United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

[nastygunz]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :



1) The season opened today.

2) There is no limit.

3) They taste just like chicken.

4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

[Frogman]

Hey!

That's good!!  I especially liked the Dale Earnhart part!!

Jim

[nastygunz]

GET ER DONE !

[LORDDAL]

HEY WAIT A SEC ......................How come I didn't get invited to this party they need to pay for what they did to Dale 

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[alscalls]

[mandi48]

4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

:shck:

[nastygunz]

4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

:shck:

ID HATE TO SEE YOU IF THEY TAKE JIMMIE JOHNSON OUT  :shck:

[alscalls]

Here ya go mandi........

[nastygunz]

I just saw a bright pink fishing pole that same color....yupp, the guy even caught a few bluegills with it....

[mandi48]

haha thanks guys  :roflmao: