How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas

[THO Game Calls]

Is that?   No.......couldn't be.  No shades  :)

[DirtyDog]

Al,

I was trying to see if those guys had all their finger. I could not tell........

[canine]

I would think the oil, off of the bar and chain, would "taint" the taste of the melon

JD

[Red Dog]

You guys cut up deer the same way :roflmao:

[awh]

This reminds me of the last great words of a redneck...which are, Hold my beer and watch this shit! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[FinsnFur]

Is that?   No.......couldn't be.  No shades  :)

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[DirtyDog]

Is that?   No.......couldn't be.  No shades  :)

:roflmao:

[CypressSlough]

Hold my beer and watch this shit!

Oh the number of times I've heard that before. Usually right before we have to get out the gauze and tape.  :roflmao: :roflmao:

Brian.

[catskinner]

Is that guy holding the melon the one they call lefty now? 

[cb223]

Hold my beer and watch this shit!

I'm usually the guy that encourages someone else to say that!!!

If someone wanted to borrow my chainsaw to cut a watermelon, as long as I'm not the one doing the holding who am I to say no?

Does that make me a bad person?

[DirtyDog]

Hold my beer and watch this shit!

I'm usually the guy that encourages someone else to say that!!!

If someone wanted to borrow my chainsaw to cut a watermelon, as long as I'm not the one doing the holding who am I to say no?

Does that make me a bad person?

Now that depends on how much you like the guy. 

[keekee]

Really depends on how much beer I have had! :roflmao:


Brent

[cb223]

More beer = more encouragement!!!

I've done enough drunken stupid stunts in my in life!  Most of the time I've matured enough just to watch.

[MDavis]

one good ol boy i knew made a melon splitter out of a meat cleaver and a old hydro pump. readnecks will do anything when they have beer in us. oops i mean them. i think that i might know the ol boy on the right!

[catskinner]

Reminds me of the time we had two guys bucking on the landing, one guy threw his chain of the bar, so he sneaks up behind the other guy and sticks the bar between his legs and revs up his saw. That guy about jumped over the back of the log deck. Wonder there weren't blows exchanged there.

[vvarmitr]

Reminds me of the time we had two guys bucking on the landing, one guy threw his chain of the bar, so he sneaks up behind the other guy and sticks the bar between his legs and revs up his saw. That guy about jumped over the back of the log deck. Wonder there weren't blows exchanged there.

Or gun shots, or the other guy didn't swing around w/ his in self defence. :shck:

To those who are wondering "bucking" is cutting logs to length.

[MDavis]

damn! i am glad you cleared that one up. two fellas bucking around here will get them both shot in self defence!

[vvarmitr]

^^^^