
endeavor to persevere
Quote from: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere
We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.
Quote from: slagmaker on August 19, 2018, 12:26:51 AM
Quote from: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere
We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.
That was a great movie !
O give thanks unto the God of gods , for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:2
Quote from: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:44:30 PM
Quote from: slagmaker on August 19, 2018, 12:26:51 AM
Quote from: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere
We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.
That was a great movie !
One of the top 100 movies of all time I think.
Not being ready to go when I show up to pick ya up is a good way to stay home. :argh:
you can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2 x 4 .
Don't worry about those who don't like you, just love the people who love you
some people have no respect for other people's time . :argh:
Quote from: bambam on August 22, 2018, 06:53:15 PM
some people have no respect for other people's time . :argh:
Yeah. :biggrin:
It can be fun as {L}. :biggrin: :biggrin:
don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
O give thanks unto the Lord of Lords, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:3
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.
Quote from: bambam on August 27, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.
or possibly a drunk redneck.
Quote from: pitw on August 27, 2018, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 27, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.
or possibly a drunk redneck.
:alscalls:
If we ever capture the ISIS thug who burned the pilot alive, let's pray we don't pour a cup of water on his face. That would be cruel. James Woods
peaches and tomatoes attract gnats . :argh:
It is not hard to meet expenses...………….. they are everywhere.
It is a lot better to be seen than viewed
mixed feelings : seeing your mother-in-law backing over a cliff in your new car .
Mohammed owned slaves. Robert E. Lee was against slavery. So instead of tearing down statues , why aren't we tearing down mosques ?
women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. Sharon Stone
I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
those who forget history are doomed to repeat it
Duct tape can't fix stupid , but it can muffle the sound .
I know a few that need that muffler.
Be careful when you follow the masses ; sometimes the "m" is silent.
Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord, and the fruit of the womb is his reward . Psalm 127:3
My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
the difference between a G spot and a golf ball is that a guy will actually search for a golf ball.
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800 phone to check your food stamp balance
The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 pounds
The difference between a boyfriend and a husband is about 45 minutes.
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:
Talking a woman into letting you use her bath tub to scald a pig in, is as tough as [L]. :madd:
Quote from: pitw on September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:
Pajamas work for me
Quote from: slagmaker on September 15, 2018, 08:42:13 AM
Quote from: pitw on September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:
Pajamas work for me
I thought of that one while trying to save some chickens.
If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism. Thomas Sowell
Fear not, for I have redeemed you, I have summoned you by name, you are mine. Isaiah 43:1
Quote from: bambam on September 12, 2018, 07:22:51 PM
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800 phone to check your food stamp balance
Its called oppression by the left.
running out of epoxy while making knives signals a lack of preparation . :argh: :doh2:
There are a LOT of rude and disrespectful people in this world.
Once ou have it figured out, think again. :madd: :madd:
Question of the day ; Why do women put a "pound " sign in front of the MeToo ? :wo:
When you need a 24mm deep socket, you will find everyone but. :pout:
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ; tell them to F -off now !
Quote from: bambam on September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ; tell them to F -off now !
Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:
Yep, it does snow in the summer. :argh:
Quote from: pitw on September 20, 2018, 08:05:31 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ; tell them to F -off now !
Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:
HAHAHAHA
Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.
when buying hogs, you can save money if you give the seller a quart of shine well before you begin negotiating. :yoyo: :innocentwhistle: :eyebrow:
If everything seems to be under control, you are just not going fast enough.
Yea , they shall sing the ways of the Lord, for great is the glory of the Lord. Psalm 138:6
an ostrich's eyes are bigger than its' brain . ( I know people like that ) .
Just cause you think you know why something ain't working don't make it so. :pout:
gnats love beer.
A socialist is someone who wants to give your money to illegal aliens but NOT to homeless American veterans.
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.
watching congress is like watching a man with no hands trying to wipe his a$$ .
sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
Geese don't always fly the same route. :doh2: :doh2:
Though the Lord be high, yet hath he respect for the lowly, but the proud he knoweth afar off. Psalms 138:6
To win without risk is to triumph without glory. Pierre Corneille
Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it. Lysasnder Spooner
Grouchy wife = sucks :pout:.
In wine there is wisdom , in beer there is freedom , in water there is bacteria. Ben Franklin
A very wise man was Mr. Franklin.
a stitch in time saves 9 . Ben Franklin
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Flying kites during a lightning storm is electrifying ! :eyebrow:
Deliver me , o Lord, from mine enemies, I flee unto thee to hide me . Psalms 143:9
replacing a faucet can make you want a beer...……. or 6 .
Don't cast pearls before swine
After an argument with my wife, I like to tighten all the lids on the jars so I can say, " Oh you need me now " ?
There's nothing like being in the woods in the fall
Grand kids can get you in trouble without even trying. :pout:
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:
Quote from: pitw on October 13, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:
:laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but sometimes I let her sleep.
Quote from: bambam on October 13, 2018, 11:44:48 AM
Quote from: pitw on October 13, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:
:laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!
Ya like puke do ya?
Teach me to do thy will , for thou art my God , thy spirit is good ; lead me into the land of uprightness. Psalms 143:10
If you're wrong and shut up, you are wise. If you're right and shut up, you are married.
The most used sexual position is doggie style; the husband sits and begs and the wife plays dead.
Watching an idiot siphon is great entertainment. :biggrin:
dressing fish with an electric knife is much faster......
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nice haul Chief !
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research .
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...
Quote from: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 04:57:36 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...
Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a beer gut and a bald head and still think they are sexy.
Quote from: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 04:57:36 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...
Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
busy here too..daughter is building a new house that takes up all my time...going to try and get in some more fishing.didnt get to go ginseng hunting but 5 times..got around a pound of dry root....take care...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
43 more crappie today......tip is... crappie and cold beer go great together.....
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Amen to that Chief !
A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.
The blessing of the Lord , it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow to it. Proverbs 10:22
(https://postimages.org/).....eating crappie beats eating a Big Mac .....
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.
Quote from: bambam on October 23, 2018, 05:55:29 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.
I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:
Quote from: pitw on October 23, 2018, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 23, 2018, 05:55:29 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.
I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:
:laf: :laf:
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud
The thing that separates the American Christian from every other person on earth is that he would rather die on his feet than live on his knees. George Washington
Don't sit on plastic lawn chairs naked!😵
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Quote from: riverboss on October 26, 2018, 06:08:58 PM
Don't sit on plastic lawn chairs naked!😵
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:alscalls: :rolleye:
A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.
The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him, but the desire of the righteous shall be granted . Proverbs 10:24
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
Quote from: bambam on October 29, 2018, 04:17:38 PM
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
That and a good skimming.
Every normal man must be tempted , at times , to spit on his hands , hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Women like clean tooooooooooooo much. :argh:
It is better to be alone than in bad company
Quote from: bambam on October 31, 2018, 02:47:05 PM
It is better to be alone than in bad company
Like [L]. :noway:
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A hunter shouldn't tell the landowner where he is hunting to "get the [L] outta here". :doh2:
The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
the fear of the Lord prolongeth days , but the years of the wicked shall be shortened. Proverbs 10:27
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Quote from: bambam on November 05, 2018, 02:08:27 PM
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Uh oh. :sad:
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument
Ignorant man don't take a knife to a gunfight. :hahaha:
watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall . Confucius
Every once in a spell doing nothing was the right thing. :biggrin:
forgive your enemy but remember the prick's name
The righteous shall never be removed , but the wicked shall not inherit the earth. Proverbs 10:30
Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
^^^ made me snort. :biggrin:
alcohol does not solve problems, but neither does milk
Critters learn which land is safe. :shrug:
Anytime you see a turtle on top of a fencepost , you know he had some help. Alex Hayley
There are 2 ways to live your life ; one is as though nothing is a miracle, and one is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein
Pick one. :readthis:
ice flying off a moving vehicle can be dangerous .
Riches profit not in the day of wrath , but righteousness delivereth from death . proverbs 11 : 4
Deer season and wrecked trucks go hand in hand. :confused:
watching a bobcat stalk a deer is better than any TV show ever made.
Who won?
Quote from: pitw on November 19, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Who won?
RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .
Quote from: bambam on November 19, 2018, 08:14:40 PM
Quote from: pitw on November 19, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Who won?
RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .
That would have been cool as [L] to witness. :yoyo: :yoyo:
Did ya forget your gun again. :confused:
HAHA , no we had a gun . Illegal to shoot small game the first 3 days of buck season. Another one of those stupid West Virginia laws. :doh2:
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes . :doh2: :argh:
Quote from: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:04:12 PM
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes . :doh2: :argh:
Is this due to more stupid laws, or is your window roller downer broke? :confused:
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Quote from: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:07:53 PM
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Did you just send more out-of-staters to the local nudist colony ? :highclap: :yoyo:
:laf:
Along that line, never trust the directions if you ask an older Indian man, nor any other info he supplies if you ask. Solemnly delivered pranks are an art form. A game warden near Kamloops checked a Vancouver city fellow who was proud of some magpies he had killed with his shotgun. He had stopped and asked some Native men east of Kamloops where to hunt pheasants and they gave him permission to hunt Holstein pheasants on their Rez...
6-year-olds are very fidgety on a deer stand.
happiness is a warm gut pile . :yoyo:
Some people never run out of stupid questions
Firewood warms you more than twice. :yoyo:
The wicked worketh a deceitful work, but to him that soweth righteousness shall be a sure reward. Proverbs 11:18
Sometimes not shooting is the right choice. :whew:
Johnc :alscalls: :congrats:
going back to work after vacation really sucks .
A $300 or $30 watch both tell the same time
If your wife for whatever reason happens to forget her cell phone at home, don't, I repeat don't hide the Fn thing as a joke. :shock2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad3: :mad3: :mad3: :sad3: :sad3:
I work maintenance, my go to line... :wo: "Well if this don't fix it... it's probably something else".
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
frozen water hose slows down butchering
Some of these tips.. :alscalls: :laugh2:
A 1/2 cup of water strategically placed on the bed of a sleeping person can sure make for downward pointed eyeballs. :originalhahaha:
Using a guests toothbrush to clean the toilet will certainly keep you from having that guest as a guest again if they find out. :innocentwhistle:
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:
Quote from: FinsnFur on December 03, 2018, 09:17:55 PM
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:
Not anymore. :shrug:
Quote from: JohnP on November 25, 2018, 07:17:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 23, 2018, 09:38:29 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile . :yoyo:
John, Where did you find that white stuff? Not in your back yard I'll bet!
power surges can sure F up a lot of appliances. :argh: :argh:
Whoever does not regard what he has as ample wealth , is unhappy, though he be master of the world.
Blessed be the Lord , my strength , which teacheth my hands to war , and my fingers to fight.
If you pick the lesser of two evils, you are still picking an evil.
That is called "voting".
sometimes playing the lottery pays off...won a grand....
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Congrats Chief !!!!!!!!!
The older I get , the better I used to be. Lee Trevino
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all . Peter Drucker
You will find in your life that being right doesn't mean pooh at times. :shrug:
The greatest mistake we make is living in constant fear that we will make one. John Maxwell
insurance companies suck
fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems. :argh: :doh2:
Quote from: bambam on December 14, 2018, 11:52:34 AM
fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems. :argh: :doh2:
This is more fact than tip. :doh2:
Gosh I've always enjoyed the copper fittings that tou screw up more joints than you fix upon heating. :laf:
Man is like to vanity , his days are as a shadow that passeth away . Psalm 144:4
If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our lives with his lies. Karl Kraus
Sex is for folk who ain't got nothing better to do. :innocentwhistle:
If we open a quarrel between past and present we shall find that we have lost the future. Winston Churchill
Blame my lack of knowing better on public education. Osborne Brothers
some people should use glue stick instead of chapstick.
A busted jar when you are canning makes a BIG mess . :argh:
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:
Quote from: pitw on December 21, 2018, 02:03:00 PM
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:
Been there ! :argh:
Burning a rubber boot to try and seal a leak can create some noxious fumes and really irritate the wife.
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:
Quote from: pitw on December 22, 2018, 02:00:55 PM
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:
My boot isn't leaking now, but I'm banned to the ram pasture. :doh2:
Remember the true meaning of Christmas is not about getting presents, it's about the birth of our savior, Jesus Christ.
Don't store tanned hides in a damp place . :argh: :doh2:
Chickadees are entertaining.
Right or wrong, make a decision. The roads are littered with squirrels that couldn't make a decision.
Merry Christmas everyone
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim. You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.
always check how many eggs are in the carton before cooking breakfast . :doh2: :rolleye:
Quote from: pitw on December 25, 2018, 04:01:04 PM
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim. You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Today in the city of David, there has been born for you a savior, who is Christ the Lord.
Cocaine increases bee dancing. ( Our guvment spent $ 243,000.00 on this study ) .
New Canadians[as well as a whack of old ones] need to learn how to drive after every snow fall. :originalhahaha:
getting salt in a cut will make you dance too.
Taking a 3 yyear old shopping is most entertaining and frustrating at the same time. :pout:
Wrapping a present with a three year old takes at least three rolls of tape, a big roll of paper and better stomach muscles than the strongest man alive to keep it from hurting with laughter :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:. I also don't want to know what the sound on the stairs was as he returned a couple rolls downstairs[granny likes surprises tooooo. :innocentwhistle:
If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
A good man obtaineth favour of the Lord, but a man of wicked devices will he condemn . Proverbs 12 : 2
Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.
Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM
Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.
Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:
Quote from: pitw on December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM
Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.
Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:
Yes they were. :eyebrow:
America produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
Strong people don't put others down : they lift them up and then slam them to the ground for maximum damage.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive , just try missing a couple payments .
I will extol thee , my God , O King , and I will bless they name for ever and ever . Psalm 145:1
always read the fine print . :readthis: :argh:
Just think of the devastation that your bad luck may have saved you from.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Kids appear to learn by making the same mistakes their folks made. :shrug:
Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open
people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.
Quote from: bambam on January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM
people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.
with a lot of friends. :innocentwhistle:
People who are late are often much jollier than those waiting on them.
He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness, but a false witness deceit. Proverbs 12 : 17
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;
The most painful place to be stung by a bee is on the genitals.
Quote from: bambam on January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Any good shortcut will add at least two hours to your trip.
Government study ( cost $ 172,000.00 ) ;
Walking with coffee causes it to spill.
hunting in the snow is fun, even if you don't fire a shot.
Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.
Government study ( cost $5 million ) ;
Drunk birds slur when they sing
Government study ( cost $ 855,000.00 ) ;
Republicans are more likely to be disgusted by eating worms than democrats. .
Government study ( cost $ 390,000.00 );
A dog can shake 70% of the water off its fur in 4 seconds.
Government study ( cost $ 1,1 million ) ;
Cheerleaders are more attractive when in a group.
Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;
Chimpanzees prefer Indian and African music.
cutting firewood on a cold day warms you up in a hurry.
Lying lips are abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are his delight . Proverbs 12:22
Government study ( cost $ 1.9 million ) ;
Humans " might " have been able to outrun dinosaurs.
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies :confused:
Quote from: chieftain on January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies :confused:
No doubt Chief, how are you doing ? Guess it's cold out there. Cold here, and windy. Finally got a little wood cut Saturday, glad I got a load of coal, I'd be out of wood already.
Here's another one :
Here's another government study that only cost $ 1 million :
Yawning is contagious.
We need to vote out all those idiots.
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...
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Quote from: chieftain on January 30, 2019, 07:43:24 AM
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard... (https://postimages.org/)
That's awesome Chief ! Haven't seen any turkeys here for a while. I'm not going to complain about our 8 degrees . Not sure what the wind chill is but it's blowing like heck.
Government study ( cost $ 2.6 million ) ;
Being a liberal is genetic.
The best form of birth control after age 50 is nudity.
Government study ( cost $ 753,000.oo ) ;
Butterflies are the hairiest creatures on earth.
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round …. and He laughed and laughed.
The hand of the diligent shall bear rule , but the slothful shall be under tribute. Proverbs 12:24
Government study ( cost $ 331,000.00 )
an elephant and a cat both take 18 seconds to pee.
Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
There are 2 sides to every story...….. and then there is the truth.
The trouble with up is there's always a down. Brad Paisley
my buddy finished my mountain man coat so I picked it up today.....
(https://postimages.org/).....the liner cost the most....
(https://postimages.org/).... :innocentwhistle:
Looks good Chief !!! I Like the turkey beards .
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it will get you the right friends.
shoveling shale helps work out stiff muscles.
He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life , but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction. Proverbs 13:3
Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.
Quote from: bambam on February 11, 2019, 06:33:32 PM
Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.
Says you. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Government study ( cost $ 3. 9 million ) ;
steroids make goldfish appear sexy .
A woman's work is never done because they don't get up early enough.
Strong people don't put others down . They lift them up. Michael Watson
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Live every day like it's your last, because someday it will be.
A righteous man hateth lying, but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame. Proverbs 13 : 5
If you brush your teeth in the dark, don't keep the toothpaste tube next to the Preparation H . :puke:
Most humans have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.
or alone. :originalhahaha:
LOL Barry :laf:
meeting up with old friends makes a bad day better.
Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart, wait, I say on the Lord.
New friends can be made, but old friends are hard to come by.
Killing things just cause you can is not always the best policy.
Don't trust a 21- year old starter . :rolleye:
It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war .
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
A swarm of bees looks like trouble but it makes honey
The 2 party system is separate cheeks of the same butt , and voters get what comes out of the middle .
Only by pride cometh contention , but with the well advised is wisdom . Proverbs 13 : 10
What is done in the dark will always come to light.
Guns don't kill people , testifying against Hillary does.
Cut out a man's tongue and you don't prove him a liar, only that you are afraid of what he has to say.
The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.
Quote from: bambam on March 07, 2019, 04:07:08 PM
The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.
Living in an uninhabitable area[to almost everyone] seems to work. :innocentwhistle:
The American Christian is different from every other person on the face of the earth because we will die on our feet before we will live on our knees. George Washington
From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson
Quote from: bambam on March 09, 2019, 07:20:54 PM
From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson
What did he die of?
Quote from: pitw on March 09, 2019, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: bambam on March 09, 2019, 07:20:54 PM
From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson
What did he die of?
I don't know. Maybe wore himself out breeding his slaves ?
Every day I will bless thee , and I will praise thy name for ever and ever. Psalm 145:2
We could say the government spends money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because they are spending their own money. Ronald Reagan
Never interfere with your enemy while he is destroying himself.
some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug . :pout:
bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same .
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Great is the Lord , and greatly to be praised , and his greatness is unsearchable. Psalm 145:3
Don't steal ; the government hates competition .
The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. Elmo Phillips.
When you reach the end of your rope , tie a knot and hang on. Thomas Jefferson
When a friend is in trouble, don't ask if there is anything you can do , think up something and do it.
A knife down 8 feet in water is useless. :argh: :doh2:
Arguing with a hard-headed drunk is a waste of time.
Butchering a couple hogs with lads you raised and taught is fun[in one lads word]. :wink:
I will speak of the glorious honor of thy majesty, and of thy wondrous works. Psalm 145:5
One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation.
The game sure is weird sometimes, but you can't kill them if you don't pull the trigger.
Be at war with your vices, , at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
There is a reason some in the litter are runts.
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people . Theodore Roosevelt .
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out .
There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance .
You never know God is all you need until God is all you have .
Wishing will never be a substitute for prayer.
Not all grocery store plastic bags are made equal.
Cats shouldn't step in traps set for a skunk. :innocentwhistle:
The great questions of the day will not be settled by speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
We hang the petty thieves and elect the great ones to office. Aesop
Shooting a skunk between the shoulder from above seems to keep them from spraying. :biggrin:
Chains are worse than bayonets .
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain .
When God speaks , oftentimes his voice will call for an act of courage on our part.
It's always to early to quit.
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines. Satchel Paige
Pulling the seat outta a 34 year old vehicle nets one a bunch of treasures. :innocentwhistle:
A second set of eyeballs can be invaluable. :biggrin:
I looked at a piece of equipment and liked what I saw so sent the dropper over to check it out. His report on return had me :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: so much I'm addled now :pout:. Sure glad I didn't buy it. :eyebrow:
Feeding catfish on a warm spring day makes you forget about winter.
happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
Quote from: bambam on April 11, 2019, 04:39:51 PM
happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
sure is..
Howdy Chief ! Hope all is well. Gonna dig some more ramps tomorrow.
If America was a tree, liberals would root for the termites. Greg Gutfeld.
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
and men shall speak of the might of thy terrible acts ; and I will declare thy greatness . Psalm 145:5
There are no shortcuts to anywhere worth going .
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life . Robert Heinlein
Fixing one problem sometimes exposes another . :doh2:
Don't do something permanently stupid because you are temporarily upset.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died . Rather we should thank God that such men lived. Gen. George S. Patton
Never underestimate the power of home made pickles. :biggrin:
Hearing gobblers on a fine spring morning is good for the soul.
Having an interval of 1 year between a shave and haircut makes for happy birds. :innocentwhistle:
The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8
Have a blessed Easter everyone.
Quote from: bambam on April 21, 2019, 10:09:28 AM
The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8
...
And its a good thing for me that He is!
Yes, have a great Easter, everyone!
easter comes from the pagan word eastra. :confused:
Trust your own instinct, your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's .
Life is like a stubborn mule ; it won't back up.
Morels sometimes grow where you don't expect them. :yoyo:
they don't grow under water,been raining here for a month...
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
The difference between the KKK and the Supreme Court is that the members of the Supreme Court dress up in black robes and scare white people .
Quote from: bambam on April 25, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
...way to go,the bigger the better .
" It's a good day for makin' things right." Robert Duvall , Open Range.
You can't learn to succeed until you learn to fail.
The Lord is good to all , and his tender mercies are over all his works . Psalm 145 : 9
You can't understand courage until you have had to face fear and deal with it.
finally quit raining for a few hours this morning,found 63, most were fresh....
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Nice haul there Chief !!! Yum Yum . Took my granddaughter fishing last evening . She caught 9 bluegills and a bass. Fish, mushroom, and ramp fry coming soon . :yoyo:
Never trust a pharmacy to count your pills correctly.
You can't learn to stand up for yourself until you have no option of backing out.
catfish love muddy water and nightcrawlers....
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Another nice haul Chief. Roxann caught the first cat of the year out of our pond this evening. We Graduated RayElla from college this morning !!!!!! She is now a registered nurse. A dang good day.
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo: Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:
Quote from: pitw on May 04, 2019, 10:47:36 PM
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo: Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:
HAHA . Thanks Barry , I'll tell her.
All thy works shall praise thee , O Lord, and thy saints shall bless thee. Psalm 145 :10
congrats to RayElla ,it aint easy, my daughter is a nurse....
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight speech impediment. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante.
Good night missus M'Gilacutti, Whereever you are. Jimmy Durante
We could certainly slow down the aging process if it had to work its way through congress. Will Rogers.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation . As you grow older, it will avoid you. Winston Churchill.
Cardiologist's diet ; if it tastes good, spit it out.
Life is terminal. Enjoy it while you can.
They shall speak of the glory of thy kingdom , and talk of thy power. Psalm 145:11
One thing I love about conservative women is that I never have to ask myself, " Is that a woman ? "
You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts . If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad. Gen. James Mattis
To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
14 million kids live in poverty in America , but democrats fight for illegal aliens.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
The Lord upholdeth all that fall , and raiseth up all those that be bowed down. Psalm 145 :14
THey sent more troops and arms to arrest Roger Stone than to defend Benghazi .
" Make-up can cover up a lot of evil, my man " . Phil Robertson
It only took 10 years for democratic socialists to destroy Venezuela .
A new poll confirms that 1 in 3 liberals are as stupid as the other 2 .
aim small miss small.
Blood usually means he "ain't OK", but could be slightly wounded. :rolleye:
God bless all the brave men and women who have sacrificed for our country.
Finding a small nut in a big shop vac can be tedious. :rolleye:
A socialist is a communist who does not yet have the power to take everything from the citizens at gunpoint.
Getting off work early and having lots to do outside is a sure way to make it rain. :argh:
Vote republican , they might not be perfect, but the other side is insane.
The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death. Proverbs 13:14
wives and daughters can make a man drink.
Liberals feel the same about firearms as they do about wealth ; it's OK for them but not for you.
Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
Quote from: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM
Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
So does some ugly.
Quote from: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM
Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
So does some ugly.
You met a couple of my old girl friends?
Quote from: pitw on June 05, 2019, 09:31:14 PM
Quote from: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM
Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
So does some ugly.
You met a couple of my old girl friends?
Heck, I probably dated a few of them.
The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money.
We spend $ 18 billion a year on healthcare for illegals and can't find $ 5 billion for a wall.
meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.
Quote from: bambam on June 09, 2019, 03:05:46 PM
meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.
:yoyo: :yoyo:
The bad people in the world make you appreciate the good people even more.
A rough field can sure piss one off :madd:
A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too. :argh:
Quote from: bambam on June 11, 2019, 05:49:45 PM
A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too. :argh:
Them I can do something about.
Losing a day of work cause of someone else's ineptness makes you so happy you might just cry. :pout:
The same media who said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning now says Pres. Trump's ratings are low.
No border walls and no voter ID laws. Have you figured it out yet ?
Democrats don't want unvaccinated kids in our schools but want millions of unvaccinated illegals in our country.
He that walketh with wise men shall be wise , but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20
Maybe a guy shouldn't try and earn a living on fathers day. :iroll:
A stuck PTO shaft can sure screw up your plans for the day. :argh:
A group of baboons is called a congress. :innocentwhistle:
Telling an annoying customer to enjoy sex and travel is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun. :innocentwhistle:
Young men and their friends can do stuff an old fart would take two days to do in a couple hours. :yoyo:
Every woman has a right to be believed, unless you are raped by a democrat.
Digging cattails out of a drainage ditch by hand is an exercise in futility. :madd:
Vacation days go by waaaaaaaaaay faster than work days .
The worst day fishing is better then the best day at work.
Don't listen to people who walk on their knuckles.
The best way to amass a small fortune is to inherit a large fortune.
The electoral college worked great until Hillary lost , now liberals want to abolish it.
Freedom is not free
cows may not fly but they sure as [L] can jump.
The difference between E.T. and illegal aliens is that E. T. learned to speak English and went home.
Evil pursueth sinners,but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs 13:21
Missing church to watch a wet tshirt contest is a no brainer. :biggrin:
Getting free firewood already cut is a gift from God !!!!!! :yoyo:
Someone who walks 3000 miles across Mexico and shows up overweight and holding a cellphone is NOT a refugee.
A plugged air line to the air govenor on a big truck can wreck a portion of your day. :pout:
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
God bless America , God bless President Trump, and God bless gunpowder.
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:
Quote from: pitw on July 05, 2019, 09:30:51 AM
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:
Back in the ram pasture again ? :nono:
Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.
Quote from: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:47:42 PM
Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.
But having chicken for supper makes it all worthwhile. :wo:
You just can't beat live bait for catching fish . :yoyo:
or dynamite. :wink:
He that spareth the rod hateth his son, but he that loveth him chsteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24
It's good news to see another big-name pedophile arrested !!! :yoyo:
Now castrate the ba$tid .
You can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand
People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars. :madd:
Quote from: bambam on July 10, 2019, 05:41:53 PM
People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars. :madd:
Or as I like to think of them a POS.
Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face . :yoyo:
Quote from: bambam on July 12, 2019, 03:28:26 PM
Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face . :yoyo:
Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
Quote from: pitw on July 12, 2019, 11:49:45 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 12, 2019, 03:28:26 PM
Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face . :yoyo:
Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
And we are all thankful for that!!
Man is not complete until he is married...……….. then he is finished.
Failure to latch the door can allow pheasants to escape the pen . :doh2:
If you wanna go on a diet, just suggest to your wife that she lose a few pounds. :doh2: Guaranteed to lose weight at home.
Anniversaries are expensive . :doh2:
Quote from: bambam on July 16, 2019, 06:41:08 PM
Anniversaries are expensive . :doh2:
Try forgetting one. Now that is expensive.
veterinarians are expensive too .
Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. Albert Einstein
cheap Chinese junk is not worth the price or time it takes to break it . :argh:
Seeds dry fast when temps are in the 90's .
Quote from: bambam on July 20, 2019, 12:12:14 PM
Seeds dry fast when temps are in the 90's .
So does brass when it is laid out on a towel today.
Trust ye in the Lord forever ; for in the Lord Jehovah is everlasting strength . Isaiah 26:4
high winds can sure play hell with a row of corn. :argh:
You aren't free if you aren't armed.
There is no peace , saith my God , to the wicked. Issiah 57:21
Fresh produce from the garden can make your tummy hurt, but it is a good hurt. :biggrin:
seeing your cucumber vines dying makes you hurt too. :pout:
You know you live in a great country when even those who detest it refuse to leave. Candace Owens
Sneezing with a mouthful of icecream is a trick you can only master one way. :originalhahaha:
free sweet corn is sure to put a smile on your face. :yoyo:
A hail storm can reduce combining by 100%. :sad:
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
If a dead body was found in the trunk of Hillary's car, the FBI would ask Trump why he did it.
Sometimes you turn a bad buy into a mini gold mine. :biggrin:
The wicked walk on every side , when the vilest men are exalted. Psalm 12:8
People who want to ban guns should not be allowed to have armed bodyguards. :argh:
Quote from: bambam on August 05, 2019, 03:05:45 PM
People who want to ban guns should not be allowed to have armed bodyguards. :argh:
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Kinda/sorta rings wrong, eh.
Sneezing just right over the ice cream bucket get's you all the ice cream. :biggrin:
Cutting wood when it is 80 degrees F makes you sweat.
Human beings are some of the stupidest people on earth.
seeing your tomatoes rot on the vine is depressing. :argh:
Doing something you ain't done in twenty years let's you know how far behind you really are. :rolleye:
One maybe shouldn't post on the internet when under the influence of some mind altering materials. :innocentwhistle:
It's never too early to scout for deer sign.
The arms of the wicked shall be broken , but the Lord upholdeth the righteous.
Cops from the city don't understand small town folk. :doh2:
Most people from the city don't understand rural folks.
Don't try to create a map on MYtopo while you are drinking . :doh2:
Just because you ask for pepperoni on your pizza doesn't mean they will put it on . :argh:
Really rich folk can afford pizza. :pout:
Always inspect your canning jars for chips before filling them.
Picking the last of anything for the season, sucks.
The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself.
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want . Psalm 23;1
You know you've peeled a LOT of pears when you start getting blisters.
Quote from: bambam on August 20, 2019, 01:18:36 PM
You know you've peeled a LOT of pears when you start getting blisters.
:sad3: :shock2: :shock2: :whew:
If you want more work just book a cabin at a lake for a few days. :pout:
homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought . :yoyo:
Quote from: bambam on August 21, 2019, 04:17:14 PM
homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought . :yoyo:
I'll second that. :yahoo:
Home-canned peaches are better than store-bought too !!!
Quote from: bambam on August 22, 2019, 04:56:26 PM
Home-canned peaches are better than store-bought too !!!
Not util Saturday. :pout:
Quote from: bambam on August 21, 2019, 04:17:14 PM
homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought . :yoyo:
My mom always made spaghetti sauce and always with fresh tomatoes and herbs -garlic, oregano and basil. Every time I came home on leave she would make me some, always had a aroma to it that was special and filled the whole house. After I got married Marge asked for her recipe. Mom said she didn't have a recipe just - some of this and some of that, a pinch of this and a pinch of that.
Give unto the Lord , o ye mighty, give unto the Lord glory and strength. Psalm 29:1
I'm not young enough to know everything. J.M. Barrie
Quote from: JohnP on August 23, 2019, 03:10:47 PMMom said she didn't have a recipe just - some of this and some of that, a pinch of this and a pinch of that.
I hated when she did that. :argh:
Taking a list to the store and not looking at it ensures you will forget something. :doh2:
Bigger ain't always best. :nofgr:
Leftover deer steak is the second best meal on earth. :yoyo:
The second bloom of green beans sometimes produces the best beans . :yoyo:
islam is communism with a " god " .
When you go 4 miles into the mountains to set up trail cameras, make SURE you don't forget the SD cards.
The voice of the Lord is powerful , the voice of the Lord is mighty. Psalm 29:4
Miserable weather makes for miserable customers. :pout:
A tailgate piled up with geese on opening day sure puts a smile on your face. :yoyo:
Quote from: bambam on September 02, 2019, 02:33:11 PM
A tailgate piled up with geese on opening day sure puts a smile on your face. :yoyo:
It can also mean a lot of work plucking and cleaning.
Chinkapin burrs make your fingers sore .
shelling cornbeans makes your fingers sore too .
Buying a book for 2 bit's and finding a $100 bill in it sure puts a grin on your face.
Wives can sure wipe a grin off your face. :sad:
Seeing geese back in a field you have permission to hunt puts a grin on your face.
Doctors cannot be trusted.
Quote from: bambam on September 06, 2019, 09:24:02 PM
Doctors cannot be trusted.
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :whew:
The one thing I can't resist is temptation . Oscar Wilde
God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason .
It's been a good year when you don't have enough shelves for all your canned goods. :yoyo:
Bull moose are freakin big.
Quote from: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.
You been handling one today?
Quote from: Okanagan on September 09, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.
You been handling one today?
They is out looking for mama and one was right in front of my truck. I even had the ol' girl in reverse in case I needed it. Had a cool double pan type set of antlers. I swear that bugger couldn't walk in my house with 8 foot ceilings. He was also talking the whole time and I get a kick outta how little noise they make bleating for the size.
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Quote from: Okanagan on September 09, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.
You been handling one today?
They is out looking for mama and one was right in front of my truck. I even had the ol' girl in reverse in case I needed it. Had a cool double pan type set of antlers. I swear that bugger couldn't walk in my house with 8 foot ceilings. He was also talking the whole time and I get a kick outta how little noise they make bleating for the size.
Fun experience. I'm kind of envious, having moved away from moose country. Getting to listen to a real bull sure improved my moose calling.
JFK put men on the moon. Obama put men in women's bathrooms.
Quote from: bambam on September 10, 2019, 03:57:55 PM
JFK put men on the moon. Obama put men in women's bathrooms.
Well I kow where I'd sooner go.
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
" In terms of advisors , I took my own advice " . Pres. Trump
Geese are unpredictable.
The voice of the Lord divideth the flames of fire. Psalm 29:7
Find the acorns and you will find the deer.
Quote from: bambam on September 16, 2019, 04:04:03 PM
Find the acorns and you will find the deer.
I'm screwed, we don't got no acorns. :sad:
Watching a congressional hearing is like watching a drunk monkey trying to screw a football.
Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.
Quote from: bambam on September 18, 2019, 03:24:06 PM
Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.
:biggrin:
cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.
Quote from: bambam on September 19, 2019, 07:15:26 PM
cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.
I was gonna attack this one and then I thought, what the {L} did he screw up this time?
Sometimes a story is better than a picture.
Sometimes " the grass is greener " is due to a septic problem.
The Lord will give strength to his people , the Lord will bless his people with peace. Psalm 29 : 11
kids can wreck a house in minutes.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twain
The future does not belong to globalists, the future belongs to patriots. Donald J. Trump
Just cause you went fishing does't mean you get to eat fish. :sad:
The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it. Turn it loose. It will defend itself. St. Augustine.
Some people just don't know when to shut up.
Quote from: bambam on September 27, 2019, 06:03:04 PM
Some people just don't know when to shut up.
So?
:doh2:
There is a BIG difference between a democracy and a constitutional Republic .
Amazing how a little snow can effect people.
Treasures of wickedness profit nothing ; but righteousness delivereth from death. Proverbs 10 :2
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a close resemblance to the first. Ronald Reagan.
As long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you will always have the support of Paul.
Indian builds small fire and stands up close. White man builds big fire and stands way back.
Quote from: bambam on October 02, 2019, 02:32:00 PM
Indian builds small fire and stands up close. White man builds big fire and stands way back.
:highclap: I've always LOVED this saying, especially since we lived on a Rez for a dozen years or so. My Indian friends built the biggest campfires I've ever seen except for a German fellow who lived in the Yukon, who may have tied them. If you have ever seen those house size piles of wood logging debris, it was normal for Indian men I was hunting with to light the thing on fire. We couldn't park a pick-up within 30 yards without blistering the paint. Gasoline or diesel in large quantity was normal fire starting "kindling."
Another one that never got old was when we'd be hunting on a logging road and would come came across beer cans. My faithful Indian companion, whoever he was that day, would squint his eyes, look carefully around as if alert to an ambush and say, "Indian sign."
Making good people helpless does not make bad people harmless .
Water leaks never happen when you have time to fix them.
I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general , but I know it is incredibly delicious. Gen. James Mattis
He that gathereth in summer is a wise son, but he that sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame. Proverbs 10:5
Always be nice to anyone who has access to your toothbrush.
Sometimes doing nothing is the best option. :pout:
Fight with a happy heart and a strong spirit. Gen. James Mattis
Funerals for those the age of your own kids are damb tough. :sad:
When everything you know is a lie, the CIA's mission will be complete.
Shoulda done it sooner, sucks. :doh2:
I'm going to plead with you, do not cross us , because if you do , the survivors will write about what we do for 10,000 years. Gen. James Mattis
They can run, but they will just die tired. Marine quote.
Getting things ready for winter and not having any screw ups is nice. :yoyo:
Murphy's Law - If things are going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Finnegan's Theorem - Murphy was a fricking optimist!
Man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished.
An escaped pullet has no chance against a :doh2: :argh: woman with a fish net. :laught17: :laught17:
Blessings are upon the head of the just , but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked . Proverbs 10:6
There ain't much more Joy in life better than dragging a new GMC home for a buddy with your 35 year old Ford. :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Quote from: pitw on October 14, 2019, 07:17:24 AM
There ain't much more Joy in life better than dragging a new GMC home for a buddy with your 35 year old Ford. :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
:alscalls: Pitw, you have an ornery streak in you! I will admit that I enjoyed returning down a soft snowy logging road past two brand new 4x4 pickups at the bottom of the hill where they had torn up the slope trying unsuccessfully to follow my tracks up the road.
Don't throw your pearls to swine.
So many dirtbags, so little time.
Best friends do not always agree.
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM
Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......
Quote from: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM
Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......
Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Gen. James Mattis.
Quote from: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM
Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......
Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
no sir ,sure wasn't much dug around these parts,,, drought and high temps. had it gone by time season came in ......
I used to hunt the magical root with my pappy when I was a lad :yoyo:
old locust posts dull a chain in a hurry .
Quote from: chieftain on October 17, 2019, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM
Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......
Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
no sir ,sure wasn't much dug around these parts,,, drought and high temps. had it gone by time season came in ......
same here Chief.
Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up.
The memory of the just is blessed, but the name of the wicked shall rot. Proverbs 10 :7
Good compost comes after a bit a rot. :innocentwhistle:
shale is better for filling potholes than gravel.
Quote from: bambam on October 21, 2019, 05:43:32 PM
shale is better for filling potholes than gravel.
:confused: Our shale cuts tires and causes a fair number of flats.
The only reason the government wants to disarm you after 243 years is because they intend to do something you would shoot them for.
Quote from: bambam on October 23, 2019, 06:03:39 PM
The only reason the government wants to disarm you after 243 years is because they intend to do something you would shoot them for.
That fits more country's than yours. :sad:
In 1776 the British demanded we give them our guns. We shot them.
I wish no man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. Mark Twain
A four year old can pick the biggest grape or whatever out of your hand every time. :readthis: :laf:
Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.
Quote from: bambam on October 26, 2019, 01:17:10 PM
Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.
Ya tired of making baby's? :shrug:
Quote from: pitw on October 26, 2019, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 26, 2019, 01:17:10 PM
Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.
Ya tired of making baby's? :shrug:
Don't want more babies, but Not tired of practicing.
The wise in heart will receive commandments, but a pratting fool shall fail. Proverbs 10:8
What's a pratting fool?
Quote from: pitw on October 27, 2019, 04:16:29 PM
What's a pratting fool?
one who talks excessively and pointlessly.
never interfere with your enemy while he is busy destroying himself.
Thunder makes the noise but lightning does the work. Chad Brock
God made man but Colt made them equal. Tom Selleck in Quigley Down Under.
Imagine if you will a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws making it illegal to hate them.
A true diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Many hands make light work.
He that walketh uprightly walketh surely, but he that perverteth his ways shall be known. Proverbs 10:9
bumpy roads lead to beautiful places.
Socialism wants to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
It's amazing how much panic one honest man can spread amongst a multitude of hypocrites. Thomas Sowell
Don't laugh if your wife screws up making bread. :innocentwhistle: :doh2:
Status quo is Latin for the mess we are in . Ronald Reagan.
Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God. Thomas Sowell
Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it. Thomas Sowell
Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins. Proverbs 10:12
The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event . That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot. Gen. James Mattis
Fly's slow down this time of year. :biggrin:
These days a democrat is a man who believes he's a woman , dressed up as a giant vagina, screaming that Trump is not normal. Charlie Brown
Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric. Thomas Sowell
A good trip don't cost ya nothing more than a hip.
Since this is an era when many people are concerned about 'fairness' and 'social justice' , what is your 'fair share ' of what someone else has worked for ? Thomas Sowell
Democrats are against foreign interference in our elections but want illegal aliens to vote. :confused: :shrug:
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything . Thomas Sowell
Marry someone younger than yourself.
The labour of the righteous tendeth to life , the fruit of the wicked to sin . Proverbs 10:16
Watching the left try to come up with a scheme to catch Pres. Trump is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the road runner.
It's painful to see such stupidity in our government.
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Pres. Trump's wall will cost less than the Obamacare website.
It is easier to build strong children than repair broken men. Frederick Douglas
People who don't shoot enough sure seem to wreck a lot of meat. :puke:
Real riches are the riches possessed inside .
A bad day hunting beats a good day at work.
You can't pick your family but you can pick your friends
The lips of the righteous feed many , but fools die for want of wisdom. Proverbs 10:21
Always treat a firearm as if it is loaded , even if you " know " it isn't.
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Ronald Reagan
If you make a promise , keep it.
If people are free , they are not equal. If they are equal , they are not free.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell.
Don't paint yourself into a corner.
Bear lard makes wonderfully light and flakey pie crust! I've heard that it is the best for making French pastries.
Quote from: Okanagan on December 01, 2019, 09:31:31 AM
Bear lard makes wonderfully light and flakey pie crust! I've heard that it is the best for making French pastries.
Good boot grease too . I use it on mine.
Bear lard is extremely fine textured stuff. I'm surprised that no one seems to use it in hand lotion (and give it some name to hide the source!) After skinning a bear my hands are smooth for three days, and working with this lard has some of the same effect, lasting about 24 hours. Skinning takes me more time than rolling out a pie crust and works the fat into my hands more. :innocentwhistle:
Picking and handling huckleberries has some of the same effect, making my hands smooth for a day or so. I wonder if some substance in huckleberries is concentrated when the bear eats them and digests it, and is then transmitted through the bear fat. There is a Ph.d. project for someone, maybe in organic chemistry. :laf:
Can't make up a name for anything. Government passed the "Truth in labeling act." Skunks were marketed under four or five names. Soon as it had to be called skunk, nobody wanted to wear it, even though it is a lustrous, beautiful fur that wears well.
Freezing a skunk does not get rid of the smell. :rolleye:
It really piss's off the kids when you won't watch their kids cause you wanna go fishing. :biggrin:
A miss is as good as a mile.
Fishing without a bite is great when you getta see/track other cool stuff.
There are only 2 ways of telling the complete truth ; anonymously or posthumously. Thomas Sowell.
Labour not to be rich, cease from thine own wisdom. Proverbs 23:4
A group of baboons is called a congress.
When the better half threatens to not cook butter tarts for ya if you don't get a shave and haircut. Get a freaking hair cut and shave. :whew:
Talkers are usually more articulate than doers , since talk is their specialty.
Facts are not liberal's strong suit - rhetoric is.
You will miss your long hair and bear with windchills around -40. :doh2: :doh2:
Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye , neither desire thou his dainty meats. Proverbs 23 : 6
Whoever drinks beer , he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin , enters Heaven ! Thus, let us drink beer. Martin Luther.
There are few things more dishonorable than misleading the young.
A moral monopoly is the antithesis of a marketplace of ideas. Thomas Sowell
Life is tough , but it's tougher if you're stupid .
Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense than bailing out people who lost their life savings in a Vegas casino. Thomas Sowell.
You miss every shot you don't take.
4 1/2 inch angle grinders were not put on this world to trim your toe nails. :doh2:
Really????
Shoveling shale will warm you up fast on a cold day.
Pretty sure I posted this once before but it's a good one ;
A group of baboons is called a congress .
The pros & cons of government are Progress & Congress. Steven Wright,,, I think. :wo:
Today in the city of David has been born for you a savior who is Christ the Lord.
We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false . Former CIA director William Casey
When your wife says, "Give me something useful for Christmas". It may be a good idea to rethink the idea of wrapping up a big batch of toilet paper. :doh2: [Also need an in pain emothingy here.]
Engage your brain before you engage your weapon. Gen. Mattis
If politicians stopped meddling with things they don't understand, there would be a more drastic reduction in the size of government than anyone in either party advocates. Thomas Sowell
Speak not in the ears of a fool ; for he will despise the wisdom of thy words. Proverbs 23:9
There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline , cunning , obedience , and alertness, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim. Gen. Mattis
There is no substitute for victory. Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
we don't need a civil war , we need an awakening.
Winning an NFL pickem league as a canuck and all others are Americans is sooooooooo satisfying. :biggrin:
Never argue with an idiot.
The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.
Quote from: bambam on January 03, 2020, 02:30:24 PM
The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.
Little late with this one. Any tips on how to erase the early marks?
Quote from: pitw on January 03, 2020, 02:44:51 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 03, 2020, 02:30:24 PM
The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.
Little late with this one. Any tips on how to erase the early marks?
Lie ? :shrug:
If you want politicians to see the light , you have to make them feel the heat.
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. Exodus 20:8
People don't care what you know until they know that you care.
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. Peter Marshall
Why does nobody go to a muslim bakery and demand a gay wedding cake ?
speak little, do much. Ben Franklin
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.
Apply thine heart unto instruction , and thine ears to the words of knowledge. Proverbs 23:12
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. General Patton
May God have mercy on my enemies, because I won't . Gen. Patton
Iran has no Walmarts but has 52 Targets.
Cold can kill.
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Every man must be for America or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war; only patriots and traitors. Stephen Douglas
One stick is easily broken, but a bundle of sticks is unbreakable.
Why is it greed to want to keep the money you earned but not greed to want to take someone else's money ? Thomas Sowell
Let not thine heart envy sinners; but be thou in the fear of the Lord all the day long. Proverbs 23:17
When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear. Thomas Sowell
Once you are over the hill , you begin to pick up speed.
"Once you are over the hill , you begin to pick up speed."
That is because it is all down hill.
Much of the social history of the western world over the past 3 decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. Thomas Sowell
There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed . It's really great ! General Mattis
" Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment in American democracy and kill every one of them until they're so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact " . General Mattis
I would trust my neighbors with more freedoms before I would trust my politicians with more power.
Be not thou envious against evil men , neither desire to be with them. Proverbs 24:1
Think of the press as a great keyboard on which government can play. Joseph Goebbels, Nazi politician.
Propaganda works best when those who are being manipulated are confident they are acting on their own free will. Joseph Goebbels , Nazi politician
Never forget
to
HAVE FUN
Life is unpredictable: eat dessert first!
Long hair cats and blue burrs don't work well together. :doh2:
1st rule of propaganda;
Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.
Joseph Goebbels, Nazi politician
There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight , and truth will again triumph. Joseph Goebbels , Nazi politician.
Don't take a hungry teenager grocery shopping. :doh2: :shock2: :loco:
Quote from: pitw on January 30, 2020, 05:31:22 PM
Don't take a hungry teenager grocery shopping. :doh2: :shock2: :loco:
Don't let ME go grocery shopping when I'm hungry! :naughty:
May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not. Millard Fillmore
When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination. Thomas Sowell
A wise man is strong, yea a man of knowledge increaseth strength. Proverbs 24:5
Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
Don't wipe your face while slicing onions. :doh2: :whew: :sad:
Fortune favors the prepared mind. Louis Pasteur
First lesson of economics is scarcity ; there is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics. Thomas Sowell.
Mice get caught in traps because they don't know why the cheese is free.
One man's sushi is another man's bait. John Wells
Although it is way above our heads , it is still under God's feet.
If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small. Proverbs 24 : 10
Democrats couldn't organize a pi$$-off contest in a brewery. Steve Hilton
When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in , he has no choice but to become an outlaw. Nelson Mandela
No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth. Plato
We are sliding down the mire of a democracy that pollutes the morals of the people before it swallows up their freedoms. Fisher Ames.
If liberty means anything at all , it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. George Orwell.
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Quote from: bambam on February 15, 2020, 02:49:52 PM
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Or just let the wife do it.
For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the candle of the wicked shall be put out. Proverbs 24:20
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
Genius appears as insanity to imbeciles. Roseann Barr
There are no solutions , there are only trade-offs. Thomas Sowell
If your vehicle is going to break down, you can bet it will be during the worst possible weather.
What is history but the story of how politicians have squandered the blood and treasure of the human race. Thomas Sowell
Politics is Hollywood for ugly people . Thomas Sowell
Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause, and deceive not with thy lips. Proverbs 24:28
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark ; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. Plato
Competition does a much more effective job than government at protecting consumers. Thomas Sowell.
Every once in a while keeping your mouth shut saves stitch's. :biggrin:
The same electricity that powers your appliances can also fry them.
The fact that the market is not doing what we wish it would do is no reason to automatically assume that the government would do better. Thomas Sowell
Denial and inactivity prepare people well for the roles of victim and corpse.
When the snow is going up it is a good time to bake bread.
Withhold not correction from the child ; for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Proverbs 23:13
Snow blower on tractor beats [L] outta pitw on shovel. :biggrin:
I don't lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word. General Mattis
If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take equal portion , most people would be contented to take their own and depart. Socrates.
Be the hammer, not the nail.
Intellect is not wisdom .
Quote from: bambam on March 05, 2020, 03:36:11 PM
Intellect is not wisdom .
Wisdom comes from doing something stupid first.
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Don't believe everything you hear.
Quote from: bambam on March 07, 2020, 11:17:45 AM
Don't believe everything you hear.
.....and only half of what you see...
Truly my soul waiteth upon God ; from him cometh my salvation. Psalm 62:1
" Cut the pizza into 4 pieces, cause I'm not hungry enough for 8 . " Yogi Berra
You can never change what you avoid ; engage your world and make a difference. Mylus Munroe
Live as if you were you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. Mahatma Gandhi
Women and cats will do what they please , and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert Heinlein
Having a cold from [L] sure knocks the pooh outta a person.
Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Trust in him at all times , ye people , pour out your heart before him; God is a refuge for us. Psalm 62:8
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
The IRS should be listed as a terrorist organization.
Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.
Therapy is to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy.
The sheep are confused. Toilet paper for survival …...…? How stupid.
Finger works. :wink:
went to a couple stores that sells ammo yesterday,,not a bullet left ..from 22's to 308...all sold out...my buddy owns a gun shop ,he has had record sales of guns and ammo in the last 3 weeks,,,,guess everybody is geared up to defend their toilet paper.....
People , a short time ago, were saying "You don't need that much ammo." are the same people buying 500 rolls of TP.
Fear not sayeth the Lord.
Ye are blessed of the Lord which made heaven and earth. Psalm 115:15
Pray for peace but prepare for war.
Don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk.
Some days you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
Not buying gas at the first price drop feels good when it goes way down.
The world only beats a path to your door when you are in the bathroom.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
This is NOT another 4 year election .
God is our refuge and strength , a very present help in trouble.
Working in the garden is a GREAT stress relief.
Quote from: bambam on March 30, 2020, 06:33:24 PM
Working in the garden is a GREAT stress relief.
Ya like shoveling snow? :doh2:
Well done is better than well said. Ben Franklin
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I remember, involve me and I learn. Ben Franklin
Without freedom of thought , there can be no such thing as wisdom, and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech. Ben Franklin.
Life is like a cat.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups . George Carlin
Quote from: bambam on April 03, 2020, 05:24:31 PM
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups . George Carlin
Like Congress.
They shall fall by the sword, they shall be a portion for foxes. Psalm 63:10
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education . Albert Einstein
We are born naked , hungry , and wet, then things get worse.
one thing possums are good for is the compost pile. :yoyo:
Democrats only want mail-in voting so they can cheat in the election.
Some people are like slinkys ; pretty much worthless but it sure makes you smile when you push them down the stairs.
This is Prime Minister Modi of India;
https://twitter.com/mthor2sc/status/1246520135327846400?s=20
He is risen !!!!!!!
Turn of mainstream media
If Pres. Trump walked on water, the MSM would say he can't swim.
Quote from: bambam on April 13, 2020, 05:20:36 PM
If Pres. Trump walked on water, the MSM would say he can't swim.
:alscalls: :alscalls:
If you are fighting fair, your tactics suck.
The best way the government can give us money is to not take it.
During this shutdown, pay-per-view hangings for treason would be great sport.
Living prepared makes you ready for little burps like some people are experiencing right now. :biggrin:
I often regret that I have spoken ; never that I have been silent.
Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity. Marshall McLuhan
As for me , I will call upon God, and the Lord shall save me.
Mice die in mousetraps because they don't understand why the cheese is free. Same with socialism.
Drinking is a crutch and a sign of weak character . Make mine a double.
when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Thomas Jefferson
Big pharma doesn't make you well, it makes you a customer.
A bad day fishing beats a good day at work.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me . Exodus 20:3
It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad deed to lose it. Ben Franklin
You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.
It is not for any man to tell another man his rights; our rights are given by God.
High , rushing water is not good for topsoil. :argh:
Matthew 24: 6-14
6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains. 9"Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Ben Franklin
Thanks for posting these tips of the day. I normally don't reply, but I do enjoy reading them each day. :highclap: :highclap: :highclap:
Quote from: Hawks Feather on May 05, 2020, 07:25:01 AM
Thanks for posting these tips of the day. I normally don't reply, but I do enjoy reading them each day. :highclap: :highclap: :highclap:
Thank you sir. Anyone else feel free to post them too.
The meek shall inherit the earth, and the bank shall repossess it. Sawyer Brown.
When the well is dry, they know the worth of water. Ben Franklin
Good wins in the end. God bless Gen. Flynn !!
elderberry syrup is good for preventing/ treating colds and flu .
Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive. :yoyo:
Quote from: bambam on May 09, 2020, 02:40:18 PM
Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive. :yoyo:
Even better to talk someone else into doing it for you.
Quote from: remrogers on May 09, 2020, 07:49:22 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 09, 2020, 02:40:18 PM
Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive. :yoyo:
Even better to talk someone else into doing it for you.
Yeah, it made me think his mexican quit. :pout:
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Exodus 20:16
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. Donald Trump
Chinese communist party lays off entire propaganda team because American media is doing the job for them.
The constitution does not guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. Ben Franklin.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Don't take the vaccine until Bill Gates takes it.
Not even then as that prick probably has an antidote.
Quote from: pitw on May 15, 2020, 10:08:44 PM
Not even then as that prick probably has an antidote.
:yoyo: :highclap: Totally agree.
A 12 pack a day keeps the virus away. :wink:
He will bless them that fear the Lord, both small and great. Psalm 115:13
Slugs and snails can wreck your cabbage and broccoli, but a few minutes picking them off at night , and feeding them to your chickens, saves your plants and your chickens will love you.
Finding a new tire on a screwed rim means ya found a new tire. :yoyo:
When your granddaughter eats rabbit for the first time and LOVES it, it's time to let the rabbits breed .
Grand kids can get a man in more trouble than a woman. :doh2:
Give praise to God for every day, and live it like it's your last.
Quote from: bambam on May 20, 2020, 08:52:34 PM
Give praise to God for every day, and live it like it's your last.
Unless of course you are gonna lose your virginity tomorrow. :holdon:
Absentee ballots from South Carolina found in Maryland...……………… Yep, vote by mail is totally safe. :doh2:
New life showing up makes for a good day.
Just like they said the chicks would show up on the 21st and I still get a kick outta picking up the mail and listening to them peep on the way home. Cool damp morning but they all came out alive and we got 4 extra birds for the loss in transit thingy.
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4 year olds love this day as much as those of us much, much older.
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They appear to like their new home so far.
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I really wish every body could do this as it is a learning experience that you really can't learn how to do any other way. The Donny is in charge of the chicks for today and the he has to look after the 4 year old nephew as well. He already decided it was to cool and added a plastic roof to make a smaller space to heat cause it is so cool out.[color me impressed]
Mandy has an incubator and just had about twelve hatched, plus she has two hens sitting on twenty eggs. Our ten-year-old grandson is in charge of the operation. He sells free-range eggs for $5.00 per dozen and has more customers than eggs.
Demonrats are learning that releasing criminals from jail due to coronavirus doesn't lead to less virus, but DOES lead to more crime.
cutting up 1 1/2 beefs in 4 hours is easy when the cutters know what they are doing .
Quote from: bambam on May 22, 2020, 10:32:19 PM
Demonrats are learning that releasing criminals from jail due to coronavirus doesn't lead to less virus, but DOES lead to more crime.
They have not learned anything. Those poor underprivileged prisoners. Oh boo-hoo.
Bullfrogs put rappers to shame . ( make a lot more sense too ) .
If the fish aren't biting.........……. switch baits .
Life is what happens while we are making other plans.
Nancy Piglosi, " Every crisis including coronavirus is an opportunity to advance leftist agenda " .
Kids you have raised and sweated and bled for can cut your heart out in a second.
Quote from: bambam on May 28, 2020, 08:32:08 PM
Kids you have raised and sweated and bled for can cut your heart out in a second.
And again and again. :sad:
A thunderstorm and high wind can sure screw a nice evening of fishing in a hurry. :sad:
Quote from: bambam on May 29, 2020, 08:19:43 PM
A thunderstorm and high wind can sure screw a nice evening of fishing in a hurry. :sad:
And if you really want to have it screwed, be in the middle of Lake Erie when that happens. :sad3:
All the horns of the wicked also will I cut off , but the horns of the righteous shall be exalted.
Shooting a 30+ year old horse ain't as easy as it looks. :sad:
A bad security system is no bullets. Jase Robertson
rabbit poop in water is good fertilizer .
Wise men don't need advice . Fools won't take it . Ben Franklin
When abortion clinics and liquor stores are allowed to stay open, but people can't go to church and worship, it's time to take our country back.
35 year old brake lines can seize mighty solid. :doh2: :doh2:
Food cooked on a campfire is way better than on a stove.
The Lord shall increase you more and more , you and your children. Psalm 115:14
Imagine a world where people believe the earth's temperature can be controlled by giving the government more money. :doh2:
I will not censor myself just to comfort your ignorance.
Fight the good fight, finish the race, keep the faith .
Gravity works.[still] :doh2: :doh2:
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
If black lives really mattered to the MSM , they would be reporting on all the Chicago murders.
I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard. Micah 5:15
Tearing down statues will not change history or end racism; it will only make it worse.
Quote from: bambam on June 16, 2020, 03:48:51 PM
Tearing down statues will not change history or end racism; it will only make it worse.
...true....
Today's anti-fascists become tomorrow's neo-fascists. Winston Churchill
Having young folk around who are willing to help fix a problem is priceless. :yoyo:
Half of Americans have below average IQ . They are called liberals .
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with the results. Gen. George Patton
Blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.
You have enemies ? Good . That means you've stood for something in your life. Winston Churchill ?
You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2020, 04:26:51 PM
You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
One of the worst kinds. By the time you realize you are getting burnt; you are FRIED!!!
Quote from: remrogers on June 23, 2020, 08:32:33 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2020, 04:26:51 PM
You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
One of the worst kinds. By the time you realize you are getting burnt; you are FRIED!!!
That sounds more like someone slipping stuff into your drinks. :confused:
It may be over our heads , but it is still under God's feet.
You know your drag is set too low when you spend 30 minutes trying to reel in a weed. :doh2:
Lawn chairs rot at different speeds.
seeing your granddaughter catch one big fish is worth 100 you catch yourself .
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
A sheep spends its entire life fearing the wolf , only to be eaten by the shepherd.
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. John Wayne
Good people rarely realize how motivated the enemy is.
Will BLM paint Black Lives Matter in front of abortion clinics ?
Ice sells out fast when it's 99 and humid.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain . Exodus 20:3
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Ben Franklin .
The 2nd Amendment does not give us the right to keep and bear arms ; it DENIES the government the ability to infringe upon our right to keep and bear arms .
shelling peas goes much faster if you have good help. :yoyo:
Don't be embarrassed to be white. Liberals aren't embarrassed to be stupid.
I'm responsible only for what I say, not what you understand . John Wayne
Seeing mass defiance of a stupid order from a stupid politician just brings a big smile to your face.
Honour thy father and thy mother , that thy days be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee . Exodus 20:12
Figuring out an electrical problem in an old vehicle feels good.
Biden isn't running for President, he's running from charges .
Being white doesn't make you a racist. Being black doesn't make you a slave . But being an idiot comes in all colors.
Good people do not have to lie
Happy wife, happy husband .
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don't have enough brains to be honest. Ben Franklin.
The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. Ayn Rand
Since masks work there is no reason to vote by mail . :innocentwhistle:
Heaven doesn't want perfect, it just doesn't accept evil.
Evil wins when good men do nothing.
The dead praise not the Lord, neither any that go down into silence. Psalm 115:17
A problem shared is a problem halved
Forgetting to water young plants and trees during a drought will likely result in their untimely deaths . :argh:
Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas.
We need more guns and ammo .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6 .
To succeed , jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. Ben Franklin
The key to happiness is to stay away from idiots. Morgan Freeman .
Quote from: bambam on August 02, 2020, 07:52:22 PM
The key to happiness is to stay away from idiots. Morgan Freeman .
Boy is this Freeman dude an idiot. :doh2:
Idiots are a great source of happiness. If ya don't believe me just go watch a boat ramp for a couple hours. :alscalls:
Best way to lower your blood pressure is to have a good laugh.
Doesn't hurt to have a cold beer along with it.
Seeing a huge explosion in a terrorist stronghold just puts a big ol' smile on your face . :yoyo:
If you have a plan , you can get a LOT done on a day when the power is off.
some days there just ain't enough beer. :doh2:
The liberals in my family ignored my advice and got tested for coronavirus. They all tested positive...………………………...WOOHOO, now the idiots are all quarantined for 2 weeks !!!!!! :yoyo:
everyone must look inside and know himself/herself .
And all men shall fear , and shall declare the work of God ; for they shall wisely consider His doing . Psalm 64:9
putting up corn in Aug. pays off in dec.........
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Nice corn Chief !! I'm canning corn right now. Best corn I've had in years. :yoyo:
nice brother ,our corn up here is just getting ripe.it was a late cold spring
Antifa and BLM mommas didn't whip their a$$es , so patriots will do it for them.
Conservatives are offended by organ harvesting, human trafficking, and killing unborn babies. Liberals are offended by syrup labels and statues.
Most liberal bills do exactly the opposite of the name of the bill.
If you let people think you are weak, sooner or later you will have to kill them.
If liberal women were so anti-establishment that they burned their bras in the 60's , why aren't they burning their masks today ?
Fresh-canned spaghetti sauce smells sooooooooo good .
Gracious is the Lord , and righteous , yea our God is merciful . Psalm 116:5
Don't get caught doing nothing when all the neighbors are giving it hard. :doh2:
If you believe the temperature of the planet can be controlled by giving more money to the government, you are indeed an idiot.
It's only a civil war if both sides show up . Rob O'Neill
Don't hide where they may look for ya. :doh2:
If people can protest , they can vote in person. Mark Meadows
Throw me to the wolves, I will return leading the pack. Pres. Donald J. Trump
Eating a plum cake in twelve hours makes your belly distend. :biggrin:
If I have to wear a mask for your health, it's only fair I get to slap the super-size happy meal and coke out of your hands. Aubrey Huff.
If vaccines are so safe, why is big pharma exempt from lawsuits for vaccine damage ??
O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good ; because his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 118:1
It is easier to fool an idiot than it is to convince him he's been fooled .
God says to pray for your enemies, and I do every day...……………………………………...…………… that they all go to Gitmo.
Snitches get stitches .
islam is communism with a god.
A man has got to know his limitations. Clint Eastwood
" Joe Biden's agenda is made in China. My agenda is Made In America. " Pres. Trump
I love the Lord, because he hath heard my voice and my suppositions. Psalm 116:1
The 2nd amendment protects all others.
Live free or die .
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant , it's just that they know so much that isn't true. Ronald Reagan
When God is blessing , the devil is messing.
Why worry when you can pray ?
" Please stand for the national anthem, or kneel for President Trump " .
That will put an end to the kneeling bull$hit real quick.
Ya never know how fast you can take a corner until your brakes fail. :whew:
Satan is raging. His time is short. :readthis:
The lilys of the field do not toil or reap as you.
It doesn't matter who votes, what matters is who counts the votes. Dr. Laura Pressley
Heaven is just a heartbeat away.
One shouldn't try and pick one quill outta a porcupines tail with bare fingers. :doh2:
Time for the ants to stand up to the grasshoppers.
The strongest weapon in the U.S. is a patriotic American.
Quote from: bambam on September 11, 2020, 07:58:27 PM
The strongest weapon in the U.S. is a patriotic American.
That would be turned into a bowl of jelly by a woman. :laught17:
Quote from: pitw on September 11, 2020, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 11, 2020, 07:58:27 PM
The strongest weapon in the U.S. is a patriotic American.
That would be turned into a bowl of jelly by a woman. :laught17:
I was actually talking about the women . :innocentwhistle:
Freedoms are not taken away by communists, but given away by our surrender .
The Lord preserveth the simple . I was brought low , and he helped me. Psalm 116:6
Biden should be holding his rallies in China. Patriot Soapbox
It is racist for liberal whites to assume they have responsibility for blacks.
Choose your lifemate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all of a person's happiness or misery.
A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's a$$ than a human does from watching CNN .
Smile a lot. It costs nothing and is beyond price .
The Supreme court is not Make a Wish foundation .
I will walk before the Lord in the land of the living. Psalm 116:9
Butchering chickens isn't hard and it is nice to know the freezer is full of food for the winter. :biggrin:
I'll take the vaccine when Bill Gates gives it to his kids.
Let antifa and BLM tear down Mount Rushmore. That will keep them busy for 10,000 years.
If the left accuses you of stealing, check your pockets.
Every once in a spell it can be a good thing ya lost something years ago.
If you can lay down and make a baby you can stand up and be a dad.
Quote from: bambam on September 24, 2020, 04:12:02 PM
If you can lay down and make a baby you can stand up and be a dad.
What's this "lay down" thingy you speak of? :shrug:
Busy people are never too busy to tell you how busy they are.
The heart of the wise inclines to the right , but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2
The Lord is on my side , I will not fear; what can man do unto me. Psalm 118:6
If POTUS said kids should be home-schooled, every public school in the country would open immediately.
If you are going into a battle of wits, you need to bring some.
When the boat sinks, you're about done fishing. :doh2:
Someone needs to test Joe Biden's basement for radon.
America needs a LOT more mental hospitals.
Give a hug to someone who needs it.
A day spent by the pond with good friends, cooking beef roast, catfish, baked taters, corn on the cob, and cornbread, all on the campfire, is a dang good day.
It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. Psalm 118:8
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara desert, in 5 years there would be a shortage of sand.
Every time a politician lies, buy another box of ammo.
Sugar is good on tomatoes
Instead of gun control, how about terrorist control ?
Dont take any wooden nickels.
If you want a new idea, read an old book.
Speak with a calm voice and carry a big frickin' stick.
I like that!
Quote from: bambam on October 08, 2020, 05:11:08 PM
If you want a new idea, read an old book.
Spartans didn't ask , " how many are the enemy " ? They asked , " where are the enemy " ?
It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in princes. Psalm 118:9
The truth does not care about your feelings.
Don't take tomorrow for granted
Don't underestimate the power of a plunger.
If you have a right to burn my flag, I have a right to kick your a$$. Creed Fisher .
The democrat party represents everything that is not normal. Rush Limbaugh
Keep smiling. It make people worry what you are up to.
It is during your toughest times you find out who your true friends are.
Don't forget the chains!!!
The Lord is my strength and song, and is become my salvation. Psalm 118:14
crappie and a cold one make a great meal.....
(https://postimg.cc/56R59wmx)
He who pays the piper calls the tune.
That sure looks delicious Chief !
You don't see many old meth-heads.
The government you elect is the government you deserve. Thomas Jefferson
When angry count to 4 . When really angry, swear. Mark Twain
2 words that are key to a happy life....................... " Yes dear " .
A good reputation takes years to build , and only one screw-up to lose it forever.
I will not die, but live, and declare the works of the Lord. Psalm 118:17
When you arise in the morning, think what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think , to enjoy, to love.
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Anger blinds you.
New world order ; Long on new and short on order.
Law and justice have nothing to do with each other.
Quote from: bambam on October 30, 2020, 03:56:49 PM
Law and justice have nothing to do with each other.
Neither do men and woman two days before hunting season. :biggrin:
You just cannot fix stupid .
Return unto thy vest, o my soul, for the Lord hath dealt bountifully with thee. Psalm 116:7
Vote . Don't let America become a socialist nation.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
You really can have a quiet evening at home by yourself on your wifes birthday. :biggrin: :biggrin:
:doh2:
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots. Thomas Jefferson
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance , and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Sir Winston Churchill.
Those who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety. Ben Franklin
Diligence is the mother of good luck. Ben Franklin
The light of the righteous rejoiceth ; but the lamp of the wicked shall be put out. Proverbs 13:9
Pride goeth before a fall.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain
Quote from: bambam on November 09, 2020, 03:18:01 PM
Pride goeth before a fall.
It really goeth a {L} of a lot further after a fall and everyone is :alscalls:.
:laf:
All votes don't matter ; only the legal ones matter.
Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.
70+ million people voted for Biden. ( if you believe the lies ) .
70 + million people voted for Pres. Trump.
Which side do you think has the most weapons and ammo ?
Cleaning up your shop can lead to some very interesting finds . :yoyo:
Except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it.
The predator can quickly become the prey.
Never attribute to malice that which is blatant stupidity.
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. Bruce Lee
Don't trust the government or the media.
Quote from: bambam on November 19, 2020, 06:06:50 PM
Don't trust the government or the media.
Or an old battery at -20 :naughty:
Watching the sheep buy truckloads of toilet paper while they have just 3 days of food just makes you thank God above He gave you a brain.
Facebook, twitter, google , and youtube, among others , are CIA -created deep state media created to destroy our country. Use at our own risk.
Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished; but he that gathereth by labor shall increase. Proverbs 9:12
Unreasonable haste is the direct road to error.
Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves. Abe Lincoln
Snow covered sharptail grouse can literally scare the ____ outta a person.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
-- Declaration of Independence, 1776
You can have peace or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. Robert Heinlein
unexpected visitors can wreck your hunting plans . :doh2:
A man's pride shall bring him low, but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit. Proverbs 29:23
Don't fry bacon naked.
May your actions be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move fall like a thunderbolt. Sun Tzu
When this virus is over I still want some people to stay away from me.
The vatican is considering sainthood for Biden since he raised millions from the dead on election day.
The key to success is patience; you get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.
Be nice, until it's time not to be nice. Patrick Swayze- Roadhouse.
Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure and trouble therewith. Proverbs 15:16
A group of baboons is called a congress.
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. Joseph Stalin.
Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid.
To the living we owe respect. To the dead we owe the truth.
After all is said and done, more is said than done. Aesop
You are never out of the fight. Marcus Luttrell
Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? There is more hope of a fool than him . Proverbs 29 : 20
Truth will triumph over lies. Gen. Flynn
Justice will triumph over abuse and fraud. Gen. Flynn
Honesty will triumph over corruption. Gen. Flynn
We WILL win . Gen. Flynn
Did this General Flynn guy do anything besides talk?
Quote from: pitw on December 17, 2020, 04:39:50 PM
Did this General Flynn guy do anything besides talk?
He's been in a few scraps in his life
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn
Do not let fear get in the way of breathing the fresh air of liberty. Ge. Flynn
We owe no loyalty to those who would steal an election. Sebastian Gorka
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:18
We take an oath to the constitution , not an individual. Gen. Mark Milley
It always seems impossible until it's done. Nelson Mandela
Shooting 3 geese in 3 shots is a great way to start the day .
Quote from: bambam on December 23, 2020, 05:35:50 PM
Shooting 3 geese in 3 shots .
That ^^ would be a waste of two shot's.
Stonewall Jackson > Quotes > Quotable Quote
“My religious beliefs teach me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time of my death. I do not concern myself with that, but to be always ready whenever it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and all men would be equally brave.â€
Luke 2:11
“For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.â€
If you can't offend someone , free speech ain't worth having.
An angry man stirreth up strife, and a furious man aboundeth in transgression. Proverbs 29:22
The bull$hit never ends. Donald Trump Jr.
The devil thought he had won , because I was on my knees . Then I said " Amen " .
No matter how bad your day was, seeing your grandchild's smiling face will make it right.
Quote from: bambam on December 30, 2020, 10:28:02 PM
No matter how bad your day was, seeing your grandchild's smiling face will make it right.
Very, very true!
If it was raining soup I'd run outside with a fork.
answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. Proverbs 26:4
The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Amelia Earhart
Waste not want not.
We the people are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts , not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who would pervert the Constitution . Abraham Lincoln
Fear not the man who can take your life. Fear the One who can take your soul.
Keep the faith, never give up .
Things are not always as they appear.
The house of the wicked shall be overthrown; but the tabernacle of the upright shall flourish. Proverbs 14:11
Hypocrites get offended by the truth. Jess Scott
It is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Power over a man's subsistence is power over his will. Alexander Hamilton
Everyone has to believe in something......................................... ........I believe I'll have another beer.
Beauty may be only skin deep , but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
I have pursued mine enemies, and destroyed them, and turned not again until I consumed them. 2 Samuel 22:38
It's hard to drain the swamp when the pipes are full of rats. Diamond and Silk
Please forgive me folks. I know I have posted this before, but it is worth repeating.
" My religious beliefs teach me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time of my death. I do not concern myself with that, but to be always ready whenever it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and all men would be equally brave ". Stonewall Jackson.
Evil won the battle today, but they will NOT win the war.
THe farther a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell
The worst evils which mankind has ever had to endure were inflicted by bad governments. Ludwig von Mises
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. Jean Paul
And I will beat down his foes before his face, and plague them that hate him. Psalm 89:23
Don't ever, ever waste your time trying to understand a woman.
:alscalls: :alscalls:
Again? :doh2: :alscalls:
Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.
Quote from: bambam on January 26, 2021, 06:52:58 PM
Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.
Yeah, especcially if all you have is a rifle. :eyebrownod:
Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government when it deserves it. Mark Twain
Apparently I'm not a good American because I like to form my own opinions. George Carlin
At the time I have planned , I will bring justice against the wicked. Psalm 75:2
If you take the vaccine, yet still have to wear a mask and social distance......................... some ting wong. :confused:
A Patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Edward Abbey
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, or viciously. Julian Barnes.
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July. Demonrats believe every day is April 15th. Ronald Reagan
Quote from: bambam on February 04, 2021, 08:04:20 PM
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July. Demonrats believe every day is April 15th. Ronald Reagan
How VERY true!
The passionate 2% will beat the indifferent 98% 100% of the time. Gen. Flynn
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely , for my sake. Matthew 5:11
No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood. Max Igan
It's always darkest before the light.
We are drowning in information but starving for knowledge . Brad Olsen
People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take. Emma Goldman
You won't ever believe you are small and insignificant if you have ever tried sleeping in a room with a mosquito. Daddy Dragon
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
If you happen to be watching a tennis match and your wife asks, "who ya cheering for"? Don't answer, "The girl in pink, cause she has the nicest nipples." :doh2:
Jesus said, " And whoever causes one of these little ones to stumble, it would be better for him to have a millstone hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea ." Mark 9:42
Does " My body, my choice " apply to masks and vaccines , or just killing babies ?
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about .
The mind once enlightened cannot again become dark.
A man with a gun is a citizen. A man without a gun is a subject. Allen West
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Aldous Huxley
Do not strive to be liked . Strive to be useful and interesting. Brent Winters
Revelation 22:18-20
King James Version
18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
The way to stop abortion is to require that each one be performed with a gun. Rush Limbaugh.
Liberty cannot exist without morality.
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. Tacticus Rome AD56
We think we are human beings having a spiritual experience, when we are actually spiritual beings having a human experience.
As for God , his way is perfect; and the word of the Lord is tried; he is a buckler to all them that trust in him . 2 Samuel 22:31
Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud. Rush Limbaugh
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen. Aristotle
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain
The White House drug test is multiple choice. Rush Limbaugh
Behind every successful farmer is a woman who works in town. Rush Limbaugh
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country. Bertrand Russell
He that despiseth his neighbor sinneth : but he that hath mercy on the poor , happy is he. Proverbs 14:21
If the devil knocks on your door, ask Jesus to answer the door.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull$hit.
The wise old bear trusts instinct and lamp of experience to guide the foot. Ullaakkut Chief
If you aren't psycho these days, you'd probably go nuts.
I love my country, not my government. Jesse Ventura
The mind can only absorb what the a$$ can endure.
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life; to depart from the snares of death . Proverbs 14:27
It took women years to get the vote, then years to get into politics, then to get equal pay, and now these transgenders are pi$$ing in their faces.
To oppose government corruption is the highest obligation of patriotism . G . Edward Griffin
Unhappy is the land that is in need of heroes. Bertolt Brecht
Stray cats shouldn't outta chase the wild bunny in my yard. :naughty: :wink:
My old man says when it's time to be counted, the important thing is to be man enough to stand up. Robert Heinlien
On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country, Boy Scouts of America.
When war comes, some flee with great alarm while others step forth and quietly seek directions to the battle. Stewart Stafford
God is my strength and power; and he maketh my way perfect. 2 Samuel 22:33
It is a sad feeling to be afraid of one's native country. Harriet Jacobs.
This is our homeland, our life, and since we don't have another one , we will fight for it until the very end, and we will never give it up. Viktor Orban
It is in the interest of tyrants to reduce the people to ignorance and vice. Samuel Adams
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
We don't need more gun control, we need more idiot control. Sen. John Kennedy
Soon we will all be prisoners of war or soldiers. Choose wisely.
Praise ye the Lord . Praise the Lord, o my soul. Psalm 146:1
" Throw me to the wolves and I will come back leading the pack " . President Trump
It does not take a majority to prevail , but rather an irate, tireless minority , keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men. Samuel Adams
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
If Fauci doesn't want to shut down migration programs , I don't want to hear him on baseball and restaurants. Lindsey Graham
Jesus is risen !
The government is now targeting those of us who wear tin-foil hats , so make sure your antenna is retractable , and DO NOT forget to ground your balls.
If white is a privilege , why are we working our butts off and still poor ?
If you want to get rid of a telemarketer, ask them to speak to a man or a woman.
Forge thy tongue on an anvil of fire and what flies up, though it be just a spark, will be truth.
A socialist is someone who believes they can pick up a turd by the clean end.
The wise one hears and increases learning.
We can't tell the future but we can learn from the past.
The reason the government wants to take our guns and ban body armor is because they intend to do something we would shoot them for.
The best way to end racism is to stop talking about it. Morgan Freeman
If you want to pi$$ off a patriot, tell him a lie. If you want to pi$$ off a liberal, tell him the truth.
A society or government that cannot protect its children has no future at all. Vladimir Putin
While I live I will praise the Lord; I will sing praises unto my God while I have any being. Psalm 146:2
a snow on April 20th can be hard on mushrooms....and its starting to stick...
(https://postimg.cc/PLS5BYtC)
Calling for it here tomorrow night. Only found 13 mushrooms so far. Hope all is well Chief.
We have to walk through hell to get to paradise.
all is good except for the crazy weather.i had found around 40 mushrooms till this hit...hope all is good with you Bam..took another pic. a hour later .we had a solid 2 inches...
(https://postimg.cc/dhXXWpjf)
Quote from: chieftain on April 21, 2021, 12:51:58 PM
all is good except for the crazy weather.i had found around 40 mushrooms till this hit...hope all is good with you Bam..took another pic. a hour later .we had a solid 2 inches... (https://postimg.cc/dhXXWpjf)
All good here Chief, staying busy. Getting snow flurries here now , too warm to stick.
The U.S. has now overtaken New Zealand as the country with the most sheep per capita . :innocentwhistle: :rolleye:
Any " guy " who wears his hair styled like Aunt Bea is suspect in my book.
Faith is taking the first step when you don't see the whole staircase.
There are 2 ways to be fooled . One is to believe what isn't true, and the other is to refuse to believe what is true.
Put not your trust in princes , nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. Psalm 146:3
We live in a nation where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, press destroys information, governments destroy freedom, religion destroys morals, and banks destroy the economy. Chris Hedges.
My rights don't stop where your fears begin . Douglas Gibbs
Ears that hear are common. Ears that listen are rare.
A gladiator never gets off his chariot to throw tomatoes at the peasants.
The great white shark will not attack a lawyer........................................... professional courtesy.
Quote from: bambam on April 30, 2021, 04:00:20 PM
The great white shark will not attack a lawyer........................................... professional courtesy.
.....lmao....
Happy is he that hath the God of Jacob for his help, whose hope is in the Lord his God. Psalm 146:5
Democrats do not play by the rules. We will never win this fight if we keep playing by the rules.
What fight? :confused:
The world must be in good shape if the government's number 1 priority is to ban menthol cigarettes.
Quote from: pitw on May 03, 2021, 06:00:33 PM
What fight? :confused:
the fight for our republic
Common sense is not as common as it used to be.
Our country was founded by geniuses but is being run by idiots .
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure until you know there is no hook beneath it.
The Lord openeth the eyes of the blind; the Lord raiseth them that are bowed down ; the Lord loveth the righteous. Psalm 146:8
If we can prove the vaccine is racist it will be cancelled.
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Little strokes fell great oaks. Poor Richard's Almanack
The American public has the attention span of a gnat.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
The Lord shall reign forever , even thy God, o Zion , unto all generations. Praise ye the Lord. Psalm 146:10
Evil company corrupts good habits.
Quote from: bambam on May 17, 2021, 05:41:34 PM
Evil company corrupts good habits.
Just ask any fence crawling cow. :argh:
Constantly choosing the lesser of 2 evils is still choosing evil.
Quote from: bambam on May 19, 2021, 05:15:39 PM
Constantly choosing the lesser of 2 evils is still choosing evil.
That is the choice between politicians.
Quote from: remrogers on May 20, 2021, 10:26:59 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 19, 2021, 05:15:39 PM
Constantly choosing the lesser of 2 evils is still choosing evil.
That is the choice between politicians.
.......thats sure enough true.....
In the pursuit of happiness, what do you do with those who are happiest while destroying the happiness of others ?
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
A dog learns more real information sniffing another dog's butt than a human learns watching a week of main stream media.
Quote from: bambam on May 22, 2021, 10:54:16 AM
A dog learns more real information sniffing another dog's butt than a human learns watching a week of main stream media.
So you are gonna become a butt sniffer?
I always thought that was for old farts who are bent over with age. :alscalls:
Quote from: pitw on May 22, 2021, 12:53:58 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 22, 2021, 10:54:16 AM
A dog learns more real information sniffing another dog's butt than a human learns watching a week of main stream media.
So you are gonna become a butt sniffer?
I always thought that was for old farts who are bent over with age. :alscalls:
I'm about to become a butt kicker. They say BLM is coming to the country to teach us " white supremacists " a lesson. I can't wait.
I will say of the Lord, he is my refuge and my fortress : my God : in him I will trust . Psalm 91:2
A half truth is more powerful than a lie.
Love is the answer, but own a handgun just in case. Sen. John Kennedy, LA.
Wish this guy was my senator.
Each of us is a one man army, if we stand together we cannot be defeated.
China had a look-alike competition today ............................ everybody won.
Quote from: bambam on May 28, 2021, 08:25:32 PM
China had a look-alike competition today ............................ everybody won.
So do you think that they all got a trophy like everyone who does anything does here in the states?
Quote from: Hawks Feather on May 29, 2021, 07:46:20 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 28, 2021, 08:25:32 PM
China had a look-alike competition today ............................ everybody won.
So do you think that they all got a trophy like everyone who does anything does here in the states?
They all got a free vaccine.
There is no gain without pain. Ben Franklin
Quote from: bambam on May 29, 2021, 02:39:08 PM
There is no gain without pain. Ben Franklin
I take it that dude never heard of ice cream. :doh2:
A thousand shall fall at thy side , and ten thousand at thy right hand, but it shall not come nigh to thee. Psalm 91:7
The wise man draws more advantage from his enemies than the fool from his friends. Ben Franklin
Industry pays bills while despair increases them. Ben Franklin
Jesus said to turn the other cheek, but he never said to take it up the butt. David Nino Rodriguez.
My job is not to judge. My job is to send you to someone who will. Vladimir Putin
Socks don't disappear. They mate, and the singles are their babies.
Quote from: bambam on June 04, 2021, 11:12:29 PM
Socks don't disappear. They mate, and the singles are their babies.
I never knew this, but it sure makes sense.
There shall no evil befall thee : neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling . Psalm 91:10
Diligence is the mother of good luck.
3 inches of rain in 2 hours can wreck a driveway. :argh:
Plow deep while sluggards sleep and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. Ben Franklin
Work today because you don't know how much you may be hindered tomorrow. Ben Franklin
One today is worth 2 tomorrows.
For no people will tamely surrender their liberties, nor can they easily be subdued , where knowledge is diffused and virtue preserved. Sam Adams
For he shall give his angels charge over thee ; to keep thee in all thy ways. Psalm 91:11
If you are your own master, be ashamed to catch yourself idle. Ben Franklin
Quote from: bambam on June 14, 2021, 07:06:59 PM
If you are your own master, be ashamed to catch yourself idle. Ben Franklin
And he helped set up that country, kinda/sorta explains a lot. :alscalls:
Quote from: pitw on June 14, 2021, 11:22:52 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 14, 2021, 07:06:59 PM
If you are your own master, be ashamed to catch yourself idle. Ben Franklin
And he helped set up that country, kinda/sorta explains a lot. :alscalls:
The only idle people in this country are the F'ing politicians. :argh:
Trouble springs from idleness and grievous toil from needless ease. Ben Franklin
Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals. Sam Adams
If the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation , they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them. Sam Adams.
If your woman holds the light and bucket while you pick slugs off your cabbage and broccoli plants, she might be a keeper.
If you do nothing all day, you never know when you are finished. Groucho Marx
Running out of product on the last pass, sucks. :pout:
He that lives upon hope will die fasting. Ben Franklin
Teaching a kid to shoot for the first time is highly satisfying . :yoyo:
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2021, 07:27:54 PM
Teaching a kid to shoot for the first time is highly satisfying . :yoyo:
That it is, that it is.
We are the carbon they want to reduce .
Who the [L] are they?
Quote from: pitw on June 25, 2021, 05:02:48 PM
Who the [L] are they?
the " elites " , like Bill Gates, who want to reduce the earth's population .
Choot 'em. :alscalls:
I'm thinking it is possible to eat tooooooo many Raspberries. :sad:
Quote from: pitw on July 27, 2021, 02:31:25 PM
I'm thinking it is possible to eat tooooooo many Raspberries. :sad:
I doubt it.
I know what a good paint job is , and you won't get it from Hunter. President Trump .
Killing someone with a gun is a felony. Killing someone with a vaccine is " science " .
Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US.
Everyone has a past but not everyone has a future.
America does not have a white supremacy problem, it has a spoiled , unhinged, white liberal problem. KayLeigh McEnany.
It was the government that stole your freedom, destroyed your business, and ruined your children's future, NOT unvaccinated people.
Ya can't fight dry. :pout:
You cannot comply your way out of tyranny.
Sometimes you must walk through the darkness before you see the light.
A society that behaves like livestock will be treated like livestock.
Quote from: bambam on August 07, 2021, 02:23:17 PM
A society that behaves like livestock will be treated like livestock.
Ya mean if someone breaks free they get put down?
putting up sweet corn in Aug. sure tastes good in Dec.......
(https://postimg.cc/WFvz6NcW)
Quote from: pitw on August 07, 2021, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 07, 2021, 02:23:17 PM
A society that behaves like livestock will be treated like livestock.
Ya mean if someone breaks free they get put down?
Now you're getting it . Population reduction . Agenda 21/30
Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation ; and thy gentleness hath made me great . 2 Samuel 22:36
To defeat Delta variant , experts recommend everything that didn't work the first time.
The first time any man's freedoms are trodden on, we are all damaged. Jean Luc Picard
If you are not at the table, you are on the menu.
When the well is dry they know the worth of water. Ben Franklin.
Bad times create strong men
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
Weak men create bad times.
People are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6
when finishing up the corn [156 quarts] and your tired of canning dont mention that the green beans are now ready....
(https://postimg.cc/PCGNJ8nB)
Nice corn Chief !! What kind id that ?
Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often. Mark Twain
Quote from: bambam on August 17, 2021, 04:32:09 PM
Nice corn Chief !! What kind id that ?
they call it peaches and cream .yellow and white kernels..this has been the best year in 5 or 6 years for the corn..ears are filled out right out to the end and its tender as a eyeball.
I used to grow peaches and cream but quit years ago. It never rooted very well, constantly getting blown over by the wind. Dang good taste though.
Masks only benefit ugly people.
many have quarreled over religion and never practiced it. Ben Franklin
For thou hast girded me with strength for battle ; them that rose up against me hast thou subdued under me. 2 Samuel 22:40
Trust thyself and another shall not betray thee. Ben Franklin.
If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. Ben Franklin
Never make a woman mad. They remember things that haven't happened yet!
The things which hurt, instruct.
Thou hast also given me the necks of mine enemies, that I might destroy them that hate me. 2 Samuel 22:43
You must be your very best in the darkest moments.
Quote from: bambam on August 31, 2021, 05:49:59 PM
You must be your very best in the darkest moments.
Not sure about that. :confused:
Both my boys were conceived in daylight.
Quote from: pitw on August 31, 2021, 11:50:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 31, 2021, 05:49:59 PM
You must be your very best in the darkest moments.
Not sure about that. :confused:
Both my boys were conceived in daylight.
HAHA. How's it going Barry ? You all killing any critters up there yet ?
Lions must not concern themselves with the opinions of lambs.
Success in battle is not a function of how many show up , but who they are.
There is no paradise for cowards. Viking saying.
Fear not death for the hour of your doom is set and none may escape it.
Then did I beat them as small as the dust of the earth , I did stamp them as the mire of the street, and did spread them abroad. 2 Samuel 22:43
What separates the American Christian from the rest of the world is that he will die on his feet before he lives on his knees. George Washington
There's no excusing the man who rejects the truth once it's proven.
The extent of one's courage or cowardice cannot be measured in ordinary times.
Better to fight and fall than to live without hope. Viking proverb
The Lord liveth ; and blessed be my rock ; and exalted the God of the rock of my salvation. 2 Samuel 22:47
Better to die with honor than live with shame. Viking proverb
A rotten branch will be found in every tree.
For the first time ever, a " medicine's " ineffectiveness is being blamed on those who have not taken it.
The one you trust most can disappoint the most.
It is God that avengeth me, and that bringeth down the people under me. 2 Samuel 22:48
Not all the clouds that darken the day bring rain.
A robust heart is better than a sharp sword.
Braver are many in word than in deed.
No jab for me, I'm in the control group. :biggrin:
Tough times never last , but tough people do.
Quote from: bambam on October 01, 2021, 08:24:43 PM
Tough times never last , but tough people do.
This quote was made while thinking about JohnP.
God is in control.
"Money cant buy you happiness, but it can buy you a hunting license and that's pretty close."
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Quote from: bambam on October 06, 2021, 03:13:30 PM
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Tooo late. :laf:
Be strong, do not fear. Your God will come with a vengeance. With divine retribution He will come to save you. Isaiah 35:4
(https://postimg.cc/Lgq4BbhR).....when the persimmons are ripe its time to make pudding......
Before we work on AI, why don't we do something about natural stupidity ?
Arise o Lord, save me, o my God, strike all my enemies on the jaw; break the teeth of the wicked. Psalm 3:7
You cannot obey your way out of tyranny.
The Kool-aid only works if you drink it.
The sheep will follow the man with the feed bucket, no matter how many he slaughters at night.
The devil thought he had won because I was on my knees. Then I said, " Amen ".
In the event of a civil war, I'm not worried about the 81 million Biden voters; Half of them are dead or don't exist, and the other half don't know what gender they are.
I will call on the Lord, who is worthy to be praised; so shall I be saved from my enemies. 2 Samuel 22:4
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
Imagine there's a 99.97 % chance that you won't $hit your pants, but you are forced to wear a diaper just in case. Now imagine that you are forced to wear a diaper because your neighbor might $hit his pants.
Don't sail out farther than you can row back.
In a battle between elephants, the ants get squashed.
Pelosi is so old she no longer goes to her plastic surgeon, she goes to a taxidermist.
In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried to my God; and He did hear my voice out of his temple, and my cry did enter his ears. 2 Samuel 22:7
Good advice is often annoying. Bad advice never is.
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
There is no education like adversity.
Life is very short and anxious for those who forget the past, neglect the present , and fear the future. Seneca Indian proverb.
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand ; but the hand of the diligent maketh rich. Proverbs 10:4
Do not return from a challenge having not given everything.
Accepting death will allow you to live your life courageously. Spartan life rule.
Before going hunting, check the expiration date on your hand warmers.
Quote from: bambam on November 03, 2021, 02:46:06 PM
Before going hunting, check the expiration date on your hand warmers.
Where on my body do I find the expiration date of me heart? :confused:
Do not trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid. Ronald Reagan
Some days everything just goes special good. :bowingsmilie:
The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer. 2 Samuel 22:2
The less you talk the more you are listened to.
Quote from: bambam on November 09, 2021, 10:29:38 PM
The less you talk the more you are listened to.
And the better you are for doing this.
The fewer the facts , the stronger the opinions.
Formula for success : Under promise and over deliver.
Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful ; and the end of that mirth is heaviness .Proverbs 14:13
Necessity never made a good bargain. Ben Franklin
Blessed is he who expects nothing, because he shall never be disappointed. Ben Franklin
Security without liberty is called prison. Ben Franklin
An open foe may prove a curse, but a pretend friend is worse. Ben Franklin
If you refuse to participate in politics, you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato
Quote from: bambam on November 23, 2021, 09:09:08 PM
If you refuse to participate in politics, you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato
And just as true today as it was then.
Quote from: Hawks Feather on November 24, 2021, 07:33:28 AM
Quote from: bambam on November 23, 2021, 09:09:08 PM
If you refuse to participate in politics, you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato
And just as true today as it was then.
^^ THIS^^
The past months have convinced me that much of our national problem is that good, decent people don't want to get into the mess and hassle of local politics. School boards are the biggest example. I just want to enjoy my life and family, avoid hassle, and use my free time to work and play without government intrusion. I don't want the added nuisance and hassle of board meetings, disagreements, ugly accusations and responsibility that comes with school board, county supervisor, city council, etc. So the people with an agenda take those positions, most of them leftists.
Case in point: a wealthy couple recently moved here from California, no kids, retired. In our election two weeks ago, she ran for local school board, UNOPPOSED! My boys, DIL, myself, and many of my friends are far better qualified, know this area, have kids in the system, etc. and none of us want the hassle and responsibility of being on the school board. It looked to me like half of the candidates for city and county offices were recently moved here from Seattle or California. So, we get people from San Francisco telling us the rules we have to live by.
Not sure what to do because I DON'T want to run for office, yet mere talk is not going to cut it.
If you are not willing to run or get behind the person you feel is right for the job and support him/her 100% then you are also part of the problem. However, a .308 will also work.
Only the dead have seen the end of war. Plato
No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth. Plato
Ignorant men raise questions that were answered 1000 years ago by wise men. Johann von Goethe.
The God of my rock, in him I will trust ; he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation. 2 Samuel 22:3
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. John Shedd.
There is only one way to avoid criticism; do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Aristotle.
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. Howard Ruff
Be kind, because everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. Plato
We have to create a presence so disruptive, they'll want nothing but peace. Pablo Escobar . ( Colombian drug lord ) .
He delivered me from my strong enemy, and from them that hated me ; for they were too strong for me. 2 Samuel 22:18
The best revenge is massive success. Frank Sinatra
Any mother who has 7 or more kids could easily handle the port congestion problem in Commiefornia.
Quote from: bambam on December 14, 2021, 07:56:59 PM
Any mother who has 7 or more kids could easily handle the port congestion problem in Commiefornia.
Well she certainly couldn't work nights. :nofgr:
If you've got them by the balls , their hearts and mind will follow. Theodore Roosevelt.
Not every closed door is locked.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. George Carlin
You can judge the character of a man by what he does for someone who can do nothing for him. Johann von Goethe.
7 The Lord shall cause thine enemies that rise up against thee to be smitten before thy face: they shall come out against thee one way, and flee before thee seven ways. Deuteronomy 28:7
Nothing says " Trust the science " like asking for the data to be hidden for 75 years.
The harder the conflict the more glorious the triumph. Thomas Paine.
Don't blame the mirror because you are ugly. Vladimir Putin
And all people of the earth shall see that thou art called by the name of the Lord; and they shall be afraid of thee. Deuteronomy 28:10
If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge ?
Build your own dreams or someone will hire you to build theirs. Farrah Gray
Patriotism means to stand by the country, not the President or any other elected official. Teddy Roosevelt
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God , to them who are called according to his purpose. Romans 8:28
Having the whole family coming for a gathering turns a woman into a dictator.
The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.
an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.
The path that leads to truth is littered with the bodies of the ignorant. Samurai proverb.
A running man can slit a thousand sleeping throats
To win any battle, you must fight as if you are already dead. Samurai proverb.
O my God ,I trust in thee; let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me. Psalm 25:2
Liberty means responsibility , that is why most men dread it.
Nil Desperandum. Never despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead , and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we WILL rekindle it. Sam Adams.
The right to freedom being the gift of almighty God, it is not in the power of men to alienate this gift and voluntarily become a slave. Sam Adams
I intend to put up with nothing that I can put down. Edgar Allan Poe.
A 70 degree swing in temperature causes problems.
Quote from: pitw on January 13, 2022, 10:14:29 PM
A 70 degree swing in temperature causes problems.
Understatement of the month! :eyebrownod: That happen up your way?
Yeah Clyde it did, went from -40 to 32F and I decided to go for a drive. Hit the highway and the frost was coming out which made it as slippery as it ever gets. At least for the ones do their inturns/outturns[curling lingo] it was warm enough that freezing wasn't an option while they waited for help.
Never look down on someone, unless you are helping them up.
With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation. Psalm 91:16
The world is run by insane people for insane objectives. John Lennon
The older I get, the meaner I get. Pretty sure it won't be long before I start biting people.
If I don't get your approval, I'll still sleep good tonight. J.T.Cooper
If you have a right to burn my flag, I have a right to kick your a$$ . Creed Fisher.
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom , go home from us in peace. Sam Adams
The devil thought he had won because I was on my knees. Then I said "Amen " .
Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt. Sam Adams
Our founding fathers never intended that congress be a career. Rush Limbaugh.
You must not enthrone ignorance simply because there is so much of it.
People who stand in the middle of the road get run over. Rush Limbaugh
The Lord rewarded me according to my righteousness , according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me. 2 Samuel 22:21
Don't believe everything you read in a medical book. You might get killed by a misprint. Mark Twain
A vote is like a rifle, its' usefulness depends upon the character of the user. Teddy Roosevelt .
Enemies will despise you if you show cowardice. Samurai
Don't put robbers to work in a bank.
Quote from: bambam on February 04, 2022, 07:50:07 PM
Don't put robbers to work in a bank.
And yet people elect democrats to Washington. I guess they don't know this.
China olympics : " Come together to celebrate the human spirit........... in a police state " . Bill Maher
For I have kept the ways of the Lord, and have not wickedly departed from my God. 2 Samuel 22:22
A man who can't uphold his beliefs is pathetic dead or alive. Samurai.
If you think the USPS is slow, you should see how fast they delivered mail-in ballots the day after the election.
All might be free if they valued freedom , and defended it as they should. Sam Adams
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest threat to the truth. Albert Einstein
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people. Howard Zinn
We make war to live in peace . Samurai
The question isn't who is going to let me. The question is who is going to stop me ? Ayn Rand
Did the Civil War end slavery or start it ?
Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.
Yes , I've posted this before, but it's getting closer.
He who drinks dies. He who does not drink dies as well. Mongolian proverb.
Complaining of a problem without posing a solution is called whining. Teddy Roosevelt.
Marriage is like a game of cards; at first you have 2 hearts and a diamond, but by the end you will want a club and a spade.
With the merciful thou wilt show thyself merciful, and with the upright man thou wilt show thyself upright. 2 Samuel 22:26
It is no use to preach to children if you don't live decently yourself. Teddy Roosevelt
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2
Truth is , everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. Bob Marley
If you have no enemies , you are apt to be in the same predicament in regard to friends. Elbert Hubbard
Blessed is the man that trusts in the Lord and whose hope is in the Lord. Jeremiah 17:7
What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. Thaddeus Golas
In a state of tranquility , wealth , and luxury, our descendants would forget the arts of war and the noble activity and zeal which made their ancestors invincible. Sam Adams.
Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other. John Adams
Compassion is no substitute for justice. Rush Limbaugh.
For thou art my lamp , o Lord, and the Lord will lighten my darkness. 2 Samuel 22:29
With government shekels come government shackles. Tom Littleton.
It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. Indian proverb.
No man escapes when freedom fails, the best men rot in filthy jails , and those who cried " Appease, appease, " are hanged by those they tried to please. Anonymous
There are none so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. Goethe
Therefore I will give thanks unto thee , o Lord, among the heathen , and I will sing praises unto thy name. 2 Samuel 22:50
the first engine of tyranny is a corrupt judiciary. An English jurist.
A double minded man is uncertain in ALL of his ways. James 1:8
The only perfect person who walked the face of the earth was hung on a cross. Joe Flynn
How that they told you there would be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. Jude 14:18
We are all just dust in the wind.
There is no death, only a change of worlds. Indian proverb.
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the water are going to fall into the river. Indian proverb.
Character is always corrupted by prosperity.
Man has responsibilities , not power. Indian proverb.
When your present wife is talking about what to make for supper and she comes up with spaghetti and meat sauce, it is apparently a very, very bad idea to suggest that she call your old girlfriend for her recipe. Unless of course you really enjoy corn flakes through a straw. :doh2:
But ye beloved , building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost. Jude 14:20
Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last stream poisoned , will we realize that we cannot eat money. Indian proverb.
There are 2 wolves fighting inside us, one evil and one good. The winner will be the one you feed. Indian proverb.
A brave man dies but once ; a coward many times. Indian proverb
He is risen.
Do not trim your own hair after you've been drinking.
Courage is mastery of fear, not absence of fear. Mark Twain
Few words are required when speaking the truth. Indian proverb.
cold spring nights make it tough on the mushrooms..been twice found around 40...
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I've only found 5 Chief. Supposed to have warmer nights now, hope they start popping.
Certain things capture your gaze. Pursue only those that capture your heart. Indian proverb
When your wie comes home a day early[So you thought] from a six day trip, you should be gone for at least a couple days. :doh2:
Quote from: bambam on April 20, 2022, 02:49:01 PM
Few words are required when speaking the truth. Indian proverb.
Interesting.
"The man who speaks all of his words is boring." A friend from Bella Coola told me that was a saying from the elders in his village. Wonder if he was hinting...? :huh:
Quote from: chieftain on April 21, 2022, 12:46:14 PM
cold spring nights make it tough on the mushrooms..been twice found around 40... (https://postimg.cc/RN1SD97G)
Hope you saved some venison to go with the morels. One of the world's great food combos!
got some back strap...it maybe fried crappie,depending on who does the cooking that night...
Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart : wait, I say, on the Lord. Psalm 27:14
Make my enemy brave and strong, so if defeated, I will not be ashamed. Indian proverb.
A politician divides divides mankind into 2 classes ; tools and enemies. Friedrich Nietzsche
Adversity makes men, prosperity makes monsters. Victor Hugo.
We have to create a presence so disruptive, they will want nothing but peace. Pablo Escobar. Bring it on Pablo.
No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come. Turkish proverb
Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life . Jude 14:21
A bird on a frail branch bending beneath her still sings away, knowing she has wings. Victor Hugo
There is nothing lower than a rat, and if we let the rats run free, the streets will be filled with them. Pablo Escobar.
The best soldiers are the ones who assume they are already dead.
An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox. Mexican proverb
Though a cage be made of gold, it's still a cage.
Defend the poor and fatherless, do justice to the afflicted and needy. Psalm 82:3
The country can survive Obama, but it can't survive the abject ignorance that elected him. Rush Limbaugh
Bigot : A person who wins an argument with a liberal. Rush Limbaugh
For government to give, it must first take away. Rush Limbaugh.
Deliver me not unto the will of mine enemies ; for false witnesses are risen up against me , and such breathe out cruelty. Psalm 27 : 12
The more I know people the more I love my dog. Mark Twain
I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body, then I was born. Clint Eastwood.
The bird that has eaten cannot fly with the bird that is hungry. Indian proverb.
The Lord is my light and salvation, whom shall I fear ? The Lord is the strength of my life ; of whom shall I be afraid ? Psalm 27:1
Revelation 6:8 8 I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
Ordinary people always try to escape disagreeable situations with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence. Friedrich Nietzsche
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. Philippians 4 : 13
When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right. Victor Hugo
Man is the only animal that must be encouraged to live. Friedrich Nietzsche
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcomes. Rush Limbaugh
Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy . Jude 14 : 24
If guns are to blame for people getting shot, then pencils are to blame for people failing tests.
"The price of gas is so high now, people would be better off buying cocaine and just running where they need to go. " Sen. Kennedy, LA .
To the only wise God our savior, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and forever. Amen. Jude 14:25
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. Ben Franklin
But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes. Psalm 82:7
If they steal the 2022 elections, time for us to start buying woodchippers.
The wicked flee when no man pursueth ; but the righteous are bold as a lion. Proverbs 28:1
Seeing a fatal accident on the interstate reminds you that life is precious.
The devil thought he won because I was on my knees. Then I said, AMEN. We are not out of the fight.
Abortion is still legal in every state. Just go get a covid jab.
If you still hate Trump after this 18 month $hitshow, your commitment to stupidity is impressive.
:alscalls:
Jack makes good whiskey but God makes the great stuff.
Stand your ground, Don't fire unless fired upon. But if they mean to have a war, let it begin here. Minutemen.
Those who have the privilege to know have the duty to act.
If a Kenyan can be President in the U.S. , who really gives a $hit anymore ? Daddy Dragon
When the wicked, even my enemies and my foes, come upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell. Psalm 27:2
removing this from your pond will help the fish population....
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Quote from: chieftain on July 11, 2022, 09:22:49 AMremoving this from your pond will help the fish population.... (https://postimg.cc/dkb31zSm)
Absolutely. Did you eat it Chief ?
Don't retreat.. reload. Sarah Palin.
not yet,i will keep it in a live tank for 3 or 4 weeks changing the water on it till it cleans out .then it turtle gumbo....
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. Helen Keller.
A new pup can find the old dogs stash of goodies.
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
Quote from: bambam on July 15, 2022, 05:10:30 PMTurn your wounds into wisdom.
No wonder I'm the smartest guy on the planet.
Heal me O Lord, and I will be healed ; save me , and I will be saved, for you are my praise. Jeremiah 17:14
Don't forget to get plenty of sunlight and drink lots of water . You're basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.
Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow. Indian proverb.
I have said, ye are gods. and all of you are children of the most high. Psalm 82:6
Spartans do not ask how many are the enemy, but rather where are they .
Quote from: bambam on July 25, 2022, 08:46:59 PMSpartans do not ask how many are the enemy, but rather where are they .
Probably why they ain't around no more.
turtle ,shrimp, and rice make a great meal...
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Quote from: chieftain on July 26, 2022, 12:43:46 PMturtle ,shrimp, and rice make a great meal... (https://postimg.cc/rKnBXtm5)
Looks good Chief.
If you don't want to stand for the National Anthem, perhaps you should give your legs to a veteran who lost his. That way a real man can stand in your place.
putting up sweet corn this time of year makes for good eating this winter....
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Dang Chief, you got me slobbering all over myself.
Mice die in traps because they don't understand why the cheese is free. The same happens with socialism.
Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers ? Ban sober people from driving. That's how gun control works.
If socialism is so good, and capitalism is so bad, why aren't the caravans headed to Venezuela ?
Though an host should encamp against me, my heart shall not fear : though war should rise against me , in this I will be confident. Psalm 27:3
Beans , beans , the miracle fruit . The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot , the better you feel. You should have beans for every meal.
Yes, I picked more beans this evening. Canning tomorrow.
i picked this morning....
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When I was a kid I picked green beans for 15 cents a basket.
Nice beans Chief. I have the best beans this year I've had in a while. Best Taters too. Nice tomatoes and corn, but my cucumbers suck.
One thing have I desired of the Lord, that I will seek after, that I may dwell in the house of the Lord. Psalm 27:4
Bam,everything here has been good except the tomatoes,it got really hot when the tomatoes were green and now when they turn red they split open around the tops near the stems.you got to use them pretty quick or they go bad in 3 or 4 days.....
Quote from: chieftain on July 27, 2022, 08:30:34 AMputting up sweet corn this time of year makes for good eating this winter.... (https://postimg.cc/bSJDvNDD)
That corn looks fabulous!
Raspberry picking is much easier in daylight. :iroll:
death smiles at us all. All we can do is smile back. Marcus Aurelius
4 year olds know Nothing about gender. These transgender freaks need to be arrested for child endangerment and indecent exposure. ENOUGH is enough, these sick freaks are brainwashing our children !!! Where is CPS at these sick freak transgender events?????!!!!!!!!
removing these from your green bean patch will leave more green beans for yourself..
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Mark Twain said, "In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot."
The most sacred duty of a government is to do equal justice to ALL citizens. Thomas Jefferson.
Professing themselves to be wise, they had become fools. Romans 1:22
If you want to take my freedom, make damn sure you are as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it.
You may juggle human laws , you may fool with human courts, but there is a judgement to come, and from it there is NO appeal. Orin Philip Gifford.
The Constitution wasn't written to restrain the people, it was written to restrain the government. Rand Paul.
I cannot escape death, but at least I can escape the fear of it.
Sing aloud unto God our strength ; make a joyful noise unto the God of Jacob. Psalm 81:1
The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. Amelia Earhart.
Quote from: bambam on August 23, 2022, 05:35:09 PMThe most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. Amelia Earhart.
Where did that get her?
Quote from: pitw on August 23, 2022, 09:52:32 PMQuote from: bambam on August 23, 2022, 05:35:09 PMThe most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. Amelia Earhart.
Where did that get her?
All the way to the bottom.
Never give up or you are big time jabroni. The Iron Sheik
Nobody called it toxic masculinity when we were saving the world.
An unseen waterleak can wreak havoc on a hardwood floor. :argh: :madd:
It is far better to be alone than to be in bad company. George Washington
And now shall mine head be lifted up above mine enemies round about me, I will sing praises unto the Lord. Psalm 27:6
We will be known forever by the tracks we leave. Indianproverb
4 day drunks last longer than 4 days. :doh2:
If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. Napoleon Hill.
Men who hit women are the lowest scum on the face of the earth. Next to pedophiles of course.
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves/
Liberals LOVE illegal immigrants............. until they come to their neighborhood. HAHA , frickin hypocrites.
Might be a good weekend to stay close to home. Lots of chatter something big will happen this weekend. Could be fake news, but Sep. 24 is a big satanic date, and word is they will do something soon to disrupt the elections.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Thomas Edison
If you lose self control everything will fail. John Wooden
Trump is not going to save us. We have to save ourselves. Trust Jesus .
Teach me thy way O Lord, and lead me in a plain path, because of mine enemies. Psalm 27:11
Blowing up the wife's coffeepot is not a good way to start the day. :rolleye:
A man is no bigger than the smallest thing that provokes him.
Damb sand fleas.
The geniuses in D.C. just sent another $12 BILLION dollars to the cross dresser in Ukraine. While homelessness is increasing in the U.S., our Veterans can't get health care, our elderly can't afford their medications and heating oil. etc.etc.
The tree of Liberty is getting very thirsty.
Get ready for your next booster
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/10/biden_orders_171_million_doses_of_fifth_covid_booster_with_a_safety_study_on_a_grand_total_of_8_mice.html
Hear o Lord when I cry with my voice, have mercy also upon me, and answer me. Psalm 27:7
watching ducks breed is like watching crocodiles trying to drown impalas. :wo: :confused:
If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
When my father and mother forsake me , then the Lord will take me up. Psalm 27:10
To do is to be....... William James
To be is to do......... John Mill
Do be do be doo............ Sinatra
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I'll show you someone who has overcome adversity. Lou Holtz
The wound is the place where the light enters.
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe , for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them. Turkish proverb
Don't settle for what life gives you, make life better and build something.
Do not make important decisions while you are angry.
I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change ; I am changing the things I cannot accept.
God doesn't choose perfect men. He chooses men perfect for the job.
The day the demonrats stop cheating to win elections is the day they stop winning elections.
If I am to die, at least I will die among brothers. Gannicus.
You never learn much from hearing yourself speak.
Adversity is the only balance to weigh friends.
Social media has made us too comfortable with disrespecting others and not getting punched in the mouth for it. Mike Tyson
Seeing a big buck in the woods on a fall day is a huge adrenaline rush.
For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest, neither anything hid, that shall not be known and come abroad. Luke 8:17
Having an Elk, moose, mule and white tale tag in your pocket for opening day is kinda/sorta cool. :biggrin:
Quote from: pitw on October 30, 2022, 07:39:23 PMHaving an Elk, moose, mule and white tale tag in your pocket for opening day is kinda/sorta cool. :biggrin:
Yep, and I do miss that!
Democrats : You are supposed to EAT your vegetables, not elect them to congress.
Quote from: pitw on October 30, 2022, 07:39:23 PMHaving an Elk, moose, mule and white tale tag in your pocket for opening day is kinda/sorta cool. :biggrin:
Good luck Barry. Let us know how it goes.
Are the boys hunting with ya?
There is only one way to become champion ; never fuking lose. Gannicus
The wise man listens to meaning. The fool only hears the noise.
The easy path is the road to ruin.
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. Romans 8:28
out of difficulties grow miracles
We are not the product of what has happened to us in the past, we have power of choice.
The best answer to anger is silence.
God bless our Veterans.
An emerald shines even if its worth is not spoken of.
My son, forget not my law; but let thine heart keep my commandments Proverbs 3:1
life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving.
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Live for nothing or die for something. Rambo
Growth and comfort do not coexist.
Matthew 24:11
King James Version
11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
In a country of children where the option is Santa Clause or work, what wins ? Rush Limbaugh
Give me 10 beers and I will prove the earth is round and spinning.
Freedom without virtue isn't freedom, it will eventually destroy a society
No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. Rush Limbaugh
If life were predictable it would cease to be life.
The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. Seneca Indian
shifting winds can sure screw up a deer hunt.
Happiness is a big pile of wrapped deer steak. :yoyo:
Quote from: bambam on December 02, 2022, 04:22:43 PMHappiness is a big pile of wrapped deer steak. :yoyo:
Good on ya.
He who angers you conquers you.
Give us help from trouble, for the help of man is useless. Psalm 60:11
If you want the rainbow , you gotta put up with the rain.
Fall 7 times , stand up 8 .
Freedom lies in being bold.
Fear profits a man nothing. 13th Warrior
Through God we will do valiantly, for it is he who shall tread down our enemies. Psalm 60:12
For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought, all we ought to have said, and have not said, all we ought to have done , and have not done, I pray thee God for forgiveness. 13th Warrior.
At this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. 13th Warrior.
Even if you are right, you only incur resentment by trying to correct others.
When you are surrounded on all sides, engage in all directions.
Ladies ; PLEASE stop praying for the perfect man............... I damn near got kidnapped 3 times today.
Be not wise in thine own eyes. fear the Lord, and depart from evil. Proverbs 3:7
Don't worry about aliens contacting earth ; there's no sign of intelligent life here.
Don't beat your head against a wall just because it feels good when you stop.
Don't fall for the old sprinkle of flour on the floor. :doh2:
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection, we can capture excellence. Vince Lombardi
When a man moves away from nature , his heart becomes hard. Indian proverb.
The congress has passed the treasonous omnibus bill. Is your powder dry ?
We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are ... endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights.... That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men.... That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. ... Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Declaration of Independence (1776).
A person gains far less factual information watching main stream media all day long than a dog obtains by simply sniffing another dog's a$$.
De Oppresso Liber ; to liberate the oppressed.
Learning never exhausts the mind. da Vinci
There is no time left to wake the sheep. It is time to wake the lions. And We Know.
Be not afraid of sudden fear, neither of the desolation of the wicked, when it cometh. Proverbs 3:25
Learn to detach yourself from the chaos of the battlefield.
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
A man can alter his life by altering his attitude.
Let not mercy and truth forsake thee ; bind them about thy neck ; write them you the table of thine heart. Proverbs 3:3
A wise man is content with his lot, whatever it may be.
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. Thomas Jefferson.
Live as if you were destined to live forever.
It is not death man should fear, but rather never beginning to live. Marcus Aurelius.
Pulling quills outta your dog can be an experience one would hate to miss.
Yep, had to do it once with our Lab and once with our Shepard.
Predictions are tough, especially about the future. Yogi Berra
Some will see your flame and want to blow it out. Others will approach with a candle.
Trust in the Lord with all thine heart ; and lean not unto thine own understanding. proverbs 3:5
The meek shall inherit the earth, but the bank shall repossess it . Sawyer Brown.
There's one or 2 ways we can do this , and neither way is gonna work out good for you. John Wayne.
WEF is increasingly becoming an unelected world government that the people never asked for and don't want. Elon Musk
Things are so bad at Google, they may have to lay off 25 congressmen. Sen. Ted Kennedy, LA.
A man's heart deviseth his way ; but the Lord directeth his steps. Proverbs 16:9
Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Henry Rollins
Some people have no idea what they are doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble , you wouldn't sit for a month. Teddy Roosevelt.
Hebrews 10:24-25 and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, a | King James Version (KJV) - Bible
The caterpillar does the work, but the butterfly gets the publicity.
The airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Henry Ford.
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. Teddy Roosevelt.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who do not hear the music. George Carlin
"I waited patiently for the LORD; And he inclined unto me, and heard my cry. He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, And set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings."
Psalm 40:1-2 KJV
When you throw dirt you lose ground.
What kind of society is it that kills its own best men ?
The truth is like a lion. It doesn't need to be defended. Set it free and it will defend itself.
He who boldly grasps the helm and clings to it until the sea closes over him, deserves praise even though he be shipwrecked.
He who boldly grasps the helm and clings to it until the sea closes over him, deserves praise even though he be shipwrecked.
He who boldly grasps the helm and clings to it until the sea closes over him, deserves praise even though he be shipwrecked.
It is better to die with distinction than to live long.
It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live. Victor Hugo.
"Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord."
1 Corinthians 15:58 KJV
Everyone wants to be a beast , until it's time to do what beasts do. Viking proverb.
It is better to be a lonely lion than a popular sheep. Viking proverb.
When fear leads the way the destination is never glorious. Viking proverb.
Only when the last politician is strangled by the entrails of the last mainstream reporter will the world know freedom.
The bird who has eaten cannot fly with the bird who is hungry. Indian proverb
It is better to dwell in the corner of a housetop than with a brawling woman in a wide house. Proverbs 21:9
Wisdom comes only when you stop looking for it and start living the life the creator intended for you. Indian proverb
I told you they were corrupt as hell. Believe me now ? Pres. Trump.
The rat who only knows of one hole will soon be caught by the cat. Mexican proverb.
There are 2 wolves fighting inside all of us. The first is evil , the second is good. Which wolf will win ?....................... the one you feed. Indian proverb.
Only when the last tree has been cut, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned will we realize we cannot eat money. Indian proverb.
Make my enemy brave and strong, so that if defeated, I will not be ashamed. Indian proverb.
God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the Gods Psalm 82:1
It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. Indian proverb.
The weakness of the enemy makes our strength. Indian proverb.
Woman; the most fiendish instrument of torture devised by God to bedevil the days of man. George Clooney, O brother where art thou
They are not dead who live in the hearts they leave behind.
It is less of a problem to be poor than to be dishonest. Indian proverb.
It is less of a problem to be poor than to be dishonest. Indian proverb.
"And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me. For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: but whosoever will lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it."
Luke 9:23-24 KJV
I just did my taxes. I owe Ukraine $2,803,87.
A brave man dies just once ; a coward many times. Indian proverb.
They may separate us, but they will never destroy us.
Listen , or your tongue will make you deaf. Indian proverb.
"He that dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: My God; in him will I trust."
Psalm 91:1-2 KJV
Live for the praise of others and you will become their prisoner. Lao Tzu
I don't worry about the ones who talk behind my back ; they are behind me for a reason. Viking proverb
To win any battle, you must fight as if you are already dead. Miyamoto
Men did not weave the web of life , we are but a thread within it. Indian proverb.
"Be not wise in thine own eyes: Fear the LORD, and depart from evil."
Proverbs 3:7 KJV
If you make your opponent flinch, you have already won. Miyamoto.
The path that leads to truth is littered with the bodies of the ignorant. Miyamoto.
This may be the most profound tip of the day I have posted for a while.
To make anyone immediately regret insulting you , show that you are unaffected.
If you aren't afraid of dying, there's nothing you can't achieve. Lao Tzu
"Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God."
3 John 1:11 KJV
Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye. Miyamoto.
In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. Proverbs 3:6
If it's endurable, then endure it. Stop complaining. Ayn Rand.
Not every sweet root gives birth to sweet grass. Indian proverb.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. Indian proverb
The test of a man is how much he will bear for a cause that he knows is right.
The question isn't who is going to let me ; the question is who is going to stop me ? Ayn Rand
I keep telling myself I need to quit drinking but I don't listen to drunks.
Psalm 37 : 14-18
14 The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation.
15 Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be broken.
16 A little that a righteous man hath is better than the riches of many wicked.
17 For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the Lord upholdeth the righteous.
18 The Lord knoweth the days of the upright: and their inheritance shall be for ever.
I got my own back. Maya Angelou
Our government is spending $200 MILLION dollars to indict a President for supposedly paying $120,000.00 to a porn star. Which is not even a crime.
Are we awake yet ?
He who strikes first strikes twice.
No fly enters a closed mouth.
Nothing gives a fearful man more courage than another's fear. Pablo Escobar
There is a time to fight and a time to be clever.
Geniuses are always branded as crazy.
No matter how far you have gone down a wrong road....... turn back. Turkish proverb.
"Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."
John 8:12 KJV
Beware of the man who does not talk , and the dog who does not bark. Indian proverb
Rocks can be stumbling blocks or stepping stones depending on how you use them. Friedrich Nietzsche
The highway is always shorter than the unknown sideroads. Turkish proverb
Quote from: bambam on April 19, 2023, 06:36:40 PMThe highway is always shorter than the unknown sideroads. Turkish proverb
But ever as much fun. :nofgr:
If you want to make a conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a liberal angry, tell him the truth. Rush Limbaugh.
Most of the limitations people have or face are self-imposed . Rush Limbaugh.
"Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: and whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
John 11:25-26 KJV
It does not require many words to speak the truth. Indian proverb.
The only thing worse than the enemy is a traitor.
Quote from: bambam on April 25, 2023, 03:17:09 PMThe only thing worse than the enemy is a traitor.
Maybe hemorrhoids. :shrug:
@pitw :alscalls: :alscalls:
There is no death, only a change of worlds. Indian proverb.
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government. Rush Limbaugh.
End results that work that don't involve government threaten liberals. Rush Limbaugh.
We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance. Rush Limbaugh
To marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties . Arthur Schopenhaurer.
Mostly it is loss that teaches us the worth of things. Arthur Schopenhaurer.
"I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: For thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety."
Psalm 4:8 KJV
We seldom think of all we have, but always of what we lack. Arthur Schopenhaurer.
The safest way not to be miserable is not to expect to be very happy. Arthur Schopenhaurer.
If liberals care so much about the environment, why aren't they raising holy hell about the chemtrails ???????????
Population of the earth ; 8,025,718,113.
Population born to women : 8,025,718,113.
Population born to men ; 0
Feel free to fact check.
That is a good one, I'm going to steal it.
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Years of love have been forgot in the hatred of a minute. Edgar Allen Poe.
It is an act of an ill -instructed man to blame others for his own bad condition. Epictetus.
Right is right and wrong is wrong. and a body ain't got no business doing wrong when he ain't ignorant and knows better. Huckleberry Finn.
Hardship makes character.
What is not good for the beehive cannot be good for the bees.
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away."
Revelation 21:4 KJV
Do everything with a good heart and expect nothing in return and you will never be disappointed. Barbara Lowe.
They can conquer who believe they can. Ralph Waldo Emerson
With so many things coming back in style, I can't wait until morals, respect , and intelligence become a trend again. Denzel Washington
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."
James 1:5 KJV
You are as young as the woman you are with. W.C. Fields.
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. Mother Mary Jones.
How does {L} fight?
"Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest."
Joshua 1:9 KJV
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. William James
I speak only when certain what I say isn't better left unsaid. Cato the younger.
He is a sorry pilot who lets the waves wring his rudder from his grasp. Seneca Indians.
"And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not."
Galatians 6:9 KJV
No rose without a thorn but many a thorn without a rose. Arthurn Schopenhaurer.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and stick it back in your pocket.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Mahatma Gandhi
"Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:"
Matthew 6:19 KJV
Transgender people want us to accept them for who they are, but they don't accept themselves as who they were. Ted Nugent.
It is easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
If you spend too much time thinking about one thing you will never achieve anything. Bruce Lee
I take it he never enjoyed sex :shrug:
If you make yourself into a doormat, people will wipe their feet on you.
"And all things are of God, who hath reconciled us to himself by Jesus Christ, and hath given to us the ministry of reconciliation;"
2 Corinthians 5:18 KJV
They are not dead who live in the hearts of those they leave behind. Indian proverb.
Hell and the courtroom are always open.
"for where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."
Matthew 6:21 KJV
"I will remember the works of the LORD: Surely I will remember thy wonders of old. I will meditate also of all thy work, And talk of thy doings."
Psalm 77:11-12 KJV
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
I choose to live by choice, not by chance. Samurai.
"Wait on the LORD: Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD."
Psalm 27:14 KJV
Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use. Mark Twain
To survive in a nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs, you MUST become a lion.
Don't just teach your children to read, teach them to question what they read. George Carlin
90 % of the members of congress need to be making your license plates. Sen. Ted Kennedy
Right is right, even if you stand by yourself. Justice Clarence Thomas.
"for every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."
Matthew 7:8 KJV
"if my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
"Trust ye in the LORD for ever: for in the LORD JEHOVAH is everlasting strength:"
Isaiah 26:4 KJV
Everyone who blamed Trump for everything are suddenly not blaming Biden for anything.
Ordinary men and women are too small- minded to govern their own affairs. Barack Hussein Obama.
Quote from: bambam on July 19, 2023, 06:46:09 PMOrdinary men and women are too small- minded to govern their own affairs. Barack Hussein Obama.
Yea, right.
A man does not protect his wife because she is weak. He protects her because she is important.
American hunters outnumber the world's armies combined.
"From the rising of the sun unto the going down of the same The LORD's name is to be praised."
Psalm 113:3 KJV
Order and progress can only come when individuals surrender their rights to an all powerful sovereign. Barack Hussein Obammy.
American gun owners are the only thing that is keeping the new world order from completing the great reset.
" White rage " is when you get arrested for telling your school board not to show porn to your 5 year old.
In many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and 3 or more is a congress. John Adams.
If a product is too dangerous for the manufacturer to be held liable, how can it be safe enough to be injected into your child ?
"But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."
Matthew 4:4 KJV
"For with God nothing shall be impossible."
Luke 1:37 KJV
Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
Do what they aren't willing to do and you will get what they will never have. Viking proverb.
Honour the Lord with thy substance, and with the first fruits of all thine increase. Proverbs 3 : 9
Real warriors don't show their hearts until an axe cuts open their chest. Viking proverb
A person should not agree today to what he will regret tomorrow.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
Better to fight and fall than to live without hope.
Happiness is a table full of canned cabbage, pickles, kidney beans , and green beans. And a cold PBR to celebrate.
Only a coward waits to be taken like a lamb from the field.
The brave man will fight and win , though dull his blade may be. Viking proverb
Not every cloud which darkens the day brings rain.
Giving makes you feel so much better than taking.
Unless it's the govt one is dealing with.
Honest conflict is always better than dishonest harmony. Viking proverb.
When men meet foes in a fight, a stout heart is better than a sharp sword. Viking proverb
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. All other genders are from Uranus.
Quote from: bambam on August 24, 2023, 04:56:57 PMMen are from Mars, women are from Venus. All other genders are from Uranus.
There seem to be more and more from Uranus every day.
"Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him."
James 1:12 KJV
Even a silent man will be instantly respected if he tells the truth.
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Lao Tzu
This too shall pass.
Then some other BS will come and take its place.
It never F'ing ends.
"Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort; who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted of God."
2 Corinthians 1:3-4 KJV
"There is none holy as the LORD: For there is none beside thee: Neither is there any rock like our God."
1 Samuel 2:2 KJV
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu
Some days you're the windshield. Some days you're the bug.
You can always rise above those who offend you by forgiving them.
If that isn't possible, beating the crap out of them might help .
You are controlled by the one who makes you angry. Lao Tzu
New beginnings are disguised as painful endings.
I can do all things through Christ, which strengtheneth me . Phillipians 4 : 13
When I get rid of what I am , I become what I might be. Lao Tzu
It is easy to be brave from a distance . Indian proverb.
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
Matthew 5:5 KJV
We will NOT comply. No more lockdowns, no more masks, no more globalist bullshit. Time to stand up Patriots. This BS must end.
The winner has many friends. The loser has good friends. Mongolian proverb
And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thine soul, and with all thy might. Deuteronomy 6:5
"I sought the LORD, and he heard me, And delivered me from all my fears. They looked unto him, and were lightened: And their faces were not ashamed."
Psalm 34:4-5 KJV
When truth and fairness are different from what is law, better it is to follow truth and fairness. Viking proverb
Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:"
James 1:19 KJV
Each man is his own judge.
I have posted this one before, but believe in these trying times it is worth reposting;
I am not a human being having a spiritual experience. I am a spiritual being having a human experience.
"Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."
Matthew 22:37-39 KJV
There is more than one path to the top of the mountain.
Some people dream of success while I get up and work for it.
Be still and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth. Psalm 46:10
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pigs enjoy it. Mark Twain.
He who wants to build high must dig deep. Mongolian proverb
"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God."
Matthew 5:9 KJV
No country can survive being ruled by people who hate it. Tucker Carlson
"And God is able to make all grace abound unto you; that ye, having always all sufficiency in everything, may abound unto every good work:"
2 Corinthians 9:8 ASV
Give me a child for the first 5 years of his life and he will be mine forever. Vladimir Lenin
Quote from: bambam on October 18, 2023, 04:28:31 PMGive me a child for the first 5 years of his life and he will be mine forever. Vladimir Lenin
Still true today.
We live for something or die for nothing. Rambo
Never follow a leader who is more in love with power than people. Native American proverb.
"For the mountains may depart, and the hills be removed; but my lovingkindness shall not depart from thee, neither shall my covenant of peace be removed, saith Jehovah that hath mercy on thee."
Isaiah 54:10 ASV
You just can't beat the person who never gives up. Babe Ruth
Integrity means that what you thought, what you said, and what you did, are all the same. Scott Hagan.
If a man is as wise as a serpent, he can afford to be as harmless as a dove. Indian proverb.
Every reform movement has a lunatic fringe. Teddy Roosevelt
Keep your heads on a swivel folks. Chatter is that something big is about to happen. All signs pointing to it.
Homemade applebutter makes your house smell SOOOOOOOO good !
Quote from: bambam on October 28, 2023, 06:25:03 PMHomemade applebutter makes your house smell SOOOOOOOO good !
Sharing ain't a crime. :innocentwhistle:
How's it going Barry ? Doing any hunting ?
"But the Lord is faithful, who shall establish you, and guard you from the evil one."
2 Thessalonians 3:3 ASV
Voting for Biden because you don't like Trump is like eating a dog turd because you don't like broccoli.
The secret of life is not to do what you like , but to like what you do.
I have read the ending . God wins.
Hezbollah leader Nasrallah criticizes America more than Israel in a speech yesterday. Get ready folks, we are the great satan .
God promises to make something good out of the storms that bring devastation to your life. Romans 8:28
If you can't outplay them, outsmart them. Ben Hogan
Everything is difficult at first. Samurai
Thine o Lord is the greatness, and the power, and the glory, and the victory, and the majesty; for all that is in heaven and in the earth is thine ; thine is the kingdom , o Lord , and thou art exalted as head above all. 1 Chronicles 29:11
I can do all things through Christ which strenghtheneth me . Phillipians 4:13
The tree of Liberty needs to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of tyrants and patriots. Thomas Jefferson
Cast your cares on the Lord and he will sustain you , he will never let the righteous fall. Psalm 55:22
Many hands make light work
Isn't it ironic that computers are asking humans to prove they aren't robots ?
When life gives you lemons, the government takes half then fines you for running an unlicensed lemonade stand.
If something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. Elon Musk
The Lord is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation. Exodus 15: 2
Elections : the only thing Biden knows how to fix.
China lays off their entire propaganda team since the American media is doing their job anyway.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing ? Because the p is silent.
"O give thanks unto Jehovah; for he is good; For his lovingkindness endureth for ever."
Psalms 107:1 ASV
"Rejoice always; pray without ceasing; in everything give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus to you-ward."
1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 ASV
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire
Abortion is when a baby gets the death penalty for someone else's actions .
Police won't protect you from being murdered. They just do the investigation after you are dead.
"Surely goodness and lovingkindness shall follow me all the days of my life; And I shall dwell in the house of Jehovah for ever."
Psalms 23:6 ASV
A real man can lose everything and still be the same.
Women : the most fiendish instruments of torture devised by God to bedevil the days of man. George Clooney, O brother where art thou .
The ways of the Lord are right, the righteous walk in them. Hosea 14:9
Why is common sense so uncommon ?
Quote from: bambam on December 11, 2023, 07:54:51 PMWhy is common sense so uncommon ?
A lot of folks don't use their heads for anything but keeping their ears apart.
One man with courage is a majority. Thomas Jefferson
In Florida it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine. I for one believe it should be legal to have sex with a porcupine......................... it would disable a lot of sexual deviants for a long time. :innocentwhistle:
"And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him."
Colossians 3:17 KJV
Why can't kids understand Christmas isn't about presents ??!!!! :madd:
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.
Finding ammo on sale after Christmas just makes for a GOOD day.
Commit your way to the Lord ; trust in him and he will make your righteousness shine like the dawn. Psalm 37:5,6
Fear not the path of truth. Fear the lack of people walking on it. Robert F Kennedy
Common sense is so uncommon it's like a superpower.
Truth is like a lion ; turn it loose and it will defend itself.
We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed ; perplexed , but not in despair ; persecuted , but not abandoned ; struck down, but not destroyed. 2 Corinthians 4 : 8-9
Turn the bull$hit into fertilizer and go plant something Godly.
They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom. Mel Gibson- Braveheart.
We win because we never give up. We succeed because we run with patience.
Good moral beings have the power to overcome evil and change the world.
Be still and know that I am God.
If you keep feeding the crocodile, eventually it will eat you.
What happens when you give Joe Biden Viagra ?
He gets taller.
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it ever happens. John Hagee
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot lift the wage earner by tearing the wage payer down.
For where 2 or 3 are gathered together in my name , there I am in the midst of them. Matthew 18:20
Our country was founded by geniuses but is now being run by idiots. Sen. Kennedy- Louisiana.
You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away initiative and independence .