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Started by straycat, September 21, 2006, 09:42:30 AM

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straycat

  I heard that this is a true story. :wo:





JD was playing softball and took a high speed ball right in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he

took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin -- in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It shoul d be okay by next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint and taped it all together ... an impressive work of art.

JD mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies..

"Look at this, .. still in the CRATE       :rolleye:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

"If you're going to be a smartass, you'd better start by being smart before you start being an ass."

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

Todd Rahm

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :roflmao:


I didn't know they had a market for small  depressors sticks.  :hahaha:

stevecriner

Funny stuff there! THats is so funny.
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Mallardsr

Now thats funny! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

FinsnFur

Did they crack open the crate?  :huh:
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Jeb

LOL  good one ! :eyebrownod:
           Jeb

canine

Boy I'm glad i logged on tonight :shck:

Good one Joel  :nofgr: :wink:

:wo: :wo: :wo: :eyebrow: :huh: :eyebrow:

JD :wo:

fuzz624

Thats a good one.It reminded me of a joke I heard a while back.What is a poor mans viagra? 2 popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape.