THE CUBICLE GOURMET !

[nastygunz]

This is a food review I had published in the paper last week
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Lunch Report from The Cubicle Gourmet:



Let’s start off with the main course, the burger, cooked to perfection, well done with a slight hint of pink, full flavored with a good consistency and juicy….the cheese was well centered and consistent throughout the burger surface. The burger bun was compact and efficient; I am not a fan of the very thick fluffy hamburger bun. A bit more mustard and ketchup and the experience only lacked some garlic to be a culinary Mt Everest.



The pasta salad was firmly textured and working with the cherry tomatoes provided a rich palate of colors that was visually pleasing to my eyes. The taste was excellent with a good  consistency, not overly cooked, and not undercooked. The tiny tasteful chunks of cheese hidden in the pasta were like hidden snipers, waiting to assault my taste buds, the cherry tomatoes popping when bit into signifying freshness, like little red grenades of crisp taste, both tasty but knowing their support role to the battlefield of pasta.



The cake, consisting of both vanilla and chocolate, of which the author sampled both in the interest of equality in this review, was a combination of frosting, a pudding layer? And various fruits such as kiwi, blueberries and mandarin oranges, a delightfully seductive mélange of intricately crafted culinary wizardry that made this authors taste buds sing like Italian tenor Luciano Pavarotti!



My server, “Susan” was both polite and efficient and timely, on a scale of 1-10 The Cubicle Gourmet rates this meal a solid 8 ½.

[5 SHOTS]

I like that.    :roflmao:

[KySongDog]

That sounds gay to me.      Not sayin' your gay, nasty, but maybe just a little bit tweaked.   

[nastygunz]

That sounds gay to me.      Not sayin' your gay, nasty, but maybe just a little bit tweaked.   

If I was gay I would have reviewed a hotdog not a hamburger !

[KySongDog]

^^^^  :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:    That's a good one!   :roflmao:  :roflmao:

[nastygunz]

 

[FinsnFur]

 :roflmao:
Ahhhhh my gawd you guys kill me.

[nastygunz]

I see a reality show here, somewhere along the lines of the red green show