Yesterday, terorist attacked two very important Vermont Utilities. The Terror Alert Level in Vermont has been raised to Mauve (remember that Howard Dean signed the first Civil Union bill in the nation and things have gone down hill from there)
Back to our story.
Two important Vermont Public Utilities were hit with Pipe Bombs yesterday.
A telephone booth and a port a potty were both destroyed causing much havoc and terror among the locals and disrupting communicationf for several Vermont Communities.
Cars could be seen streaming accross the Vermont New Hampshire boarder on the way to McDonalds and Burger King Restraunts. Long lines formed as refugees tried to figure out how to use indoor plumbing.
The Govenor has called out the National Gaurd to assist.
Actually, there was a port a potty and phone booth blown up yesterday by pipe bombs and they caught the kids who did it. Seems they made their plans on My Space dot com
Must have been a slow day because you would have thought the world had ened around here.
Al
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Yeah, that must have been quite a show. Real intelligent thing to do.
Good ol Myspace.com. :rolleye:
Brad
I sure would hate to be standing near a port a potty when it blew up! :shck: :rolleye:
I'd hate to be those two kids right about now :sneer:
Im sure the feds are scarin the heck out of right about now :rolleye:
Well, the plot thickens as they say. Seems these boys are in a lot more trouble than was first reported.
Not only did they blow up a phone booth and a port a potty, but they blew up a total of 15 things in a two state area. Including mail boxes and stop signs. Looks like they are going to treat them as adults too.
Yeah, I bet they are sorry they woke up that day LOL
AL
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Real bright boys. :wo: