Bear came to local barbecue

[Okanagan]

Today as I was renewing my car insurance, the lady behind the counter told me a bear story.  She lives in the edge of town where black bears roam and she has a barbecue grill on her back deck.  She was cleaning it after cooking, scrubbing away with a wire brush when she noticed neighbors on a deck some ways off yelling and finally realized they were trying to get her attention.  A black bear had walked right up behind her and sniffed, then left before she turned.  She never saw it, and said that she was glad she didn't because it would have scared her to death.

[FinsnFur]

They woulda shit themselves if the bear made it up to her, savagely tossed her around and then drug her limp body back into the treeline.

[nastygunz]

The bear would have shit himself if she turned around and ventilated him with her desert eagle and then threw his ass on the grill and invited the neighbors over for a bearbbq

[FinsnFur]

  Touch'e

[nastygunz]

 I think I just invented a new word "Bearbbq".....🤓

[Okanagan]

bearbq -- I like it!

Another friend of mine on the other end of town lives in a usual tract home in a row of them, but his back yard butts up against a forested mountain.  Wild critters roam the hillside and some come into his back yard.  While we were barbecuing on his deck a few years ago he showed me a big nose print where a bear had come onto the deck the day before and pressed its nose against his sliding glass door.

The animal control officers around here hate backyard BBQ grills...   

[KySongDog]

While on a three week RV trip around Alaska, we used a portable gas grill most every evening.   I always took it back inside the RV at night.  The rental people said it might help avoid an unwanted "visitor".   

[Hawks Feather]

I always took it back inside the RV at night.

I am not real sure, but I think Grizzlies refer to RVs as Meals on Wheels.

Jerry

[Okanagan]

I always took it back inside the RV at night.

I am not real sure, but I think Grizzlies refer to RVs as Meals on Wheels.

Jerry

Just imagine being a bear who digs up roots and eats them dirt and all, who rakes open rotten logs to eat bugs along with bits of wood, sweetish cedar underbark in spring, berries in season along with leaves and twigs and maybe once in awhile catches a live rodent or even a fawn to eat raw -- and you get a whiff of baby back BBQ ribs with Sweet Baby Ray sauce...

[KySongDog]

There was a locked storage compartment at the rear of the RV accessible from outside only.   

Ya didn't think I put the grill under my bed, did ya?   

.............. and you get a whiff of baby back BBQ ribs with Sweet Baby Ray sauce...

Now I'm hungry.   

[FinsnFur]

There was a locked storage compartment at the rear of the RV accessible from outside only.   

Ya didn't think I put the grill under my bed, did ya?   

Did ya?...he says.

[nastygunz]

Ohhhh mannnn, i always keep a good supply of sweet baby rays bbq sauce on hand

[HaMeR]

Thats some good BBQ sauce but it's too sweet for me. I like the KC Masterpiece Honey myself. 

[riverboss]

Alright!! Now I'm going to have to go to the new BBQ place down town!🍖


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[slagmaker]

The sweet baby rays is used by everybody. So I go to a shop that has all kinds of sauces, from mild and smokey to extremely hot and spicy. In fact I need to go get some new ones as I am out of every thing except my scorpion sauce and that stuff is awesome in flavor but to hot for everyday

[Okanagan]

Thats some good BBQ sauce but it's too sweet for me. I like the KC Masterpiece Honey myself. 

Baby Ray's is too sweet for me also, as are most of the commercial BBQ sauces.  I figured a bear would like it however!

[HaMeR]

Prolly would! I have to agree with the sweetness of most BBQ sauces. However whatever is on the ribs that got baked for supper I'll not turn my nose up at it. lol

[JohnP]

Prolly would! I have to agree with the sweetness of most BBQ sauces. However whatever is on the ribs that got baked for supper I'll not turn my nose up at it. lol

Bingo.