I was amazed about the Toilet Paper shortage, so I had to do some math.
Costco Toilet Paper
30 rolls per bulk pack
425 sheets per roll
12,750 sheets per bulk package
20 sheets per shit =
637.5 shits per case =
45.5 shits per day
So a person that grabs 4 bulk packages of TP from Costco and has a family of 4 quarantined for the required 14 day period would need to shit 182 times per day to use the purchased amount of TP at 20 sheets per shit.
Maybe some people need to rethink their purchases.
"Maybe some people need to rethink their purchases."
What a shitty thought.
Jerry - This is great and I'm going to put it in an email and send it out to some folks. Got a chuckle out of it, thanks for doing the math.
Who the [L] uses 20 per pooh? Wasteful buggers I say.
On a side note the dropper thinks I can see the future. I gave him a 36 roll bag for Christmas as I like giving folk something they'll use, and of course I was chided for the gift until Thursday when he came out and asked how the frick did ya know.
You can stretch a roll out a lot longer if you use both sides of the paper :innocentwhistle:
:laugh2: :laugh2: Good one Jerry! I'm going to post that elsewhere too! People just need to chill out!
Thats a lotta shittin :eyebrownod: :alscalls:
Can you imagine the yardage your gonna get on the MEGA rolls?
Triple ply mega roll= sign me up! :yoyo:
It's no wonder people are stocking toilet paper;
One person sneezes and 100 people shit themselves. :biggrin: