FOsteology's Train Ride with obama

[Hawks Feather]

Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Texan named Fos, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.  When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.     No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

Fos thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again.

[bigben]

could you see a bright red hand print on obama?

[HaMeR]

    Slap him again FOs!!

[FOsteology]

I would have been earlier to comment, however, the Secret Service was at my door this morning. Seems they had some questions? 

[FinsnFur]

  Did ya get rid of them?

[Hawks Feather]

Did ya get rid of them?

Yea, I think he buried them in the back 40.

Jerry

[HaMeR]

  @ ^^^^!!

[securpro]

On the news tonight there was a story about 2 secret service agents found dead along the roadside in Texas, They they had been violated and there were hand marks on their faces....

[Bopeye]

LMAO!!! Give 'em the Devil FOS!!!