Chinese hostage negotiations

[Tikaani]

I got this email the other day, I wonder if we would have prison over crowding using this method.

Chinese hostage negotiations very efficiently conducted


'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!'


Negotiators assess the situation from next door.


Head Negotiator dispatched


Negotiations begin


Negotiations concluded


They probably spent $0.35 cents.

In this country, we would shut the street down for 48 hours,   

take 12 hours to talk him out of it,   

spend $5 million giving him a fair trial,   

and pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.

[Caribou dreamer]

Not messing around there.

[KySongDog]

I've seen that one before.  Yep, they have a different mind set over there for sure.   

[FinsnFur]

And the Head Negotiator gets a safety harness to boot. I doubt it's OSHA approved, but it's a saftey harness none the less.

[Bills Custom Calls]

Yep Problem solved and thats the way it should be

[msmith]