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Perhaps I should have given the idea a little more thought....

I originally purchased the pole with the vision and intent that it was my charitable duty to help those poor, unfortunate young ladies who have to work their way through college by performing with one of these as a prop. I figured it would be a win/win situation, what with me donating the use of the pole in a safe, caring, and encouraging environment.....

My wife thought otherwise....  :sad:

Instead of selling outright, was thinking (hoping) that perhaps there would be a FnF'er in my general AO that could put this pole to good philanthropic use..... and I could occasionally drop by and offer the young ladies encouragement.  :eyebrow:   


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/FOsteology/pole_1.jpg)

Of course I'm being utterly facetious!  :alscalls:

 :alscalls:
I dunno Fos, it looks pretty well polished :sneer:

Here's that pole in action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnuJppyo4E

WOW!  After watching Red Jacket make a bazooka last week that looks like it might be a good start.  You might want to just consider NOT selling it and taking it to Red Jacket to have a little "special" work done on it.

Jerry

 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:  Yeah Hawks Feather those guys at Red Jacket do build some awesome guns !!

Here we are with an ad regarding young, firm, nubile young ladies and you guys are talking about firearms...  :doh2:

Darn! I hate not being able to see the pic's at work! :pout:

Somebody describe em to me! :biggrin:

Quote from: WldWldWest on February 21, 2011, 01:35:00 PM
Somebody describe em to me! :biggrin:

  You met Semp so just undress him in your mind  :puke:, then you'll be close :alscalls:

Quote from: pitw on February 21, 2011, 01:43:59 PM

Quote from: WldWldWest on February 21, 2011, 01:35:00 PM
Somebody describe em to me! :biggrin:

  You met Semp so just undress him in your mind  :puke:, then you'll be close :alscalls:

Barry ya just ruined it for me :doh2: :biggrin:

Quote from: pitw on February 21, 2011, 01:43:59 PM
  You met Semp so just undress him in your mind  :puke:, then you'll be close :alscalls:

So you spend a lot of time undressing me in your mind, huh Barry?     :alscalls:    :alscalls:   :alscalls:

Are ya coming out of the closet?    :alscalls:

LMAO!!  :alscalls: Ehhhhhhh c'mawn now.

This whole thread just went south
Next there will be a pic of Barry and that pole  :nono:

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/gnomeo-and-juliet/5267 (http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/gnomeo-and-juliet/5267)      :innocentwhistle:

unrelated and not funny really, alscalls



Bill would we be able to change the name of this then to something like "SouthPole" :alscalls:

Aw man, I kill me  :doh2: :laf:

Quote from: FinsnFur on February 21, 2011, 09:10:21 PM
Bill would we be able to change the name of this then to something like "SouthPole" :alscalls:

Aw man, I kill me  :doh2: :laf:

Yes we probably could  :laf:

Yes you are a real card you should be delt with  :alscalls: :alscalls:

I should buy that and set it up in my office. :wo:
I wonder what they'd say :laf:

Quote from: FinsnFur on February 22, 2011, 05:32:58 AM
I should buy that and set it up in my office. :wo:
I wonder what they'd say :laf:

I wonder if you would get any of the girls to dance during breaks.  Hum, would that be break dancing?

Jerry

Ohhhhhh yewwwww are sly Jerry :eyebrownod:

Stripper Pole :confused: Isnt that something ya fish with :shrug:

Quote from: WldWldWest on February 22, 2011, 08:59:55 PM
Stripper Pole :confused: Isnt that something ya fish with :shrug:

:doh2:  That would be a striPer pole Wendy!!  :laf: :laf:

 :laf: My Bad :laf:

I gotta good one but I better keep it to myself :eyebrownod:

 :laf: :laf:

I see Lulu put the pole to good use!   :alscalls:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/06/article-0-0F13C42E00000578-668_634x605.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/06/article-0-0F13C43300000578-703_306x423.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/06/article-0-0F13C41E00000578-736_306x423.jpg)

Somewhere a Pole is feeling a little stressed..... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2070728/LuAyne-Barber-252-pound-pole-dancer-Lulu-takes-competitive-circuit.html#ixzz1fpiXxB1Y)



Flicking her bright red hair back, she swings up onto the pole, her thighs gripping the metal while the the audience cheers in applause.

At 252 pounds, LuAyne Barber - stage name Lulu - is not your average pole dancer.

But her ample body, a U.S. size 22, does not hold her back from the lifts, spins, slides, stands and grips that define the dance form's athletic routines.

Instead, the 5'4" Hanover, Maryland local is perhaps one of the most active in her pole dancing community, regularly competing against the toned, lithe bodies of her peers,
since joining the circuit three years ago.

 :alscalls: Mannnnnn oh mannn I am so glad I'm not married and had someone looking over my shoulder as I looked at those pics. :alscalls:

LOL

Yeah, she's a "hottie"!  :nono:

Bet that pole smells like it was drug through a hog pen and a pond full of carp!

Glen's been looking at the thread now for going on 15 minutes and he cant even respond :alscalls:

I think Glen is like me and at a loss for words.

Jerry

 :alscalls: :alscalls:  That aint right Jim. I couldn't help it that when I opened this one up I suddenly felt the urge for a potty run!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

SEC football coaches are lining up to pair her with a suitable mate to produce athletic offensive and defensive linemen for the 2030 recruiting class.

Shes so hot i bet the dollar bills just stick to her :alscalls: Note to self wash hands after handeling dollar bills.

Quote from: riverboss on December 11, 2011, 07:30:40 PM
Shes so hot i bet the dollar bills just stick to her :alscalls: Note to self wash hands after handeling dollar bills.

:confused:  Any confessions there rb??!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

NOOO!!! not me i will say no more :puke:

Just thought you mighta knowed her is all I'm saying!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

Nope not me,I never had any VIP seats at that place i like my strippers all fake and big busted not big and discusted. :alscalls: :alscalls:

 :alscalls: :alscalls:

Quote from: riverboss on December 12, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Nope not me,I never had any VIP seats at that place i like my strippers all fake and big busted not big and discusted. :alscalls: :alscalls:

:laugh2: :thumb2: :laf:  Thats good stuff right there.

I knew I would end up seeing my mom posted on the internet, just never thought it would be here  :alscalls:  :alscalls:

 :nono:  MAn that's just wrong!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykINJGgdJqM

I gotta be honest...it was tough NOT to get up and dance to that HameR :laf:

 :alscalls: :alscalls:  @ ^^^^!!!!!!

:hahaha: Just so this thread doesn't get hi-jacked  :readthis: Hey FOs!!!! Didja ever sell this pole?? If not Jim has shown the most interest in it.  :alscalls: :alscalls:

Lulu bought the pole.....


[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk1SwYORoZQ[/video] 

Dang it Jim..... how do we embed video's?  :confused:

 :alscalls:
Tell HaMeR to stick....ok nevermind :innocentwhistle:

Just post the address Fos, just post the address. :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk1SwYORoZQ

 :alscalls: What do you have to be searching for to find that on youtube  :doh2:

ROFLMAO! :alscalls: :alscalls: Hidehunter

I was wondering the same thing.

I couldnt make it all the way through the clip, but noticed she started getting tired at the 16 second mark.

Maybe its from Fos personal stash!! :alscalls:

You boys dissing my girl Lulu?  :argh:

Whole lotta woman..... keep you warm in the winter, and provides shade in the summer. Of course, the feed bill is a rather hefty expense...

 :alscalls: :alscalls:

 :nono: You boys just ain't right sometimes :laf:

 :alscalls:  :alscalls: Feed Bill!!

Yeah you would think the feed bill & the heat & AC bill would offset one another but I guess there's not much need for that much heat in the Winter in Texas. Now I could see the advantage in oh say,,,, Wisconsin!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

Yeah....oh say Wisconsin :nono:

Im not sure LuLu would even be noticed up there, dont they growem thick up there on purpose? :eyebrownod: I heard that is why Jim wont leave the great north and come down to Ky for the hunt he doesnt want to lose his VIP seat at her show. :alscalls: :alscalls:

DANG thats rough riverboss!!!!!!!!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

Riverboss...you heard? Who'd you hear this from? :laf:

It was just a Edumicated guess :biggrin: i gave you just enough rope and well you ran with it!! :laf:  Its all in fun Jim dont hate me!

WooooHoooo, Riverboss has lotsa rope laying at the ready, back-coiled nicely to boot...getcha some Jimbo!  :alscalls:   :biggrin:

 :alscalls: @ riverboss!!!!

I dint run wit no rope :nono:
I seen it laying there, thought about getting me some, but it looked like trap. :innocentwhistle: