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Title: Have a great day!!!!!!
Post by: JohnP on August 13, 2018, 11:14:43 AM
In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater.

See, it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already.

Have a great day!!!!!!
Title: Re: Have a great day!!!!!!
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2018, 06:50:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Thanks John !!
Title: Re: Have a great day!!!!!!
Post by: nastygunz on August 13, 2018, 08:24:37 PM
Sent that right to the two Democrats in the family and told them if they don't like it then talk to JohnP about it :alscalls: 😂😂😂👊👊👊👊👊
Title: Re: Have a great day!!!!!!
Post by: Hawks Feather on August 13, 2018, 08:29:06 PM
Yep that works.  The only problem is the I need it about 25 times to clear out some of the trashy democrats that have decided they are president.

Jerry
Title: Re: Have a great day!!!!!!
Post by: FinsnFur on August 13, 2018, 09:31:10 PM
I peed cause the water was warm :doh2:
Title: Re: Have a great day!!!!!!
Post by: remrogers on August 14, 2018, 07:55:58 PM
If you are having a hard day, remember that out there somewhere is a Mister Pelosi.