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Title: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM

 The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on April 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
True dat :laf:
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Post by: bambam on April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.
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Post by: JohnP on April 21, 2018, 10:30:59 AM

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.

Amen!
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Post by: bambam on April 21, 2018, 04:54:18 PM

  Finding an arrowhead on top of a mountain is like winning the lottery !
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Post by: pitw on April 21, 2018, 05:52:06 PM
Old 70's Ford trucks with anauto tranny still jump outta park. :doh2:
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Post by: MI VHNTR on April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:
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Post by: pitw on April 21, 2018, 09:22:40 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls:
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Post by: nastygunz on April 21, 2018, 09:31:06 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls:

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2018, 02:47:09 PM
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Psalm 127:4
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Post by: bambam on April 23, 2018, 02:26:08 PM

 It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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Post by: bambam on April 24, 2018, 02:52:28 PM

 Kids in the back seat cause accidents .   Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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Post by: bambam on April 25, 2018, 02:30:50 PM

 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth .
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Post by: bambam on April 26, 2018, 02:16:35 PM

 Hockey is a sport for white men, basketball is a sport for black men, and golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps .
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Post by: bambam on April 27, 2018, 03:56:11 PM

 You can't add days to your life, so add more life to your days.
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Post by: bambam on April 28, 2018, 02:41:28 PM

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 29, 2018, 08:30:30 AM
Blessed is everyone that feareth the Lord , that walketh in his ways. Psalm 128:1
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Post by: remrogers on April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 30, 2018, 04:14:21 PM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.

  :laf:    When in doubt, just take the next small step .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
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Post by: pitw on May 01, 2018, 08:24:41 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.

Maybe you did. :shrug:
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Post by: remrogers on May 01, 2018, 08:37:20 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
That would be me................. ..sometimes.
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Post by: MI VHNTR on May 01, 2018, 09:17:03 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:54:55 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand.   :shrug:
 

Or 50 .  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes .  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 02, 2018, 08:22:18 PM
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes .  :eyebrow:

You thinking divorce? :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2018, 03:59:40 PM
 No way, I can't frickin cook .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2018, 04:28:45 PM
life is short- enjoy it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2018, 02:38:30 PM
good judgement comes from experience , and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .
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Post by: pitw on May 04, 2018, 09:43:25 PM
, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .

I used up mine and someone else's dose of that today. :rolleye:
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Post by: bambam on May 05, 2018, 10:50:28 AM
In nature there are neither rewards or punishments ; there are only consequences .
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Post by: bambam on May 06, 2018, 10:19:48 AM
For thou shalt eat  the labour of thine hands ; happy shalt thou be , and it shall be well with thee . Psalm 128:2
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Post by: bambam on May 07, 2018, 03:35:21 PM

There are 3 kinds of men : the ones who learn by reading, the ones who learn by observation, and the ones who have to pee on  the electric fence for themselves.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 07, 2018, 08:15:07 PM
  and the ones who have to pee on  the electric fence for themselves.

These are the one who get a charge outta life. ;yes;
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2018, 02:46:48 PM

Power flows through the barrel of a gun.
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Post by: bambam on May 09, 2018, 07:08:28 PM
I've learned there are only 2 things necessary to keep one's wife happy ; First , let her think she's having her way, and second , let her have it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on May 09, 2018, 10:11:14 PM
Wait...let her have what?  :eyebrow:
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Post by: bambam on May 10, 2018, 04:50:39 PM
Vegetarian is on old Indian word meaning bad hunter.
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Post by: bambam on May 11, 2018, 09:47:53 PM
It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty on the supposition that he may abuse it. George Washinton
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Post by: pitw on May 11, 2018, 10:15:07 PM
Things ain't always where ya think ya put em. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2018, 02:52:02 PM
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2018, 11:37:20 AM
Blessed is every one that feareth the Lord, that walketh in his ways Psalm 128:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 13, 2018, 06:44:39 PM
Mothers day sure makes the phone company money.
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Post by: bambam on May 14, 2018, 03:44:17 PM
Not all chemicals are bad. without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a key ingredient in beer.
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Post by: bambam on May 15, 2018, 06:16:38 PM

 Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must , like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. Thomas Paine
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Post by: bambam on May 16, 2018, 03:09:46 PM
Your job won't take care of you when you're sick, your friends and family will.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2018, 02:51:23 PM
In  fair weather prepare for foul .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 17, 2018, 07:14:27 PM
A wet, rainy day is a relief after a spell of hot and dry days.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 18, 2018, 03:18:25 PM
One man with a gun can control 100 without one. Lenin
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Post by: bambam on May 19, 2018, 05:06:24 PM
I wish to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle. Sitting Bull
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Post by: bambam on May 20, 2018, 08:26:18 AM
Except the Lord build the house , they labour in vain that build it …  Psalm 127:1
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Post by: pitw on May 20, 2018, 09:26:08 AM
Sleeping from 5pm to 5am sure feels good.
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Post by: chieftain on May 21, 2018, 08:41:18 AM
Bam,you have words of wisdom....
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Post by: bambam on May 21, 2018, 05:22:08 PM
Thanks Chief . Good to have you aboard !!

  War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 21, 2018, 05:26:49 PM
thanks,glad to be here...
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Post by: bambam on May 22, 2018, 03:15:21 PM
I would rather live my life as if God exists and die and find out he doesn't , than live like He doesn't exist and die and find out he does.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2018, 05:41:29 PM
Pay off your credit cards every month.
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Post by: bambam on May 24, 2018, 05:21:04 PM
 Some people never learn from their mistakes.
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Post by: chieftain on May 24, 2018, 06:58:44 PM
Some people never learn from their mistakes.
...seen a lot of those on some jobsites....
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Post by: bambam on May 25, 2018, 03:40:50 PM
Society has gotten to the place where everybody has a right but nobody has a responsibility.
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Post by: pitw on May 25, 2018, 06:06:42 PM
Pat attention to the road when it's straight too. :shock2:
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Post by: bambam on May 26, 2018, 10:04:00 AM
You don't have to win every argument, stay true to yourself.
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Post by: MI VHNTR on May 26, 2018, 08:03:35 PM
Empty barrels make the most noise.
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Post by: bambam on May 27, 2018, 12:39:06 PM
Behold that thus shall the man be blessed that feareth the Lord. Psalm 128:4
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Post by: pitw on May 27, 2018, 10:21:57 PM
Don't be fooled by a females promises. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2018, 04:48:55 PM
Since light travels  faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Post by: bambam on May 30, 2018, 03:57:55 PM
Save for your retirement starting with your first paycheck
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Post by: bambam on May 31, 2018, 04:05:16 PM
needle valves are easy to lose .  :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on June 01, 2018, 04:06:16 PM
The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier  on earth.

  Gen . Thomas J . "Stonewall " Jackson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2018, 12:22:29 PM
Don't wait for a flood and power outage to make sure your generator will start.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2018, 11:51:45 AM
The Lord is righteous , he hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked . Psalm 129:4
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Post by: bambam on June 04, 2018, 03:19:56 PM
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
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Post by: bambam on June 05, 2018, 05:56:46 PM
Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
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Post by: bambam on June 06, 2018, 05:55:10 PM
For the first time in history, people are angry with a politician because he is keeping his promises.
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Post by: bambam on June 07, 2018, 05:13:34 PM
The world is fighting Islamic extremism, starvation, and  disease, and democrats are fighting for men  to pee in the ladies' room. James Woods
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Post by: pitw on June 07, 2018, 07:58:23 PM
Some folk shouldn't go to the court house. :doh2: :doh2:
Took all of a minute to get in an arguement with a sheriff to the point an RCMP officer came over and said, "You needn't do this".  I said, "Yes I do".  I fully expect to see the sheriff again. :readthis:
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Post by: bambam on June 08, 2018, 05:22:47 PM
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
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Post by: pitw on June 10, 2018, 06:26:22 AM
Luck can't be over rated. :biggrin:
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Post by: bambam on June 10, 2018, 09:35:36 AM
I wait for the Lord, my soul doth  wait, and in his word I do hope. Psalm 130:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2018, 02:06:45 PM
Everything can change in the blink of an eye , but don't worry, God doesn't blink .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 11, 2018, 04:23:54 PM
Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2018, 06:36:30 PM

Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.

  So now you have 2 short fingers ??!!  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2018, 04:38:37 PM
Take a deep breath, it calms the mind.
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Post by: bambam on June 13, 2018, 06:18:38 PM
13,506 Marines applied for White House detail last week. NONE applied over the 8 years of Obama, they had to be assigned.
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Post by: bambam on June 14, 2018, 06:22:18 PM
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Post by: pitw on June 14, 2018, 10:40:37 PM
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Post by: bambam on June 15, 2018, 07:57:31 PM
Too much rain can drown your seeds.  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on June 16, 2018, 06:50:54 PM
traffic jams are a pain in the butt.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 16, 2018, 10:28:44 PM
traffic jams are a pain in the butt.  :argh:

Did ye get hit from behind?
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Post by: bambam on June 17, 2018, 06:35:24 PM

  Crab legs taste better at the beach.  :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 18, 2018, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.
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Post by: FinsnFur on June 18, 2018, 09:19:37 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.

 :laf: :alscalls: I see what you did there :laugh2:
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Post by: remrogers on June 18, 2018, 09:21:01 PM
At least he kept it clean.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2018, 04:15:20 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.

   :laught17:
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Post by: bambam on June 19, 2018, 04:17:08 PM
It's OK to fall, but not OK to stay on the ground.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 20, 2018, 06:33:39 AM
It is coolest just before the sun comes up.
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Post by: bambam on June 20, 2018, 05:27:12 PM
If you don't want to be separated from your children, DON'T cross our border illegally !!!!!
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Post by: pitw on June 21, 2018, 12:26:42 AM
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are  as cote and cuddly as other chicks but cheaper.
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Post by: bambam on June 21, 2018, 06:09:11 PM
The meek shall inherit the earth, but the bank shall repossess it. Sawyer Brown
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Post by: MI VHNTR on June 21, 2018, 09:29:29 PM
Women are the reason God created alcohol.
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Post by: bambam on June 22, 2018, 11:08:46 AM
Never let formal education get in the  way of your learning. Mark Twain
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Post by: bambam on June 23, 2018, 02:02:38 PM
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants .  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 23, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants .  :madd:

Gonna go try that. ;yes;
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2018, 04:53:49 PM
Lift up your hands in the sanctuary, and bless the Lord. Psalm 134:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 25, 2018, 01:26:22 PM
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
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Post by: bambam on June 26, 2018, 07:32:39 PM

 Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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Post by: pitw on June 27, 2018, 06:34:20 PM

 Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Says all the smokers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2018, 08:28:48 PM
Best tip I can ever give...………..  NEVER , EVER  smoke that first cigarette.
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Post by: bambam on June 28, 2018, 05:47:08 PM
over -prepare, then go with the flow.
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Post by: bambam on June 29, 2018, 06:22:21 PM

 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2018, 12:20:00 PM
Praise ye the Lord, praise ye the name of the Lord , praise him, o ye servant of the Lord. Psalm 135:1
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Post by: pitw on July 01, 2018, 06:32:58 PM
Grand kids grow faster than your own kid.
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Post by: remrogers on July 01, 2018, 06:46:06 PM
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
Frame every so-called disaster with these words , " in 5 years will this matter ? "
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 02, 2018, 04:38:59 PM
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
...that's right....
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Post by: chieftain on July 03, 2018, 03:18:54 PM
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Post by: bambam on July 03, 2018, 05:31:41 PM
ground hogs in the fruit trees are bad.......but no more.....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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  They are bad in the garden too.  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on July 04, 2018, 04:45:22 PM
mealworms reproduce faster than muslims.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2018, 01:46:16 PM
However good or bad a situation  is , it will change.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 05, 2018, 07:03:40 PM
Sometimes the noise a motor makes tells you it is done working for ya. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2018, 10:47:39 PM
seeing an old friend can make a bad day good.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 07, 2018, 08:49:08 AM
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2018, 01:16:26 PM
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.

  Also true .

 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2018, 01:17:15 PM
before you begin tearing down an old building, check for bees !!!!!!!!!!  :innocentwhistle: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2018, 12:59:16 PM
Praise the Lord, for the  Lord is good, sing praises unto his name, for it is pleasant . Psalm 135:3
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Post by: bambam on July 09, 2018, 05:25:06 PM
Pound for pound, yellow jackets are some of the meanest, nastiest little SOB's on earth .  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on July 10, 2018, 04:00:03 PM
Don't take yourself so seriously , no one else does .
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Post by: bambam on July 11, 2018, 02:35:48 PM
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
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Post by: bambam on July 12, 2018, 04:03:24 PM
Studies have shown that 1 out of 3 liberals are just as stupid as the other 2 .
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Post by: FinsnFur on July 12, 2018, 09:38:57 PM
 :laf: I like that last one
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Post by: bambam on July 13, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
 Little ANTIFA boys with batons should stick with the marching band and not try to fight Patriot Proud boys in the streets .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vHZICLCcY
   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 14, 2018, 06:20:39 PM
If we threw all our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's , we'd grab ours back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2018, 07:49:17 AM
For I know that the Lord is great , and that our Lord is above all Gods . Psalm 135:5
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Post by: bambam on July 16, 2018, 05:21:25 PM

 Your children only get one childhood.
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Post by: bambam on July 17, 2018, 09:25:29 PM

 Envy is a waste of time , accept what you have , not what you want.
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Post by: bambam on July 18, 2018, 05:47:38 PM
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 18, 2018, 10:18:32 PM
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.

and #%$^ up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 19, 2018, 05:00:52 PM

 Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
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Post by: bambam on July 20, 2018, 04:16:18 PM

  A good laugh and a long sleep are the 2 best cures for anything.
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Post by: bambam on July 21, 2018, 06:13:45 PM
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than one's fear. James Neil Holling worth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 21, 2018, 08:31:12 PM
Bull riders are nuts.
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Post by: remrogers on July 21, 2018, 11:30:41 PM
Bull riders have lost all their marbles.
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Post by: bambam on July 22, 2018, 11:57:31 AM
The ideals of the heathen are silver and gold , the work of men's hands. Psalm 135 : 15
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 22, 2018, 12:05:07 PM
A good job done is nice.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 23, 2018, 03:21:17 PM
The less you respond to rude, critical people , the more peaceful your life will become .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 24, 2018, 04:16:42 PM
Want to stop anti-Trump riots ?      Play the National Anthem...………………………………. they will all kneel.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: riverboss on July 24, 2018, 07:21:02 PM
Then shoot low!

Sent from my Tank Xtreme 5.0 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2018, 05:25:12 PM
Then shoot low!

Sent from my Tank Xtreme 5.0 using Tapatalk

   :yoyo: :highclap:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2018, 05:25:54 PM
Believe in miracles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 26, 2018, 09:23:41 AM
Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 27, 2018, 09:27:21 AM
Weasels are [L] to moles. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 29, 2018, 06:50:50 PM
O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 29, 2018, 11:12:57 PM
Women can trap skunks. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 30, 2018, 04:34:09 PM
Water leaks suck !!   :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 30, 2018, 09:49:08 PM
Water leaks

At my age, it is more or less a given.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 30, 2018, 11:01:07 PM
Women ain't experienced enough not to frig with the same skunk trap the next eve. :biggrin:



 :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on July 31, 2018, 12:38:46 PM
If you ever baptize somebody outdoors, stand in the water while you do any explaining or speaking, not just for the dunking part.  As long as you are in the water, everybody pays attention and people passing by will stop to listen and watch. 

Sorry.  My goofy bone kicked in this morning.  :biggrin:  An old time preacher from the Canadian prairies told me that 40 years ago.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2018, 04:53:14 PM
weeds grow faster than vegetables.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 01, 2018, 04:28:37 PM
Time heals almost everything.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 02, 2018, 02:56:20 PM
It's fun to tell a telemarketer " No sale " after leading them on for 45 minutes .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 03, 2018, 09:20:52 AM
Some people couldn't make a new sprayer run. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2018, 04:02:21 PM
A man has got to know his limitations. Clint Eastwood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 03, 2018, 04:54:03 PM
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2018, 03:56:00 PM
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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  Howdy Chief ! Don't be a stranger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2018, 03:57:04 PM
 Slinging hay bales on a hot, humid day makes you really thirsty for  bud light.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 05, 2018, 04:39:45 PM
God helps those who help themselves
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 06, 2018, 05:33:14 PM
courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something is more important than one's fear. James Neil Hollingworth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on August 06, 2018, 05:44:20 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.



Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 07, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.

Found a nudist colony, eh?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2018, 04:11:52 PM

 Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on August 07, 2018, 05:06:51 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.

Found a nudist colony, eh?

Contortionist colony.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on August 07, 2018, 08:07:02 PM
Some of these   :laf: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 07, 2018, 10:10:32 PM
hows things out your way ..good I hope...I put up 26 cups of white peaches this evening..tip of the day ..if you want a peach cobbler at thanksgiving .put fruit up now...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 08, 2018, 05:24:47 PM

 even creosote posts don't last forever.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 08, 2018, 11:58:35 PM
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2018, 08:36:53 PM
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:

  HAHAHA  . Back in the ram pasture ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2018, 08:38:51 PM
There are moments in your life when you miss someone so much that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2018, 08:40:46 PM
 heavy downpours  are not good for a campfire.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 10, 2018, 10:44:09 PM
100+ temps ain't good for them either.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 11, 2018, 12:27:16 PM
plumbing repairs are easy if you have the right parts
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 12, 2018, 09:03:12 AM
Having the right tools for the job always helps.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2018, 10:40:47 AM
Taking your own beer to a funeral, I mean wedding, is a great idea.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on August 12, 2018, 08:44:26 PM
 :laf: :alscalls: bambam
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2018, 06:53:25 PM
What other people think of you is none of your business
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 14, 2018, 03:23:42 PM
turned my little dog out this morning,she ran a circle through the yard ,then came treed hard in my peach tree..we got the peach eating intruder....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:29:33 PM
That's a good dog Chief !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:30:38 PM
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good .  :pout: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 14, 2018, 11:28:15 PM
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good .  :pout: :argh:

I ain't touching that. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2018, 07:46:15 PM
somedays it doesn't pay to get out of bed
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 16, 2018, 05:20:41 PM
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.

https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2018, 07:58:51 PM
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.

https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just

  West Virginia politics has been corrupt since the state was created, as bad or worse than D.C. The politicians and judges and justices have sold out our people, raped our natural resources, screwed our miners and workers , made  the Rockefellers and J.P.Morgans  and Carnegies rich, and I'd like to see all the SOB's impeached and jailed.

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 16, 2018, 10:02:31 PM
  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.

How about a non frickin judge? 

Our politicians and judges are all great upstanding folk.[Unbelievable you say?]
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 17, 2018, 06:03:51 AM
[quote

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
[/quote]..........x2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 17, 2018, 09:07:13 AM
[quote

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
..........x2
[/quote]

Or a banker.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 17, 2018, 04:41:02 PM
immigrants are like sperm...……….. millions get in but only one works.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on August 19, 2018, 12:26:51 AM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:44:30 PM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.

  That was a great movie ! 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:45:46 PM
O give thanks unto the God of gods , for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on August 20, 2018, 04:19:42 AM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.

  That was a great movie ! 

One of the top 100 movies of all time I think.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 20, 2018, 07:52:12 AM
Not being ready to go when I show up to pick ya up is a good way to stay home. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 20, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
you can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2 x 4 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 21, 2018, 02:13:52 PM
Don't worry about those who don't like you, just love the people who love you
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 22, 2018, 06:53:15 PM
some people have no respect for other people's time .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 22, 2018, 09:18:30 PM
some people have no respect for other people's time .  :argh:

Yeah. :biggrin:

It can be fun as {L}. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 23, 2018, 05:32:52 PM
don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 24, 2018, 07:37:44 PM
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 26, 2018, 06:57:27 PM
O give thanks unto the Lord  of Lords, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 27, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 27, 2018, 08:42:56 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2018, 02:22:14 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.

   :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2018, 02:23:52 PM
  If we ever capture the ISIS thug who burned the pilot alive, let's pray we don't pour a cup of water on his face. That would be cruel. James Woods
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 29, 2018, 05:29:37 PM
peaches and tomatoes attract gnats .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 30, 2018, 04:43:17 PM
It is not hard to meet expenses...………….. they are everywhere.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 31, 2018, 03:05:01 PM
It is a lot better to be seen than viewed
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2018, 12:58:50 PM
mixed feelings :  seeing your mother-in-law backing over a cliff in  your new car .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2018, 02:30:31 PM
Mohammed owned slaves. Robert E.  Lee was against slavery. So instead of tearing down statues , why aren't we tearing down mosques ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 04, 2018, 05:35:49 PM
women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. Sharon Stone
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 05, 2018, 04:47:34 PM
I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 06, 2018, 05:48:54 PM
those who forget history are doomed to repeat it
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2018, 03:50:21 PM
Duct tape can't fix stupid , but it can muffle the sound .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on September 08, 2018, 08:46:07 AM
I know a few that need that muffler.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2018, 12:41:25 PM
I know a few that need that muffler.

   :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2018, 12:42:19 PM

 Be careful when you follow the masses ;  sometimes the "m" is silent.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2018, 11:39:00 AM

 Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord, and the fruit of the womb is his reward . Psalm 127:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2018, 05:48:17 PM

 My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 11, 2018, 04:29:52 PM

 the difference between a G spot and a golf ball is that a guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2018, 07:22:51 PM
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 13, 2018, 06:19:28 PM

 The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 pounds
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 14, 2018, 02:47:40 PM

 The difference between a boyfriend and a husband is about 45 minutes.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 15, 2018, 08:28:43 AM
Talking a woman into letting you use her bath tub to scald a pig in, is as tough as [L]. :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on September 15, 2018, 08:42:13 AM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 15, 2018, 02:17:43 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me

I thought of that one while trying to save some chickens.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 15, 2018, 03:41:52 PM
 If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 16, 2018, 11:32:08 AM
Fear not, for I have redeemed you, I have summoned you by name, you are mine. Isaiah 43:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: HaMeR on September 16, 2018, 01:41:03 PM
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance

Its called oppression by the left.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2018, 03:40:27 PM
 running out of epoxy while making knives signals a lack of preparation .  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 18, 2018, 07:00:01 PM

 There are a LOT of rude and disrespectful people in this world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 18, 2018, 07:56:10 PM
Once ou have it figured out, think again. :madd: :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2018, 04:36:13 PM
 Question of the day ;    Why do women put a "pound " sign in front of the MeToo  ?   :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 19, 2018, 06:09:24 PM
When you need a 24mm deep socket, you will find everyone but. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM
 Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 20, 2018, 08:05:31 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 21, 2018, 09:18:36 AM
Yep, it does snow in the summer. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2018, 10:54:31 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:

  HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2018, 10:57:18 PM
Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2018, 02:01:28 PM
 when buying hogs, you can save money if you give the seller a quart of shine well before you begin negotiating.  :yoyo: :innocentwhistle: :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 23, 2018, 10:47:14 AM
If everything seems to be under control, you are just not going fast enough.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2018, 11:17:40 AM

 Yea , they shall sing the ways of the Lord, for great is the glory of the Lord. Psalm 138:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 24, 2018, 05:54:25 PM
an ostrich's eyes are bigger than its' brain .  ( I know people like that ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 25, 2018, 07:33:58 AM
Just cause you think you know why something ain't working don't make it so. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 25, 2018, 04:33:28 PM
gnats love beer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2018, 04:10:00 PM

 A socialist is someone who wants to give your money to illegal aliens but NOT to homeless American veterans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2018, 05:49:59 PM
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 28, 2018, 05:24:41 PM
watching congress is like watching a man with no hands trying to wipe his a$$ .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 29, 2018, 12:08:09 PM

 sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 29, 2018, 01:17:40 PM
Geese don't always fly the same route. :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 30, 2018, 04:41:22 PM
Though the Lord be high, yet hath he respect for the lowly, but the proud he knoweth afar off. Psalms 138:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 30, 2018, 06:40:41 PM
Though the Lord be high,


He smokes too[also]?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2018, 03:10:08 PM
To win without risk is to triumph without glory. Pierre Corneille
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 02, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it. Lysasnder Spooner
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 02, 2018, 08:08:34 PM
Grouchy wife = sucks :pout:.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2018, 06:01:20 PM
In wine there is  wisdom , in beer there is freedom , in water there is bacteria. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 04, 2018, 09:06:54 AM
A very wise man was Mr. Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 04, 2018, 05:03:26 PM
a stitch in time saves 9 . Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 05, 2018, 09:51:15 AM
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2018, 04:21:00 PM
Flying kites during a lightning storm is electrifying !   :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 07, 2018, 11:13:41 AM
Deliver me , o Lord, from mine enemies, I flee unto  thee to hide me . Psalms 143:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 08, 2018, 04:40:17 PM
replacing a faucet can make you want a beer...……. or 6 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2018, 05:05:15 PM
Don't cast pearls before swine
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 11, 2018, 01:37:01 PM
 After an argument with my wife, I like to tighten all the lids on the jars so I can say, " Oh you need me now " ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 12, 2018, 07:00:42 PM
There's nothing like being in the woods in the fall
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 12, 2018, 09:05:40 PM
Grand kids can get you in trouble without even trying. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 13, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2018, 11:44:48 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:

   :laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2018, 12:04:46 PM
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but sometimes I let her sleep.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 13, 2018, 03:25:11 PM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:

   :laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!

Ya like puke do ya?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2018, 10:19:43 AM
Teach me to do thy will , for thou art my God , thy spirit is good ; lead me into the land of uprightness. Psalms 143:10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2018, 02:36:39 PM
If you're wrong and shut up, you are wise. If you're right and shut up, you are married.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2018, 04:00:46 PM
The most used sexual position is doggie style;  the husband sits and begs and the wife plays dead.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 16, 2018, 08:53:12 PM
Watching an idiot siphon is great entertainment. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 08:25:30 AM
dressing fish with an electric knife is much faster......visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2018, 02:01:53 PM
nice haul Chief ! 

  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 04:57:36 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:14:11 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...

  Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:16:01 PM
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a beer gut and a bald  head and still think they are sexy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 18, 2018, 05:03:42 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...

  Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
busy here too..daughter is building a new house that takes up all my time...going to try and get in some more fishing.didnt get to go ginseng hunting but 5 times..got around a pound of dry root....take care...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2018, 02:18:38 PM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 19, 2018, 05:06:50 PM
43 more crappie today......tip is... crappie and cold beer go great together.....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2018, 01:43:23 PM
Amen to that Chief !

  A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 21, 2018, 11:53:15 AM
The blessing of the Lord , it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow to it. Proverbs 10:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2018, 05:55:29 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 23, 2018, 09:24:33 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.

I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2018, 03:20:40 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.

I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:

 :laf: :laf:

  You can easily judge  the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2018, 03:29:38 PM
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2018, 04:57:31 PM
 The thing that separates the American Christian from every other person on earth is that he would rather die on his feet than live on his knees. George Washington
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Post by: bambam on October 27, 2018, 12:33:47 PM
 A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.
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Post by: bambam on October 28, 2018, 08:47:28 AM
The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him, but the desire of the righteous shall be granted . Proverbs 10:24
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Post by: bambam on October 29, 2018, 04:17:38 PM
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
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Post by: remrogers on October 29, 2018, 08:32:07 PM
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
That and a good skimming.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2018, 04:01:07 PM
Every normal man must be tempted , at times , to spit on his hands , hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Post by: pitw on October 30, 2018, 04:55:47 PM
Women like clean tooooooooooooo much. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2018, 02:47:05 PM
It is better to be alone than in bad company
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Post by: pitw on October 31, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
It is better to be alone than in bad company

Like [L]. :noway:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2018, 04:12:47 PM
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 02, 2018, 08:53:49 AM
A hunter shouldn't tell the landowner where he is hunting to "get the [L] outta here". :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on November 03, 2018, 11:11:42 AM
The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
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Post by: bambam on November 04, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
the fear of the Lord prolongeth days , but the years of the wicked shall be shortened. Proverbs 10:27
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Post by: bambam on November 05, 2018, 02:08:27 PM
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
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Post by: pitw on November 05, 2018, 09:10:00 PM
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Uh oh. :sad:
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Post by: bambam on November 06, 2018, 04:01:20 PM
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth
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Post by: bambam on November 07, 2018, 04:53:02 PM
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument
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Post by: pitw on November 07, 2018, 07:20:56 PM
Ignorant man don't take a knife to a gunfight. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 08, 2018, 04:59:21 PM
watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a Stradivarius to a gorilla.
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Post by: bambam on November 09, 2018, 12:16:40 PM
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall . Confucius
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Post by: pitw on November 09, 2018, 07:36:24 PM
Every once in a spell doing nothing was the right thing. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 10, 2018, 09:02:58 AM
forgive your enemy but remember the prick's name
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Post by: bambam on November 11, 2018, 10:04:02 AM
The righteous shall never be removed , but the wicked shall not inherit the earth. Proverbs 10:30
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Post by: bambam on November 12, 2018, 03:21:03 PM
Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
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Post by: bambam on November 13, 2018, 05:14:32 PM

  Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
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Post by: pitw on November 13, 2018, 09:40:27 PM
^^^ made me snort. :biggrin:
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Post by: bambam on November 14, 2018, 04:22:43 PM
alcohol does not solve problems, but neither does milk
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Post by: pitw on November 14, 2018, 07:21:23 PM
Critters learn which land is safe. :shrug:
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Post by: bambam on November 15, 2018, 10:50:48 AM

 Anytime you see a turtle on top of a fencepost , you know he had some help. Alex Hayley
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Post by: bambam on November 16, 2018, 03:12:27 PM
There are 2 ways to live your life ; one is as though nothing is a miracle, and one is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein
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Post by: pitw on November 16, 2018, 06:37:50 PM
Pick one. :readthis:
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Post by: bambam on November 17, 2018, 11:07:51 AM
ice flying off a moving vehicle can be dangerous .
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Post by: bambam on November 18, 2018, 10:56:08 AM

 Riches profit not in the day of wrath , but righteousness delivereth from death . proverbs 11  : 4
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Post by: pitw on November 18, 2018, 03:25:12 PM
Deer season and wrecked trucks go hand in hand. :confused:
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Post by: bambam on November 19, 2018, 06:13:25 PM
watching a bobcat stalk a deer is better than any TV show  ever made.
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Post by: pitw on November 19, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Who won?
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Post by: bambam on November 19, 2018, 08:14:40 PM
Who won?

  RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .
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Post by: pitw on November 19, 2018, 09:33:49 PM
Who won?

  RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .

That would have been cool as [L] to witness. :yoyo: :yoyo:

Did ya forget your gun again. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:02:37 PM
HAHA , no we had a gun . Illegal to shoot small game the first  3 days of buck season. Another one of those stupid West Virginia laws.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:04:12 PM
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes .  :doh2: :argh:
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Post by: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:05:39 PM
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes .  :doh2: :argh:

Is this due to more stupid laws, or is your window roller downer broke? :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:07:53 PM
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 07:29:44 PM
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:

  Did you just send more out-of-staters to the local nudist colony ?   :highclap: :yoyo:
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Post by: Okanagan on November 21, 2018, 08:22:51 AM
 :laf:

Along that line, never trust the directions if you ask an older Indian man, nor any other info he supplies if you ask.  Solemnly delivered pranks are an art form.  A game warden near Kamloops checked a Vancouver city fellow who was proud of some magpies he had killed with his shotgun.  He had stopped and asked some Native men east of Kamloops where to hunt pheasants and they gave him permission to hunt Holstein pheasants on their Rez...
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Post by: bambam on November 21, 2018, 01:57:43 PM
6-year-olds are very fidgety on a deer stand.
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Post by: bambam on November 23, 2018, 09:38:29 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:
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Post by: bambam on November 24, 2018, 01:43:41 PM
Some people never run out of stupid questions
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Post by: pitw on November 24, 2018, 02:16:09 PM
Firewood warms you more than twice. :yoyo:
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Post by: bambam on November 25, 2018, 12:08:21 PM
The wicked worketh a deceitful work, but to him that soweth righteousness shall be a sure reward. Proverbs 11:18
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Post by: pitw on November 25, 2018, 06:21:32 PM
Sometimes not shooting is the right choice. :whew:
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Post by: JohnP on November 25, 2018, 07:17:32 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:

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Post by: FinsnFur on November 25, 2018, 09:14:24 PM
Johnc :alscalls: :congrats:
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Post by: bambam on November 26, 2018, 03:55:33 PM
going back to work after vacation really sucks .
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Post by: bambam on November 27, 2018, 03:37:12 PM

 A $300 or $30 watch both tell the same time
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Post by: pitw on November 27, 2018, 08:28:14 PM
If your wife for whatever reason happens to forget her cell phone at home, don't, I repeat don't hide the Fn thing as a joke. :shock2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad3: :mad3: :mad3: :sad3: :sad3:
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Post by: Yotehntr on November 28, 2018, 12:52:16 AM
I work maintenance, my go to line...  :wo: "Well if this don't fix it... it's probably something else".
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 28, 2018, 03:16:57 PM

  Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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Post by: bambam on November 29, 2018, 05:00:47 PM

 frozen water hose slows down butchering
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Post by: FinsnFur on December 02, 2018, 09:06:12 AM
Some of these tips.. :alscalls: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 02, 2018, 09:35:20 AM
A 1/2 cup of water strategically placed on the bed of a sleeping person can sure make for downward pointed eyeballs. :originalhahaha:
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Post by: pitw on December 03, 2018, 08:23:13 PM
Using a guests toothbrush to clean the toilet will certainly keep you from having that guest as a guest again if they find out. :innocentwhistle:
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Post by: FinsnFur on December 03, 2018, 09:17:55 PM
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:
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Post by: pitw on December 03, 2018, 09:46:42 PM
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:

Not anymore. :shrug:
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Post by: Okanagan on December 03, 2018, 11:51:15 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:

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Post by: bambam on December 07, 2018, 04:36:53 PM
  power surges can sure F up a lot of appliances.  :argh: :argh:
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Post by: bambam on December 08, 2018, 03:34:25 PM
 
 Whoever does not regard what he has as ample wealth , is unhappy, though he be master of the world.
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Post by: bambam on December 09, 2018, 09:14:32 AM
Blessed be the Lord , my strength , which teacheth my hands to war , and my fingers to fight.
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Post by: pitw on December 09, 2018, 09:50:22 AM
If you pick the lesser of two evils, you are still picking an evil.
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Post by: remrogers on December 10, 2018, 08:43:13 AM
That is called "voting".
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Post by: chieftain on December 10, 2018, 11:18:53 AM
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Post by: bambam on December 10, 2018, 04:02:11 PM
Congrats Chief !!!!!!!!! 

 
 The older I get , the better I used to be. Lee Trevino
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Post by: bambam on December 11, 2018, 04:17:37 PM

 There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all . Peter Drucker
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Post by: pitw on December 11, 2018, 05:13:13 PM
You will find in your life that being right doesn't mean pooh at times. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 12, 2018, 01:35:46 PM

 The greatest mistake we make is living in constant fear that we will make one. John Maxwell
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Post by: bambam on December 13, 2018, 04:45:27 PM
insurance companies suck
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Post by: bambam on December 14, 2018, 11:52:34 AM

 fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems.  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 14, 2018, 12:33:37 PM

 fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems.  :argh: :doh2:

This is more fact than tip. :doh2:

Gosh I've always enjoyed the copper fittings that tou screw up more joints than you fix upon heating. :laf:
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Post by: bambam on December 16, 2018, 09:54:38 AM

 Man is like to vanity , his days are as a shadow that passeth away . Psalm 144:4
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Post by: bambam on December 17, 2018, 04:00:31 PM

 If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our lives with his lies. Karl Kraus
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Post by: pitw on December 17, 2018, 08:27:52 PM
Sex is for folk who ain't got nothing better to do. :innocentwhistle:
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Post by: bambam on December 18, 2018, 02:26:00 PM
If we open a quarrel between past and present we shall find that we have lost the future. Winston Churchill
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Post by: bambam on December 19, 2018, 04:02:37 PM

 Blame my lack of knowing better on public education. Osborne Brothers
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Post by: bambam on December 20, 2018, 03:47:34 PM

 some people should use glue stick instead of chapstick.
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Post by: bambam on December 21, 2018, 01:53:48 PM
A  busted jar when you are canning makes a BIG mess .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 21, 2018, 02:03:00 PM
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on December 22, 2018, 12:29:04 PM
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:

  Been there !  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 22, 2018, 12:31:13 PM
 Burning a rubber boot to try and seal a leak can create some noxious fumes and really irritate the wife.
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Post by: pitw on December 22, 2018, 02:00:55 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can  :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2018, 12:03:24 PM
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can  :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:

  My boot isn't leaking now, but I'm banned to the ram pasture.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2018, 12:09:21 PM

 Remember the true meaning of Christmas is not about getting presents, it's about the birth of our savior, Jesus Christ.
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Post by: bambam on December 24, 2018, 02:11:04 PM

 Don't store tanned hides in a damp place .  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 24, 2018, 03:01:42 PM
Chickadees are entertaining.
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Post by: remrogers on December 25, 2018, 01:12:40 AM
Right or wrong, make a decision. The roads are littered with squirrels that couldn't make a decision.
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Post by: chieftain on December 25, 2018, 06:37:09 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
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Post by: pitw on December 25, 2018, 04:01:04 PM
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim.  You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:07:51 PM
 always check how many eggs are in the carton before cooking breakfast .  :doh2: :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:08:36 PM
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim.  You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.

   :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:12:04 PM

 Today in the city of David, there has been born for you a savior, who is Christ the Lord.
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Post by: bambam on December 26, 2018, 03:05:36 PM
Cocaine increases bee dancing.  ( Our guvment spent $ 243,000.00 on this study ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 26, 2018, 03:37:18 PM
New Canadians[as well as a whack of old ones] need to learn how to drive after every snow fall. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 27, 2018, 04:28:31 PM

 getting salt in a cut will make you dance too.
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Post by: pitw on December 27, 2018, 05:57:43 PM
Taking a 3 yyear old shopping is most entertaining and frustrating at the same time. :pout:
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Post by: pitw on December 28, 2018, 06:19:20 PM
Wrapping a present with a three year old takes at least three rolls of tape, a big roll of paper and better stomach muscles than the strongest man alive to keep it from hurting with laughter :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:.  I also don't want to know what the sound on the stairs was as he returned a couple rolls downstairs[granny likes surprises tooooo. :innocentwhistle:
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Post by: bambam on December 28, 2018, 06:37:46 PM

 If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Post by: bambam on December 29, 2018, 10:12:00 AM

 A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
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Post by: bambam on December 30, 2018, 11:51:03 AM

 A good man obtaineth favour of the Lord, but a man of wicked devices will he condemn . Proverbs 12 : 2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

 Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.
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Post by: pitw on December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM

 Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:
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Post by: bambam on January 02, 2019, 02:04:59 PM

 Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:

  Yes they were.  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 02, 2019, 02:23:24 PM

 America produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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Post by: bambam on January 03, 2019, 03:15:37 PM

 Strong people don't put others down :  they lift them up and then slam them to the ground for maximum damage.
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Post by: bambam on January 05, 2019, 12:32:12 PM

 If you think nobody cares if you're alive , just try missing a couple payments .
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Post by: bambam on January 06, 2019, 02:18:09 PM
I will extol thee , my God , O King , and I will bless they name for ever and ever . Psalm 145:1
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Post by: bambam on January 07, 2019, 03:55:43 PM
always read the fine print .  :readthis: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 08, 2019, 03:05:03 PM

 Just think of the devastation that your bad luck may have saved you from.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 09, 2019, 02:53:58 PM

 How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 09, 2019, 05:58:24 PM
Kids appear to learn by making the same mistakes their folks made. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 10, 2019, 07:58:06 PM

 Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open
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Post by: bambam on January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM

 people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 11, 2019, 08:20:16 PM

 people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.

with a lot of friends. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 12, 2019, 02:05:59 PM

 People who are late are often much jollier than those waiting on them.
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Post by: bambam on January 13, 2019, 10:47:33 AM

 He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness, but a false witness deceit. Proverbs 12 : 17
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 14, 2019, 03:12:45 PM

 Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
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Post by: bambam on January 15, 2019, 12:32:59 PM

 Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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Post by: bambam on January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM

 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Post by: bambam on January 17, 2019, 05:02:52 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;

  The most painful place to be stung by a bee is on the genitals.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 17, 2019, 07:47:37 PM

 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Any good shortcut will add at least two hours to your trip.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 18, 2019, 03:33:49 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 172,000.00 ) ;

  Walking with coffee causes it to spill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 19, 2019, 12:54:56 PM

 hunting in the snow is fun, even if you don't fire a shot.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 20, 2019, 09:27:21 AM

 Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 21, 2019, 05:32:53 PM

 Government study ( cost $5 million ) ;

  Drunk birds slur when they sing
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 22, 2019, 02:09:30 PM

 Government study ( cost $  855,000.00  ) ;

  Republicans are more likely to be disgusted by eating worms than democrats. .

   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 23, 2019, 02:09:43 PM
 Government study ( cost $ 390,000.00 );

  A dog can shake 70% of the water off its fur in 4 seconds.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 24, 2019, 04:31:30 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 1,1 million ) ;

  Cheerleaders are more attractive when in a group.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 25, 2019, 04:02:05 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 1 million  ) ;

  Chimpanzees prefer Indian and African music.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 26, 2019, 04:29:59 PM

 cutting firewood on a cold day warms you up in a hurry.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 27, 2019, 10:13:33 AM

 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are his delight . Proverbs 12:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 28, 2019, 03:57:08 PM

  Government study ( cost $ 1.9 million ) ;

  Humans " might " have been able to outrun dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 29, 2019, 07:35:23 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:

  No doubt Chief, how are you doing ? Guess it's cold out there. Cold here, and windy. Finally got a little wood cut Saturday, glad I got a load of coal, I'd be out of wood already.

  Here's another one :

  Here's another government study that only cost $ 1 million :

  Yawning is contagious.

  We need to vote out all those idiots.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on January 30, 2019, 07:43:24 AM
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2019, 03:53:28 PM
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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  That's awesome Chief !  Haven't seen any turkeys here for a while. I'm not going to complain about our 8 degrees . Not sure what the wind chill is but it's blowing like heck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2019, 03:54:48 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 2.6 million ) ;

  Being a liberal is genetic.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 31, 2019, 04:09:35 PM

 The best form of birth control after age 50 is nudity.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 01, 2019, 02:55:19 PM
 Government study ( cost $ 753,000.oo ) ;

  Butterflies are the hairiest creatures on earth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 02, 2019, 01:37:54 PM

 And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round …. and He laughed and laughed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 03, 2019, 10:44:32 AM

 The hand of the diligent shall bear rule , but the slothful shall be under tribute. Proverbs 12:24
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 04, 2019, 03:54:43 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 331,000.00 )

  an elephant and a cat both take 18 seconds to pee.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 05, 2019, 03:35:32 PM

 Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 06, 2019, 05:15:38 PM

 There are 2 sides to every story...….. and then there is the truth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 07, 2019, 05:33:50 PM

 The trouble with up is there's always a down. Brad Paisley
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Post by: chieftain on February 08, 2019, 02:55:07 PM
my buddy finished my mountain man coat so I picked it up today.....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: bambam on February 08, 2019, 04:11:34 PM

Looks good Chief !!!  I  Like the turkey beards .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 08, 2019, 04:12:34 PM

 Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it will get you the right friends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 09, 2019, 12:45:07 PM

 shoveling shale helps work out stiff muscles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 10, 2019, 07:55:14 AM

 He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life , but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction. Proverbs 13:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 11, 2019, 06:33:32 PM

 Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 11, 2019, 07:52:06 PM

 Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.

Says you.  :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 12, 2019, 05:43:55 PM

 Government study (  cost $ 3. 9 million ) ;

  steroids make goldfish appear sexy .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 13, 2019, 04:14:32 PM

 A woman's work is never done because they don't get up early enough.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 14, 2019, 01:32:45 PM

 Strong people don't put others down . They lift them up. Michael Watson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 15, 2019, 02:22:23 PM

 The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 16, 2019, 10:50:09 AM

 Live every day like it's your last, because someday it will be.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 17, 2019, 11:29:13 AM

 A righteous man hateth lying, but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame. Proverbs 13 : 5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 18, 2019, 02:23:32 PM

 If you brush your teeth in the dark, don't keep the toothpaste tube next to the Preparation H .  :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 19, 2019, 03:18:44 PM

 Most humans have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 21, 2019, 01:56:50 PM

 If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 21, 2019, 06:31:15 PM
or alone. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on February 21, 2019, 08:45:41 PM
LOL Barry :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 22, 2019, 03:07:17 PM

 meeting up  with old friends makes a bad day better.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 24, 2019, 12:43:26 PM

 Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart, wait, I say on the Lord.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on February 24, 2019, 06:20:20 PM
New friends can be made, but old friends are hard to come by.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 24, 2019, 11:00:40 PM
Killing things just cause you can is not always the best policy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 25, 2019, 03:50:57 PM

 Don't trust a 21- year old starter .  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 26, 2019, 04:37:03 PM

 It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in  a war .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 27, 2019, 04:37:09 PM

 Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 28, 2019, 03:47:06 PM

  A swarm of bees looks like trouble but it makes honey
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 01, 2019, 04:01:36 PM

  The 2 party system is separate  cheeks of the same butt ,  and voters get what comes out of the middle .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 03, 2019, 11:23:32 AM

 Only by pride cometh contention , but with the well advised is wisdom . Proverbs 13 : 10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 04, 2019, 03:19:35 PM

 What is done in the dark will always come to light.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 05, 2019, 02:59:04 PM

 Guns don't kill people , testifying against Hillary does.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 06, 2019, 04:00:07 PM

 Cut out a man's tongue and you don't prove him a liar, only that you are afraid of what he has to say.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 07, 2019, 04:07:08 PM

 The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 07, 2019, 07:17:58 PM

 The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.

Living in an uninhabitable area[to almost everyone] seems to work. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 08, 2019, 04:02:59 PM

  The American Christian is different from every other person on the face of the earth because we will die on our feet before we will live on our knees. George Washington
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 09, 2019, 07:20:54 PM

 From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 09, 2019, 10:29:28 PM

 From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson

What did he die of?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2019, 09:44:02 AM

 From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson

What did he die of?

  I don't know. Maybe wore himself out breeding his slaves ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2019, 09:45:31 AM

  Every day I will bless thee , and I will praise thy name for ever and ever. Psalm 145:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 11, 2019, 03:15:31 PM

  We could say the government spends money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because they are spending their own money. Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 12, 2019, 04:34:07 PM

 Never interfere with your enemy while he is destroying himself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 13, 2019, 04:10:44 PM

 some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug .  :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 15, 2019, 06:11:48 PM

 bigamy  is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 16, 2019, 02:07:22 PM

  A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 17, 2019, 12:41:28 PM

 Great is the Lord , and greatly to be praised , and his greatness is unsearchable. Psalm 145:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 18, 2019, 03:01:02 PM

  Don't steal ; the government hates competition .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 19, 2019, 02:21:30 PM

  The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 20, 2019, 03:05:08 PM

 You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. Elmo Phillips.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 21, 2019, 02:58:41 PM

 When you reach the end of your rope , tie a knot and hang on. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 22, 2019, 04:42:18 PM

  When a friend is in trouble, don't ask if there is anything you can do , think up something and do it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 22, 2019, 09:54:01 PM
A knife down 8 feet in water is useless. :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 23, 2019, 05:52:04 PM

 Arguing with a hard-headed drunk is a waste of time.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 24, 2019, 10:38:43 AM
Butchering a couple hogs with lads you raised and taught is fun[in one lads word]. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 24, 2019, 01:15:21 PM

 I will speak of the glorious honor of thy majesty, and of thy wondrous works. Psalm 145:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 25, 2019, 03:09:17 PM

 One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 26, 2019, 03:19:51 PM

 The game sure is weird sometimes, but you can't kill them if you don't pull the trigger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 27, 2019, 04:04:33 PM

 Be at war with your vices, , at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 27, 2019, 05:04:52 PM
There is a reason some in the litter are runts.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 28, 2019, 03:47:12 PM

 Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people . Theodore Roosevelt .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 29, 2019, 04:10:46 PM

 Real  generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 30, 2019, 01:03:38 PM

 There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 31, 2019, 09:26:02 AM

 You never know God is all you need until God is all you have .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 01, 2019, 05:01:45 PM

 Wishing will never be a substitute for prayer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 01, 2019, 07:31:50 PM
Not all grocery store plastic bags are made equal.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 02, 2019, 09:23:02 AM
Cats shouldn't step in traps set for a skunk. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 02, 2019, 01:43:42 PM

 The great questions of the day will not be settled by speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 03, 2019, 03:47:25 PM

 We hang the petty thieves and elect the great ones to office. Aesop
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 03, 2019, 07:03:43 PM
Shooting a skunk between the shoulder from above seems to keep them from spraying. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 04, 2019, 04:09:19 PM

  Chains are worse than bayonets .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 05, 2019, 03:34:30 PM

 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 07, 2019, 12:39:20 PM

 When God speaks , oftentimes his voice will call for an act of courage on our part.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 08, 2019, 01:43:59 PM

 It's always to early to quit.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 09, 2019, 03:21:05 PM

 Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines. Satchel Paige
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 09, 2019, 09:57:39 PM
Pulling the seat outta a 34 year old vehicle nets one a bunch of treasures. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 10, 2019, 01:33:36 PM
A second set of eyeballs can be invaluable. :biggrin:

I looked at a piece of equipment and liked what I saw so sent the dropper over to check it out.  His report on return had me  :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: so much I'm addled now :pout:.  Sure glad I didn't buy it. :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 10, 2019, 05:02:16 PM

 Feeding catfish on a warm spring day makes you forget about winter.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 11, 2019, 04:39:51 PM

 happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 11, 2019, 08:05:28 PM

 happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
sure is..
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 12, 2019, 05:06:53 PM
Howdy Chief !  Hope all is well. Gonna dig some more ramps tomorrow.

 
  If America was a tree, liberals would root for the termites. Greg Gutfeld.

 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 13, 2019, 01:42:39 PM

 Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 14, 2019, 11:59:24 AM

 and men shall speak of the might of thy terrible acts ; and I will declare thy greatness . Psalm 145:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 15, 2019, 04:05:48 PM

 There are no shortcuts to anywhere worth going .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 16, 2019, 05:54:39 PM

 An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life . Robert Heinlein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 17, 2019, 04:37:21 PM

 Fixing one problem sometimes exposes another .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 18, 2019, 05:20:51 PM

 Don't do something permanently stupid because you are temporarily upset.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2019, 12:10:35 PM

 It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died . Rather we should thank God that such men lived. Gen. George S. Patton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 19, 2019, 01:22:46 PM
Never underestimate the power of home made pickles. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2019, 02:40:49 PM

 Hearing gobblers on a fine spring morning is good for the soul.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 20, 2019, 06:08:25 PM
Having an interval of 1 year between a shave and haircut makes for happy birds. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2019, 10:09:28 AM

 The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8

  Have a blessed Easter everyone.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on April 21, 2019, 10:27:45 AM

 The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8

  ...

And its a good thing for me that He is!

Yes, have a great Easter, everyone!

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 21, 2019, 10:58:28 AM
easter comes from the pagan word eastra. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2019, 04:25:50 PM

 Trust your own instinct, your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 23, 2019, 03:53:49 PM

 Life is like a stubborn mule ;  it won't  back up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 24, 2019, 05:39:59 PM

  Morels sometimes grow where you don't expect them.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 25, 2019, 12:41:25 PM
they don't grow under water,been raining here for a month...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2019, 05:01:08 PM

 The difference between the KKK and the Supreme Court is that the members of the Supreme Court dress up  in black robes and scare white people .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 25, 2019, 07:43:53 PM
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
...way to go,the bigger the better .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2019, 04:24:55 PM

" It's a good day for makin' things right."  Robert Duvall ,  Open Range.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2019, 07:01:29 PM

 You can't learn to succeed until you learn to fail.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 28, 2019, 10:30:13 AM

 The Lord is good to all , and his tender mercies are over all his works . Psalm 145 : 9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 29, 2019, 05:46:39 PM

 You can't understand courage until you have had to face fear and deal with it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 01, 2019, 03:20:47 PM
finally quit raining for a few hours this morning,found 63, most were fresh....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2019, 07:18:14 PM
Nice haul there Chief !!!  Yum Yum . Took my granddaughter fishing last evening . She caught 9 bluegills and a bass.  Fish, mushroom, and ramp fry coming soon .  :yoyo:

  Never trust a pharmacy to count your pills correctly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2019, 08:19:37 AM

 You can't learn to stand up for yourself until you have no option of backing out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 04, 2019, 02:27:36 PM
catfish love muddy water and nightcrawlers....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2019, 06:36:17 PM
Another nice haul Chief. Roxann caught the first cat of the year out of our pond this evening. We Graduated RayElla from college this morning !!!!!!  She is now a registered nurse. A dang good day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 04, 2019, 10:47:36 PM
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo:  Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2019, 10:52:01 AM
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo:  Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:

  HAHA . Thanks Barry , I'll tell her.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2019, 10:52:53 AM

 All thy works shall praise thee , O Lord, and thy saints shall bless thee. Psalm 145 :10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 05, 2019, 06:47:59 PM
congrats to  RayElla ,it aint easy, my daughter is a nurse....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 06, 2019, 05:17:57 PM

