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Started by bambam, April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM

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bambam


Imagine there's a 99.97 % chance that you won't $hit your pants, but you are forced to wear a diaper just in case. Now imagine that you are forced to wear a diaper because your neighbor might $hit his pants.

bambam


Don't sail out farther than you can row back.

bambam


In a battle between elephants, the ants get squashed.

bambam


Pelosi is so old she no longer goes to her plastic surgeon, she goes to a taxidermist.

bambam


In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried to my God; and He did hear my voice out of his temple, and my cry did enter his ears. 2 Samuel 22:7

bambam


Good advice is often annoying. Bad advice never is.

bambam


During times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

bambam


There is no education like adversity.

bambam


Life is very short and anxious for those who forget the past, neglect the present , and fear the future. Seneca Indian proverb.

bambam


He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand ; but the hand of the diligent maketh rich. Proverbs 10:4

bambam


Do not return from a challenge having not given everything.

bambam


Accepting death will allow you to live your life courageously. Spartan life rule.

bambam


Before going hunting, check the expiration date on your hand warmers.

pitw

Quote from: bambam on November 03, 2021, 02:46:06 PM

Before going hunting, check the expiration date on your hand warmers.

Where on my body do I find the expiration date of me heart? :confused:
I say what I think not think what I say.

remrogers

Do not trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

bambam


Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid. Ronald Reagan

pitw

Some days everything just goes special good. :bowingsmilie:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam


The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer. 2 Samuel 22:2

bambam


The less you talk the more you are listened to.

Hawks Feather

Quote from: bambam on November 09, 2021, 10:29:38 PM
The less you talk the more you are listened to.

And the better you are for doing this.