 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2019, 05:12:12 PM

 My wife has a slight speech impediment. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 07, 2019, 06:28:56 PM
Good night missus M'Gilacutti, Whereever you are.   Jimmy Durante
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2019, 06:11:46 PM

 We could certainly slow down the aging process if it had to work its way through congress. Will Rogers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2019, 06:01:51 PM

 Don't worry about avoiding temptation . As you grow older, it will avoid you. Winston Churchill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 10, 2019, 05:51:19 PM

  Cardiologist's diet ; if it tastes good, spit it out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 11, 2019, 10:08:39 AM
Life is terminal. Enjoy it while you can.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2019, 10:54:52 AM

 They shall speak of the glory of thy kingdom , and talk of thy power. Psalm 145:11
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2019, 06:19:31 PM
One thing I love about conservative women is that I never have to ask myself, " Is that a woman ? "
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 14, 2019, 05:33:22 PM

 You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts . If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad.  Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2019, 04:51:42 PM

  To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2019, 03:08:11 PM

 14 million kids live in poverty in America , but democrats fight for illegal aliens.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2019, 03:32:15 PM

 The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 19, 2019, 09:55:53 AM

 The Lord upholdeth all that fall , and raiseth up all those that be bowed down. Psalm 145 :14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 20, 2019, 04:00:38 PM

 THey sent more troops and arms to arrest Roger Stone than to defend Benghazi .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2019, 05:08:48 PM

 " Make-up can cover up a lot of evil, my man " . Phil Robertson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2019, 04:24:51 PM

 It only took 10 years for democratic socialists to destroy Venezuela .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2019, 05:11:42 PM

 A new poll confirms that 1 in 3 liberals are as stupid as the other 2 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 24, 2019, 03:10:10 PM

 aim small miss small.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 24, 2019, 05:48:27 PM
Blood usually means he "ain't OK", but could be slightly wounded. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 27, 2019, 10:49:13 AM

 God bless all the brave men and women who have sacrificed for our country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 28, 2019, 08:23:17 AM
Finding a small nut in a big shop vac can be tedious. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 28, 2019, 03:26:34 PM

 
  A socialist is a communist who does not yet have the power to take everything from the citizens at gunpoint.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2019, 02:00:56 PM

 Getting off work early and having lots to do outside is a sure way to make it rain.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2019, 08:11:04 PM

 Vote republican , they might not be perfect, but the other side is insane.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2019, 06:56:43 PM

 The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death. Proverbs 13:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2019, 08:40:32 PM

 wives and daughters can make a man drink.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2019, 05:47:24 PM

  Liberals feel the same about firearms as they do about wealth ; it's OK for them but not for you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 05, 2019, 09:31:14 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.

You met a couple of my old girl friends?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on June 06, 2019, 08:05:20 AM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.

You met a couple of my old girl friends?

Heck, I probably dated a few of them.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 06, 2019, 03:05:10 PM

 The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 07, 2019, 04:16:45 PM

 We spend $ 18 billion a year on healthcare for illegals and can't find $ 5 billion for a wall.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 09, 2019, 03:05:46 PM
 meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 09, 2019, 06:51:08 PM
meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.

 :yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 10, 2019, 02:50:30 PM

 The bad people in the world make you appreciate the good people even more.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 10, 2019, 05:53:30 PM
A rough field can sure piss one off  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2019, 05:49:45 PM

 A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 11, 2019, 06:44:01 PM

 A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too.  :argh:

Them I can do something about. 
Losing a day of work cause of someone else's ineptness makes you so happy you might just cry. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2019, 03:07:47 PM

 The same media who said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning now says Pres. Trump's ratings are low.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 13, 2019, 05:15:27 PM

 No border walls and no voter ID laws. Have you figured it out yet ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2019, 04:34:57 PM

 Democrats don't want unvaccinated kids in our schools but want millions of unvaccinated illegals in our country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 16, 2019, 09:50:23 AM

 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise , but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 16, 2019, 04:10:57 PM
Maybe a guy shouldn't try and earn a living on fathers day. :iroll:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 17, 2019, 04:59:21 PM

 A stuck PTO shaft can sure screw up your plans for the day.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 18, 2019, 01:17:56 PM

 A group of baboons is called a congress.  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 19, 2019, 08:23:56 PM
Telling an annoying customer to enjoy sex and travel is soooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo much fun. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 20, 2019, 09:32:30 AM
Young men and their friends can do stuff an old fart would take two days to do in a couple hours. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 20, 2019, 12:59:01 PM

 Every woman has a right to be believed, unless you are raped by a democrat. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2019, 12:35:16 PM

 Digging cattails out of a drainage ditch by hand is an exercise in futility.  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2019, 08:24:02 AM

 Vacation days go by waaaaaaaaaay faster than work days .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on June 24, 2019, 10:34:02 AM
The worst day fishing is better then the best day at work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 25, 2019, 03:23:15 PM

 Don't listen to people who walk on their knuckles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2019, 04:20:14 PM

 The best way to amass a small fortune is to inherit a large fortune.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2019, 03:02:00 PM

 The electoral college worked great until Hillary lost , now liberals want to abolish it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 28, 2019, 03:29:28 PM

 Freedom is not free
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 28, 2019, 04:15:47 PM
cows may not fly but they sure as [L] can jump.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 29, 2019, 09:35:53 PM

 The difference between E.T. and illegal aliens is that E. T. learned to speak English and went home.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 30, 2019, 10:49:52 AM

 Evil pursueth sinners,but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs 13:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 30, 2019, 12:13:00 PM
Missing church to watch a wet tshirt contest is a no brainer. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2019, 05:59:37 PM

 Getting free firewood already cut is a gift from God !!!!!! :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2019, 02:18:27 PM

 Someone who walks 3000 miles across Mexico and shows up overweight and holding a cellphone is NOT a refugee.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 02, 2019, 04:05:29 PM
A plugged air line to the air govenor on a big truck can wreck a portion of your day.   :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 03, 2019, 03:07:33 PM

    You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 04, 2019, 09:47:24 PM

 God bless America , God bless President Trump, and God bless gunpowder.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 05, 2019, 09:30:51 AM
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:46:45 PM
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:

  Back in the ram pasture again ?  :nono:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:47:42 PM

 Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 05, 2019, 04:09:47 PM

 Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.

But having chicken for supper makes it all worthwhile.   :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2019, 04:28:06 PM

 You just can't beat live bait for catching fish .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 06, 2019, 04:48:02 PM
or dynamite. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2019, 08:32:25 AM

 He that spareth the rod hateth his son, but he that loveth him chsteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2019, 06:19:38 PM

 It's good news to see another big-name pedophile arrested !!!   :yoyo:

  Now castrate the ba$tid .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 09, 2019, 06:37:25 PM

  You can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 10, 2019, 05:41:53 PM

 People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars.  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 11, 2019, 07:09:15 AM
People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars.  :madd:

Or as I like to think of them a POS.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 12, 2019, 03:28:26 PM

 Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 12, 2019, 11:49:45 PM

 Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:

Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 13, 2019, 09:36:48 AM

 Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:

Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
And we are all thankful for that!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 13, 2019, 09:45:00 PM
Man is not complete until he is married...……….. then he is finished.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2019, 04:00:43 PM

 Failure to latch the door can allow pheasants to escape the pen .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 15, 2019, 11:33:24 PM
If you wanna go on a diet, just suggest to your wife that she lose a few pounds. :doh2:   Guaranteed to lose weight at home.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 16, 2019, 06:41:08 PM

 Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 17, 2019, 09:37:04 AM

 Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Try forgetting one. Now that is expensive.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2019, 01:59:28 PM

 Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Try forgetting one. Now that is expensive.

   :laf: no doubt !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2019, 02:00:44 PM

  veterinarians are expensive too .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 18, 2019, 04:58:20 PM

  Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. Albert Einstein