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Title: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM

 The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on April 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
True dat :laf:
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Post by: bambam on April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.
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Post by: JohnP on April 21, 2018, 10:30:59 AM

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.

Amen!
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Post by: bambam on April 21, 2018, 04:54:18 PM

  Finding an arrowhead on top of a mountain is like winning the lottery !
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Post by: pitw on April 21, 2018, 05:52:06 PM
Old 70's Ford trucks with anauto tranny still jump outta park. :doh2:
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Post by: MI VHNTR on April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:
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Post by: pitw on April 21, 2018, 09:22:40 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls:
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Post by: nastygunz on April 21, 2018, 09:31:06 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls:

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2018, 02:47:09 PM
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Psalm 127:4
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Post by: bambam on April 23, 2018, 02:26:08 PM

 It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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Post by: bambam on April 24, 2018, 02:52:28 PM

 Kids in the back seat cause accidents .   Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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Post by: bambam on April 25, 2018, 02:30:50 PM

 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth .
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Post by: bambam on April 26, 2018, 02:16:35 PM

 Hockey is a sport for white men, basketball is a sport for black men, and golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps .
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Post by: bambam on April 27, 2018, 03:56:11 PM

 You can't add days to your life, so add more life to your days.
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Post by: bambam on April 28, 2018, 02:41:28 PM

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 29, 2018, 08:30:30 AM
Blessed is everyone that feareth the Lord , that walketh in his ways. Psalm 128:1
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Post by: remrogers on April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 30, 2018, 04:14:21 PM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.

  :laf:    When in doubt, just take the next small step .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
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Post by: pitw on May 01, 2018, 08:24:41 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.

Maybe you did. :shrug:
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Post by: remrogers on May 01, 2018, 08:37:20 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
That would be me................. ..sometimes.
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Post by: MI VHNTR on May 01, 2018, 09:17:03 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:54:55 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand.   :shrug:
 

Or 50 .  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes .  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 02, 2018, 08:22:18 PM
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes .  :eyebrow:

You thinking divorce? :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2018, 03:59:40 PM
 No way, I can't frickin cook .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2018, 04:28:45 PM
life is short- enjoy it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2018, 02:38:30 PM
good judgement comes from experience , and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .
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Post by: pitw on May 04, 2018, 09:43:25 PM
, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .

I used up mine and someone else's dose of that today. :rolleye:
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Post by: bambam on May 05, 2018, 10:50:28 AM
In nature there are neither rewards or punishments ; there are only consequences .
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Post by: bambam on May 06, 2018, 10:19:48 AM
For thou shalt eat  the labour of thine hands ; happy shalt thou be , and it shall be well with thee . Psalm 128:2
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Post by: bambam on May 07, 2018, 03:35:21 PM

There are 3 kinds of men : the ones who learn by reading, the ones who learn by observation, and the ones who have to pee on  the electric fence for themselves.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 07, 2018, 08:15:07 PM
  and the ones who have to pee on  the electric fence for themselves.

These are the one who get a charge outta life. ;yes;
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2018, 02:46:48 PM

Power flows through the barrel of a gun.
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Post by: bambam on May 09, 2018, 07:08:28 PM
I've learned there are only 2 things necessary to keep one's wife happy ; First , let her think she's having her way, and second , let her have it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on May 09, 2018, 10:11:14 PM
Wait...let her have what?  :eyebrow:
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Post by: bambam on May 10, 2018, 04:50:39 PM
Vegetarian is on old Indian word meaning bad hunter.
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Post by: bambam on May 11, 2018, 09:47:53 PM
It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty on the supposition that he may abuse it. George Washinton
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Post by: pitw on May 11, 2018, 10:15:07 PM
Things ain't always where ya think ya put em. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2018, 02:52:02 PM
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2018, 11:37:20 AM
Blessed is every one that feareth the Lord, that walketh in his ways Psalm 128:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 13, 2018, 06:44:39 PM
Mothers day sure makes the phone company money.
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Post by: bambam on May 14, 2018, 03:44:17 PM
Not all chemicals are bad. without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a key ingredient in beer.
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Post by: bambam on May 15, 2018, 06:16:38 PM

 Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must , like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. Thomas Paine
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Post by: bambam on May 16, 2018, 03:09:46 PM
Your job won't take care of you when you're sick, your friends and family will.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2018, 02:51:23 PM
In  fair weather prepare for foul .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 17, 2018, 07:14:27 PM
A wet, rainy day is a relief after a spell of hot and dry days.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 18, 2018, 03:18:25 PM
One man with a gun can control 100 without one. Lenin
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Post by: bambam on May 19, 2018, 05:06:24 PM
I wish to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle. Sitting Bull
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Post by: bambam on May 20, 2018, 08:26:18 AM
Except the Lord build the house , they labour in vain that build it …  Psalm 127:1
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Post by: pitw on May 20, 2018, 09:26:08 AM
Sleeping from 5pm to 5am sure feels good.
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Post by: chieftain on May 21, 2018, 08:41:18 AM
Bam,you have words of wisdom....
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Post by: bambam on May 21, 2018, 05:22:08 PM
Thanks Chief . Good to have you aboard !!

  War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 21, 2018, 05:26:49 PM
thanks,glad to be here...
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Post by: bambam on May 22, 2018, 03:15:21 PM
I would rather live my life as if God exists and die and find out he doesn't , than live like He doesn't exist and die and find out he does.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2018, 05:41:29 PM
Pay off your credit cards every month.
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Post by: bambam on May 24, 2018, 05:21:04 PM
 Some people never learn from their mistakes.
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Post by: chieftain on May 24, 2018, 06:58:44 PM
Some people never learn from their mistakes.
...seen a lot of those on some jobsites....
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Post by: bambam on May 25, 2018, 03:40:50 PM
Society has gotten to the place where everybody has a right but nobody has a responsibility.
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Post by: pitw on May 25, 2018, 06:06:42 PM
Pat attention to the road when it's straight too. :shock2:
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Post by: bambam on May 26, 2018, 10:04:00 AM
You don't have to win every argument, stay true to yourself.
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Post by: MI VHNTR on May 26, 2018, 08:03:35 PM
Empty barrels make the most noise.
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Post by: bambam on May 27, 2018, 12:39:06 PM
Behold that thus shall the man be blessed that feareth the Lord. Psalm 128:4
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Post by: pitw on May 27, 2018, 10:21:57 PM
Don't be fooled by a females promises. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2018, 04:48:55 PM
Since light travels  faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Post by: bambam on May 30, 2018, 03:57:55 PM
Save for your retirement starting with your first paycheck
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Post by: bambam on May 31, 2018, 04:05:16 PM
needle valves are easy to lose .  :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on June 01, 2018, 04:06:16 PM
The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier  on earth.

  Gen . Thomas J . "Stonewall " Jackson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2018, 12:22:29 PM
Don't wait for a flood and power outage to make sure your generator will start.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2018, 11:51:45 AM
The Lord is righteous , he hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked . Psalm 129:4
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Post by: bambam on June 04, 2018, 03:19:56 PM
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
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Post by: bambam on June 05, 2018, 05:56:46 PM
Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
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Post by: bambam on June 06, 2018, 05:55:10 PM
For the first time in history, people are angry with a politician because he is keeping his promises.
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Post by: bambam on June 07, 2018, 05:13:34 PM
The world is fighting Islamic extremism, starvation, and  disease, and democrats are fighting for men  to pee in the ladies' room. James Woods
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Post by: pitw on June 07, 2018, 07:58:23 PM
Some folk shouldn't go to the court house. :doh2: :doh2:
Took all of a minute to get in an arguement with a sheriff to the point an RCMP officer came over and said, "You needn't do this".  I said, "Yes I do".  I fully expect to see the sheriff again. :readthis:
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Post by: bambam on June 08, 2018, 05:22:47 PM
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
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Post by: pitw on June 10, 2018, 06:26:22 AM
Luck can't be over rated. :biggrin:
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Post by: bambam on June 10, 2018, 09:35:36 AM
I wait for the Lord, my soul doth  wait, and in his word I do hope. Psalm 130:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2018, 02:06:45 PM
Everything can change in the blink of an eye , but don't worry, God doesn't blink .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 11, 2018, 04:23:54 PM
Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2018, 06:36:30 PM

Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.

  So now you have 2 short fingers ??!!  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2018, 04:38:37 PM
Take a deep breath, it calms the mind.
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Post by: bambam on June 13, 2018, 06:18:38 PM
13,506 Marines applied for White House detail last week. NONE applied over the 8 years of Obama, they had to be assigned.
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Post by: bambam on June 14, 2018, 06:22:18 PM
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Post by: pitw on June 14, 2018, 10:40:37 PM
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Post by: bambam on June 15, 2018, 07:57:31 PM
Too much rain can drown your seeds.  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on June 16, 2018, 06:50:54 PM
traffic jams are a pain in the butt.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 16, 2018, 10:28:44 PM
traffic jams are a pain in the butt.  :argh:

Did ye get hit from behind?
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Post by: bambam on June 17, 2018, 06:35:24 PM

  Crab legs taste better at the beach.  :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 18, 2018, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.
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Post by: FinsnFur on June 18, 2018, 09:19:37 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.

 :laf: :alscalls: I see what you did there :laugh2:
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Post by: remrogers on June 18, 2018, 09:21:01 PM
At least he kept it clean.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2018, 04:15:20 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.

   :laught17:
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Post by: bambam on June 19, 2018, 04:17:08 PM
It's OK to fall, but not OK to stay on the ground.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 20, 2018, 06:33:39 AM
It is coolest just before the sun comes up.
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Post by: bambam on June 20, 2018, 05:27:12 PM
If you don't want to be separated from your children, DON'T cross our border illegally !!!!!
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Post by: pitw on June 21, 2018, 12:26:42 AM
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are  as cote and cuddly as other chicks but cheaper.
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Post by: bambam on June 21, 2018, 06:09:11 PM
The meek shall inherit the earth, but the bank shall repossess it. Sawyer Brown
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Post by: MI VHNTR on June 21, 2018, 09:29:29 PM
Women are the reason God created alcohol.
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Post by: bambam on June 22, 2018, 11:08:46 AM
Never let formal education get in the  way of your learning. Mark Twain
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Post by: bambam on June 23, 2018, 02:02:38 PM
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants .  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 23, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants .  :madd:

Gonna go try that. ;yes;
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2018, 04:53:49 PM
Lift up your hands in the sanctuary, and bless the Lord. Psalm 134:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 25, 2018, 01:26:22 PM
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
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Post by: bambam on June 26, 2018, 07:32:39 PM

 Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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Post by: pitw on June 27, 2018, 06:34:20 PM

 Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Says all the smokers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2018, 08:28:48 PM
Best tip I can ever give...………..  NEVER , EVER  smoke that first cigarette.
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Post by: bambam on June 28, 2018, 05:47:08 PM
over -prepare, then go with the flow.
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Post by: bambam on June 29, 2018, 06:22:21 PM

 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2018, 12:20:00 PM
Praise ye the Lord, praise ye the name of the Lord , praise him, o ye servant of the Lord. Psalm 135:1
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Post by: pitw on July 01, 2018, 06:32:58 PM
Grand kids grow faster than your own kid.
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Post by: remrogers on July 01, 2018, 06:46:06 PM
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
Frame every so-called disaster with these words , " in 5 years will this matter ? "
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 02, 2018, 04:38:59 PM
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
...that's right....
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Post by: chieftain on July 03, 2018, 03:18:54 PM
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Post by: bambam on July 03, 2018, 05:31:41 PM
ground hogs in the fruit trees are bad.......but no more.....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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  They are bad in the garden too.  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on July 04, 2018, 04:45:22 PM
mealworms reproduce faster than muslims.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2018, 01:46:16 PM
However good or bad a situation  is , it will change.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 05, 2018, 07:03:40 PM
Sometimes the noise a motor makes tells you it is done working for ya. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2018, 10:47:39 PM
seeing an old friend can make a bad day good.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 07, 2018, 08:49:08 AM
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2018, 01:16:26 PM
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.

  Also true .

 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2018, 01:17:15 PM
before you begin tearing down an old building, check for bees !!!!!!!!!!  :innocentwhistle: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2018, 12:59:16 PM
Praise the Lord, for the  Lord is good, sing praises unto his name, for it is pleasant . Psalm 135:3
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Post by: bambam on July 09, 2018, 05:25:06 PM
Pound for pound, yellow jackets are some of the meanest, nastiest little SOB's on earth .  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on July 10, 2018, 04:00:03 PM
Don't take yourself so seriously , no one else does .
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Post by: bambam on July 11, 2018, 02:35:48 PM
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
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Post by: bambam on July 12, 2018, 04:03:24 PM
Studies have shown that 1 out of 3 liberals are just as stupid as the other 2 .
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Post by: FinsnFur on July 12, 2018, 09:38:57 PM
 :laf: I like that last one
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Post by: bambam on July 13, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
 Little ANTIFA boys with batons should stick with the marching band and not try to fight Patriot Proud boys in the streets .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vHZICLCcY
   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 14, 2018, 06:20:39 PM
If we threw all our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's , we'd grab ours back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2018, 07:49:17 AM
For I know that the Lord is great , and that our Lord is above all Gods . Psalm 135:5
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Post by: bambam on July 16, 2018, 05:21:25 PM

 Your children only get one childhood.
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Post by: bambam on July 17, 2018, 09:25:29 PM

 Envy is a waste of time , accept what you have , not what you want.
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Post by: bambam on July 18, 2018, 05:47:38 PM
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 18, 2018, 10:18:32 PM
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.

and #%$^ up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 19, 2018, 05:00:52 PM

 Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
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Post by: bambam on July 20, 2018, 04:16:18 PM

  A good laugh and a long sleep are the 2 best cures for anything.
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Post by: bambam on July 21, 2018, 06:13:45 PM
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than one's fear. James Neil Holling worth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 21, 2018, 08:31:12 PM
Bull riders are nuts.
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Post by: remrogers on July 21, 2018, 11:30:41 PM
Bull riders have lost all their marbles.
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Post by: bambam on July 22, 2018, 11:57:31 AM
The ideals of the heathen are silver and gold , the work of men's hands. Psalm 135 : 15
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 22, 2018, 12:05:07 PM
A good job done is nice.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 23, 2018, 03:21:17 PM
The less you respond to rude, critical people , the more peaceful your life will become .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 24, 2018, 04:16:42 PM
Want to stop anti-Trump riots ?      Play the National Anthem...………………………………. they will all kneel.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: riverboss on July 24, 2018, 07:21:02 PM
Then shoot low!

Sent from my Tank Xtreme 5.0 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2018, 05:25:12 PM
Then shoot low!

Sent from my Tank Xtreme 5.0 using Tapatalk

   :yoyo: :highclap:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2018, 05:25:54 PM
Believe in miracles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 26, 2018, 09:23:41 AM
Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 27, 2018, 09:27:21 AM
Weasels are [L] to moles. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 29, 2018, 06:50:50 PM
O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 29, 2018, 11:12:57 PM
Women can trap skunks. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 30, 2018, 04:34:09 PM
Water leaks suck !!   :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 30, 2018, 09:49:08 PM
Water leaks

At my age, it is more or less a given.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 30, 2018, 11:01:07 PM
Women ain't experienced enough not to frig with the same skunk trap the next eve. :biggrin:



 :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on July 31, 2018, 12:38:46 PM
If you ever baptize somebody outdoors, stand in the water while you do any explaining or speaking, not just for the dunking part.  As long as you are in the water, everybody pays attention and people passing by will stop to listen and watch. 

Sorry.  My goofy bone kicked in this morning.  :biggrin:  An old time preacher from the Canadian prairies told me that 40 years ago.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2018, 04:53:14 PM
weeds grow faster than vegetables.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 01, 2018, 04:28:37 PM
Time heals almost everything.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 02, 2018, 02:56:20 PM
It's fun to tell a telemarketer " No sale " after leading them on for 45 minutes .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 03, 2018, 09:20:52 AM
Some people couldn't make a new sprayer run. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2018, 04:02:21 PM
A man has got to know his limitations. Clint Eastwood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 03, 2018, 04:54:03 PM
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2018, 03:56:00 PM
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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  Howdy Chief ! Don't be a stranger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2018, 03:57:04 PM
 Slinging hay bales on a hot, humid day makes you really thirsty for  bud light.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 05, 2018, 04:39:45 PM
God helps those who help themselves
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 06, 2018, 05:33:14 PM
courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something is more important than one's fear. James Neil Hollingworth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on August 06, 2018, 05:44:20 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.



Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 07, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.

Found a nudist colony, eh?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2018, 04:11:52 PM

 Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on August 07, 2018, 05:06:51 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.

Found a nudist colony, eh?

Contortionist colony.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on August 07, 2018, 08:07:02 PM
Some of these   :laf: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 07, 2018, 10:10:32 PM
hows things out your way ..good I hope...I put up 26 cups of white peaches this evening..tip of the day ..if you want a peach cobbler at thanksgiving .put fruit up now...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 08, 2018, 05:24:47 PM

 even creosote posts don't last forever.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 08, 2018, 11:58:35 PM
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2018, 08:36:53 PM
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:

  HAHAHA  . Back in the ram pasture ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2018, 08:38:51 PM
There are moments in your life when you miss someone so much that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2018, 08:40:46 PM
 heavy downpours  are not good for a campfire.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 10, 2018, 10:44:09 PM
100+ temps ain't good for them either.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 11, 2018, 12:27:16 PM
plumbing repairs are easy if you have the right parts
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 12, 2018, 09:03:12 AM
Having the right tools for the job always helps.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2018, 10:40:47 AM
Taking your own beer to a funeral, I mean wedding, is a great idea.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on August 12, 2018, 08:44:26 PM
 :laf: :alscalls: bambam
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2018, 06:53:25 PM
What other people think of you is none of your business
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 14, 2018, 03:23:42 PM
turned my little dog out this morning,she ran a circle through the yard ,then came treed hard in my peach tree..we got the peach eating intruder....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:29:33 PM
That's a good dog Chief !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:30:38 PM
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good .  :pout: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 14, 2018, 11:28:15 PM
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good .  :pout: :argh:

I ain't touching that. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2018, 07:46:15 PM
somedays it doesn't pay to get out of bed
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 16, 2018, 05:20:41 PM
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.

https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2018, 07:58:51 PM
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.

https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just

  West Virginia politics has been corrupt since the state was created, as bad or worse than D.C. The politicians and judges and justices have sold out our people, raped our natural resources, screwed our miners and workers , made  the Rockefellers and J.P.Morgans  and Carnegies rich, and I'd like to see all the SOB's impeached and jailed.

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 16, 2018, 10:02:31 PM
  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.

How about a non frickin judge? 

Our politicians and judges are all great upstanding folk.[Unbelievable you say?]
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 17, 2018, 06:03:51 AM
[quote

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
[/quote]..........x2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 17, 2018, 09:07:13 AM
[quote

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
..........x2
[/quote]

Or a banker.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 17, 2018, 04:41:02 PM
immigrants are like sperm...……….. millions get in but only one works.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on August 19, 2018, 12:26:51 AM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:44:30 PM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.

  That was a great movie ! 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:45:46 PM
O give thanks unto the God of gods , for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on August 20, 2018, 04:19:42 AM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.

  That was a great movie ! 

One of the top 100 movies of all time I think.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 20, 2018, 07:52:12 AM
Not being ready to go when I show up to pick ya up is a good way to stay home. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 20, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
you can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2 x 4 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 21, 2018, 02:13:52 PM
Don't worry about those who don't like you, just love the people who love you
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 22, 2018, 06:53:15 PM
some people have no respect for other people's time .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 22, 2018, 09:18:30 PM
some people have no respect for other people's time .  :argh:

Yeah. :biggrin:

It can be fun as {L}. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 23, 2018, 05:32:52 PM
don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 24, 2018, 07:37:44 PM
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 26, 2018, 06:57:27 PM
O give thanks unto the Lord  of Lords, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 27, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 27, 2018, 08:42:56 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2018, 02:22:14 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.

   :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2018, 02:23:52 PM
  If we ever capture the ISIS thug who burned the pilot alive, let's pray we don't pour a cup of water on his face. That would be cruel. James Woods
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 29, 2018, 05:29:37 PM
peaches and tomatoes attract gnats .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 30, 2018, 04:43:17 PM
It is not hard to meet expenses...………….. they are everywhere.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 31, 2018, 03:05:01 PM
It is a lot better to be seen than viewed
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2018, 12:58:50 PM
mixed feelings :  seeing your mother-in-law backing over a cliff in  your new car .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2018, 02:30:31 PM
Mohammed owned slaves. Robert E.  Lee was against slavery. So instead of tearing down statues , why aren't we tearing down mosques ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 04, 2018, 05:35:49 PM
women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. Sharon Stone
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 05, 2018, 04:47:34 PM
I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 06, 2018, 05:48:54 PM
those who forget history are doomed to repeat it
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2018, 03:50:21 PM
Duct tape can't fix stupid , but it can muffle the sound .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on September 08, 2018, 08:46:07 AM
I know a few that need that muffler.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2018, 12:41:25 PM
I know a few that need that muffler.

   :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2018, 12:42:19 PM

 Be careful when you follow the masses ;  sometimes the "m" is silent.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2018, 11:39:00 AM

 Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord, and the fruit of the womb is his reward . Psalm 127:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2018, 05:48:17 PM

 My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 11, 2018, 04:29:52 PM

 the difference between a G spot and a golf ball is that a guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2018, 07:22:51 PM
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 13, 2018, 06:19:28 PM

 The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 pounds
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 14, 2018, 02:47:40 PM

 The difference between a boyfriend and a husband is about 45 minutes.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 15, 2018, 08:28:43 AM
Talking a woman into letting you use her bath tub to scald a pig in, is as tough as [L]. :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on September 15, 2018, 08:42:13 AM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 15, 2018, 02:17:43 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me

I thought of that one while trying to save some chickens.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 15, 2018, 03:41:52 PM
 If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 16, 2018, 11:32:08 AM
Fear not, for I have redeemed you, I have summoned you by name, you are mine. Isaiah 43:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: HaMeR on September 16, 2018, 01:41:03 PM
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance

Its called oppression by the left.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2018, 03:40:27 PM
 running out of epoxy while making knives signals a lack of preparation .  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 18, 2018, 07:00:01 PM

 There are a LOT of rude and disrespectful people in this world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 18, 2018, 07:56:10 PM
Once ou have it figured out, think again. :madd: :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2018, 04:36:13 PM
 Question of the day ;    Why do women put a "pound " sign in front of the MeToo  ?   :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 19, 2018, 06:09:24 PM
When you need a 24mm deep socket, you will find everyone but. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM
 Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 20, 2018, 08:05:31 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 21, 2018, 09:18:36 AM
Yep, it does snow in the summer. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2018, 10:54:31 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:

  HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2018, 10:57:18 PM
Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2018, 02:01:28 PM
 when buying hogs, you can save money if you give the seller a quart of shine well before you begin negotiating.  :yoyo: :innocentwhistle: :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 23, 2018, 10:47:14 AM
If everything seems to be under control, you are just not going fast enough.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2018, 11:17:40 AM

 Yea , they shall sing the ways of the Lord, for great is the glory of the Lord. Psalm 138:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 24, 2018, 05:54:25 PM
an ostrich's eyes are bigger than its' brain .  ( I know people like that ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 25, 2018, 07:33:58 AM
Just cause you think you know why something ain't working don't make it so. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 25, 2018, 04:33:28 PM
gnats love beer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2018, 04:10:00 PM

 A socialist is someone who wants to give your money to illegal aliens but NOT to homeless American veterans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2018, 05:49:59 PM
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 28, 2018, 05:24:41 PM
watching congress is like watching a man with no hands trying to wipe his a$$ .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 29, 2018, 12:08:09 PM

 sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 29, 2018, 01:17:40 PM
Geese don't always fly the same route. :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 30, 2018, 04:41:22 PM
Though the Lord be high, yet hath he respect for the lowly, but the proud he knoweth afar off. Psalms 138:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 30, 2018, 06:40:41 PM
Though the Lord be high,


He smokes too[also]?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2018, 03:10:08 PM
To win without risk is to triumph without glory. Pierre Corneille
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 02, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it. Lysasnder Spooner
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 02, 2018, 08:08:34 PM
Grouchy wife = sucks :pout:.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2018, 06:01:20 PM
In wine there is  wisdom , in beer there is freedom , in water there is bacteria. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 04, 2018, 09:06:54 AM
A very wise man was Mr. Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 04, 2018, 05:03:26 PM
a stitch in time saves 9 . Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 05, 2018, 09:51:15 AM
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2018, 04:21:00 PM
Flying kites during a lightning storm is electrifying !   :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 07, 2018, 11:13:41 AM
Deliver me , o Lord, from mine enemies, I flee unto  thee to hide me . Psalms 143:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 08, 2018, 04:40:17 PM
replacing a faucet can make you want a beer...……. or 6 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2018, 05:05:15 PM
Don't cast pearls before swine
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 11, 2018, 01:37:01 PM
 After an argument with my wife, I like to tighten all the lids on the jars so I can say, " Oh you need me now " ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 12, 2018, 07:00:42 PM
There's nothing like being in the woods in the fall
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 12, 2018, 09:05:40 PM
Grand kids can get you in trouble without even trying. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 13, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2018, 11:44:48 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:

   :laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2018, 12:04:46 PM
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but sometimes I let her sleep.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 13, 2018, 03:25:11 PM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:

   :laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!

Ya like puke do ya?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2018, 10:19:43 AM
Teach me to do thy will , for thou art my God , thy spirit is good ; lead me into the land of uprightness. Psalms 143:10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2018, 02:36:39 PM
If you're wrong and shut up, you are wise. If you're right and shut up, you are married.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2018, 04:00:46 PM
The most used sexual position is doggie style;  the husband sits and begs and the wife plays dead.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 16, 2018, 08:53:12 PM
Watching an idiot siphon is great entertainment. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 08:25:30 AM
dressing fish with an electric knife is much faster......visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2018, 02:01:53 PM
nice haul Chief ! 

  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 04:57:36 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:14:11 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...

  Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:16:01 PM
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a beer gut and a bald  head and still think they are sexy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 18, 2018, 05:03:42 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...

  Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
busy here too..daughter is building a new house that takes up all my time...going to try and get in some more fishing.didnt get to go ginseng hunting but 5 times..got around a pound of dry root....take care...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2018, 02:18:38 PM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 19, 2018, 05:06:50 PM
43 more crappie today......tip is... crappie and cold beer go great together.....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2018, 01:43:23 PM
Amen to that Chief !

  A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 21, 2018, 11:53:15 AM
The blessing of the Lord , it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow to it. Proverbs 10:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2018, 05:55:29 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 23, 2018, 09:24:33 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.

I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2018, 03:20:40 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.

I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:

 :laf: :laf:

  You can easily judge  the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2018, 03:29:38 PM
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2018, 04:57:31 PM
 The thing that separates the American Christian from every other person on earth is that he would rather die on his feet than live on his knees. George Washington
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Post by: bambam on October 27, 2018, 12:33:47 PM
 A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.
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Post by: bambam on October 28, 2018, 08:47:28 AM
The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him, but the desire of the righteous shall be granted . Proverbs 10:24
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Post by: bambam on October 29, 2018, 04:17:38 PM
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
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Post by: remrogers on October 29, 2018, 08:32:07 PM
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
That and a good skimming.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2018, 04:01:07 PM
Every normal man must be tempted , at times , to spit on his hands , hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Post by: pitw on October 30, 2018, 04:55:47 PM
Women like clean tooooooooooooo much. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2018, 02:47:05 PM
It is better to be alone than in bad company
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Post by: pitw on October 31, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
It is better to be alone than in bad company

Like [L]. :noway:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2018, 04:12:47 PM
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 02, 2018, 08:53:49 AM
A hunter shouldn't tell the landowner where he is hunting to "get the [L] outta here". :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on November 03, 2018, 11:11:42 AM
The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
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Post by: bambam on November 04, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
the fear of the Lord prolongeth days , but the years of the wicked shall be shortened. Proverbs 10:27
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Post by: bambam on November 05, 2018, 02:08:27 PM
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
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Post by: pitw on November 05, 2018, 09:10:00 PM
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Uh oh. :sad:
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Post by: bambam on November 06, 2018, 04:01:20 PM
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth
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Post by: bambam on November 07, 2018, 04:53:02 PM
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument
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Post by: pitw on November 07, 2018, 07:20:56 PM
Ignorant man don't take a knife to a gunfight. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 08, 2018, 04:59:21 PM
watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a Stradivarius to a gorilla.
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Post by: bambam on November 09, 2018, 12:16:40 PM
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall . Confucius
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Post by: pitw on November 09, 2018, 07:36:24 PM
Every once in a spell doing nothing was the right thing. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 10, 2018, 09:02:58 AM
forgive your enemy but remember the prick's name
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Post by: bambam on November 11, 2018, 10:04:02 AM
The righteous shall never be removed , but the wicked shall not inherit the earth. Proverbs 10:30
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Post by: bambam on November 12, 2018, 03:21:03 PM
Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
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Post by: bambam on November 13, 2018, 05:14:32 PM

  Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
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Post by: pitw on November 13, 2018, 09:40:27 PM
^^^ made me snort. :biggrin:
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Post by: bambam on November 14, 2018, 04:22:43 PM
alcohol does not solve problems, but neither does milk
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Post by: pitw on November 14, 2018, 07:21:23 PM
Critters learn which land is safe. :shrug:
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Post by: bambam on November 15, 2018, 10:50:48 AM

 Anytime you see a turtle on top of a fencepost , you know he had some help. Alex Hayley
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Post by: bambam on November 16, 2018, 03:12:27 PM
There are 2 ways to live your life ; one is as though nothing is a miracle, and one is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein
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Post by: pitw on November 16, 2018, 06:37:50 PM
Pick one. :readthis:
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Post by: bambam on November 17, 2018, 11:07:51 AM
ice flying off a moving vehicle can be dangerous .
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Post by: bambam on November 18, 2018, 10:56:08 AM

 Riches profit not in the day of wrath , but righteousness delivereth from death . proverbs 11  : 4
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Post by: pitw on November 18, 2018, 03:25:12 PM
Deer season and wrecked trucks go hand in hand. :confused:
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Post by: bambam on November 19, 2018, 06:13:25 PM
watching a bobcat stalk a deer is better than any TV show  ever made.
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Post by: pitw on November 19, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Who won?
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Post by: bambam on November 19, 2018, 08:14:40 PM
Who won?

  RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .
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Post by: pitw on November 19, 2018, 09:33:49 PM
Who won?

  RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .

That would have been cool as [L] to witness. :yoyo: :yoyo:

Did ya forget your gun again. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:02:37 PM
HAHA , no we had a gun . Illegal to shoot small game the first  3 days of buck season. Another one of those stupid West Virginia laws.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:04:12 PM
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes .  :doh2: :argh:
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Post by: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:05:39 PM
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes .  :doh2: :argh:

Is this due to more stupid laws, or is your window roller downer broke? :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:07:53 PM
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 07:29:44 PM
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:

  Did you just send more out-of-staters to the local nudist colony ?   :highclap: :yoyo:
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Post by: Okanagan on November 21, 2018, 08:22:51 AM
 :laf:

Along that line, never trust the directions if you ask an older Indian man, nor any other info he supplies if you ask.  Solemnly delivered pranks are an art form.  A game warden near Kamloops checked a Vancouver city fellow who was proud of some magpies he had killed with his shotgun.  He had stopped and asked some Native men east of Kamloops where to hunt pheasants and they gave him permission to hunt Holstein pheasants on their Rez...
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Post by: bambam on November 21, 2018, 01:57:43 PM
6-year-olds are very fidgety on a deer stand.
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Post by: bambam on November 23, 2018, 09:38:29 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:
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Post by: bambam on November 24, 2018, 01:43:41 PM
Some people never run out of stupid questions
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Post by: pitw on November 24, 2018, 02:16:09 PM
Firewood warms you more than twice. :yoyo:
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Post by: bambam on November 25, 2018, 12:08:21 PM
The wicked worketh a deceitful work, but to him that soweth righteousness shall be a sure reward. Proverbs 11:18
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Post by: pitw on November 25, 2018, 06:21:32 PM
Sometimes not shooting is the right choice. :whew:
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Post by: JohnP on November 25, 2018, 07:17:32 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:

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Post by: FinsnFur on November 25, 2018, 09:14:24 PM
Johnc :alscalls: :congrats:
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Post by: bambam on November 26, 2018, 03:55:33 PM
going back to work after vacation really sucks .
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Post by: bambam on November 27, 2018, 03:37:12 PM

 A $300 or $30 watch both tell the same time
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Post by: pitw on November 27, 2018, 08:28:14 PM
If your wife for whatever reason happens to forget her cell phone at home, don't, I repeat don't hide the Fn thing as a joke. :shock2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad3: :mad3: :mad3: :sad3: :sad3:
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Post by: Yotehntr on November 28, 2018, 12:52:16 AM
I work maintenance, my go to line...  :wo: "Well if this don't fix it... it's probably something else".
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 28, 2018, 03:16:57 PM

  Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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Post by: bambam on November 29, 2018, 05:00:47 PM

 frozen water hose slows down butchering
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Post by: FinsnFur on December 02, 2018, 09:06:12 AM
Some of these tips.. :alscalls: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 02, 2018, 09:35:20 AM
A 1/2 cup of water strategically placed on the bed of a sleeping person can sure make for downward pointed eyeballs. :originalhahaha:
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Post by: pitw on December 03, 2018, 08:23:13 PM
Using a guests toothbrush to clean the toilet will certainly keep you from having that guest as a guest again if they find out. :innocentwhistle:
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Post by: FinsnFur on December 03, 2018, 09:17:55 PM
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:
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Post by: pitw on December 03, 2018, 09:46:42 PM
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:

Not anymore. :shrug:
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Post by: Okanagan on December 03, 2018, 11:51:15 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:

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Post by: bambam on December 07, 2018, 04:36:53 PM
  power surges can sure F up a lot of appliances.  :argh: :argh:
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Post by: bambam on December 08, 2018, 03:34:25 PM
 
 Whoever does not regard what he has as ample wealth , is unhappy, though he be master of the world.
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Post by: bambam on December 09, 2018, 09:14:32 AM
Blessed be the Lord , my strength , which teacheth my hands to war , and my fingers to fight.
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Post by: pitw on December 09, 2018, 09:50:22 AM
If you pick the lesser of two evils, you are still picking an evil.
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Post by: remrogers on December 10, 2018, 08:43:13 AM
That is called "voting".
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Post by: chieftain on December 10, 2018, 11:18:53 AM
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Post by: bambam on December 10, 2018, 04:02:11 PM
Congrats Chief !!!!!!!!! 

 
 The older I get , the better I used to be. Lee Trevino
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Post by: bambam on December 11, 2018, 04:17:37 PM

 There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all . Peter Drucker
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Post by: pitw on December 11, 2018, 05:13:13 PM
You will find in your life that being right doesn't mean pooh at times. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 12, 2018, 01:35:46 PM

 The greatest mistake we make is living in constant fear that we will make one. John Maxwell
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Post by: bambam on December 13, 2018, 04:45:27 PM
insurance companies suck
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Post by: bambam on December 14, 2018, 11:52:34 AM

 fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems.  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 14, 2018, 12:33:37 PM

 fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems.  :argh: :doh2:

This is more fact than tip. :doh2:

Gosh I've always enjoyed the copper fittings that tou screw up more joints than you fix upon heating. :laf:
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Post by: bambam on December 16, 2018, 09:54:38 AM

 Man is like to vanity , his days are as a shadow that passeth away . Psalm 144:4
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Post by: bambam on December 17, 2018, 04:00:31 PM

 If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our lives with his lies. Karl Kraus
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Post by: pitw on December 17, 2018, 08:27:52 PM
Sex is for folk who ain't got nothing better to do. :innocentwhistle:
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Post by: bambam on December 18, 2018, 02:26:00 PM
If we open a quarrel between past and present we shall find that we have lost the future. Winston Churchill
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Post by: bambam on December 19, 2018, 04:02:37 PM

 Blame my lack of knowing better on public education. Osborne Brothers
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Post by: bambam on December 20, 2018, 03:47:34 PM

 some people should use glue stick instead of chapstick.
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Post by: bambam on December 21, 2018, 01:53:48 PM
A  busted jar when you are canning makes a BIG mess .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 21, 2018, 02:03:00 PM
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on December 22, 2018, 12:29:04 PM
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:

  Been there !  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 22, 2018, 12:31:13 PM
 Burning a rubber boot to try and seal a leak can create some noxious fumes and really irritate the wife.
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Post by: pitw on December 22, 2018, 02:00:55 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can  :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2018, 12:03:24 PM
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can  :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:

  My boot isn't leaking now, but I'm banned to the ram pasture.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2018, 12:09:21 PM

 Remember the true meaning of Christmas is not about getting presents, it's about the birth of our savior, Jesus Christ.
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Post by: bambam on December 24, 2018, 02:11:04 PM

 Don't store tanned hides in a damp place .  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 24, 2018, 03:01:42 PM
Chickadees are entertaining.
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Post by: remrogers on December 25, 2018, 01:12:40 AM
Right or wrong, make a decision. The roads are littered with squirrels that couldn't make a decision.
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Post by: chieftain on December 25, 2018, 06:37:09 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
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Post by: pitw on December 25, 2018, 04:01:04 PM
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim.  You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:07:51 PM
 always check how many eggs are in the carton before cooking breakfast .  :doh2: :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:08:36 PM
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim.  You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.

   :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:12:04 PM

 Today in the city of David, there has been born for you a savior, who is Christ the Lord.
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Post by: bambam on December 26, 2018, 03:05:36 PM
Cocaine increases bee dancing.  ( Our guvment spent $ 243,000.00 on this study ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 26, 2018, 03:37:18 PM
New Canadians[as well as a whack of old ones] need to learn how to drive after every snow fall. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 27, 2018, 04:28:31 PM

 getting salt in a cut will make you dance too.
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Post by: pitw on December 27, 2018, 05:57:43 PM
Taking a 3 yyear old shopping is most entertaining and frustrating at the same time. :pout:
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Post by: pitw on December 28, 2018, 06:19:20 PM
Wrapping a present with a three year old takes at least three rolls of tape, a big roll of paper and better stomach muscles than the strongest man alive to keep it from hurting with laughter :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:.  I also don't want to know what the sound on the stairs was as he returned a couple rolls downstairs[granny likes surprises tooooo. :innocentwhistle:
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Post by: bambam on December 28, 2018, 06:37:46 PM

 If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Post by: bambam on December 29, 2018, 10:12:00 AM

 A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
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Post by: bambam on December 30, 2018, 11:51:03 AM

 A good man obtaineth favour of the Lord, but a man of wicked devices will he condemn . Proverbs 12 : 2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

 Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.
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Post by: pitw on December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM

 Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:
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Post by: bambam on January 02, 2019, 02:04:59 PM

 Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:

  Yes they were.  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 02, 2019, 02:23:24 PM

 America produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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Post by: bambam on January 03, 2019, 03:15:37 PM

 Strong people don't put others down :  they lift them up and then slam them to the ground for maximum damage.
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Post by: bambam on January 05, 2019, 12:32:12 PM

 If you think nobody cares if you're alive , just try missing a couple payments .
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Post by: bambam on January 06, 2019, 02:18:09 PM
I will extol thee , my God , O King , and I will bless they name for ever and ever . Psalm 145:1
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Post by: bambam on January 07, 2019, 03:55:43 PM
always read the fine print .  :readthis: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 08, 2019, 03:05:03 PM

 Just think of the devastation that your bad luck may have saved you from.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 09, 2019, 02:53:58 PM

 How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 09, 2019, 05:58:24 PM
Kids appear to learn by making the same mistakes their folks made. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 10, 2019, 07:58:06 PM

 Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open
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Post by: bambam on January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM

 people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 11, 2019, 08:20:16 PM

 people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.

with a lot of friends. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 12, 2019, 02:05:59 PM

 People who are late are often much jollier than those waiting on them.
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Post by: bambam on January 13, 2019, 10:47:33 AM

 He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness, but a false witness deceit. Proverbs 12 : 17
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 14, 2019, 03:12:45 PM

 Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
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Post by: bambam on January 15, 2019, 12:32:59 PM

 Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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Post by: bambam on January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM

 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Post by: bambam on January 17, 2019, 05:02:52 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;

  The most painful place to be stung by a bee is on the genitals.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 17, 2019, 07:47:37 PM

 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Any good shortcut will add at least two hours to your trip.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 18, 2019, 03:33:49 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 172,000.00 ) ;

  Walking with coffee causes it to spill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 19, 2019, 12:54:56 PM

 hunting in the snow is fun, even if you don't fire a shot.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 20, 2019, 09:27:21 AM

 Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 21, 2019, 05:32:53 PM

 Government study ( cost $5 million ) ;

  Drunk birds slur when they sing
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 22, 2019, 02:09:30 PM

 Government study ( cost $  855,000.00  ) ;

  Republicans are more likely to be disgusted by eating worms than democrats. .

   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 23, 2019, 02:09:43 PM
 Government study ( cost $ 390,000.00 );

  A dog can shake 70% of the water off its fur in 4 seconds.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 24, 2019, 04:31:30 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 1,1 million ) ;

  Cheerleaders are more attractive when in a group.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 25, 2019, 04:02:05 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 1 million  ) ;

  Chimpanzees prefer Indian and African music.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 26, 2019, 04:29:59 PM

 cutting firewood on a cold day warms you up in a hurry.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 27, 2019, 10:13:33 AM

 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are his delight . Proverbs 12:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 28, 2019, 03:57:08 PM

  Government study ( cost $ 1.9 million ) ;

  Humans " might " have been able to outrun dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 29, 2019, 07:35:23 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:

  No doubt Chief, how are you doing ? Guess it's cold out there. Cold here, and windy. Finally got a little wood cut Saturday, glad I got a load of coal, I'd be out of wood already.

  Here's another one :

  Here's another government study that only cost $ 1 million :

  Yawning is contagious.

  We need to vote out all those idiots.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on January 30, 2019, 07:43:24 AM
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2019, 03:53:28 PM
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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  That's awesome Chief !  Haven't seen any turkeys here for a while. I'm not going to complain about our 8 degrees . Not sure what the wind chill is but it's blowing like heck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2019, 03:54:48 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 2.6 million ) ;

  Being a liberal is genetic.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 31, 2019, 04:09:35 PM

 The best form of birth control after age 50 is nudity.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 01, 2019, 02:55:19 PM
 Government study ( cost $ 753,000.oo ) ;

  Butterflies are the hairiest creatures on earth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 02, 2019, 01:37:54 PM

 And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round …. and He laughed and laughed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 03, 2019, 10:44:32 AM

 The hand of the diligent shall bear rule , but the slothful shall be under tribute. Proverbs 12:24
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 04, 2019, 03:54:43 PM

 Government study ( cost $ 331,000.00 )

  an elephant and a cat both take 18 seconds to pee.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 05, 2019, 03:35:32 PM

 Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 06, 2019, 05:15:38 PM

 There are 2 sides to every story...….. and then there is the truth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 07, 2019, 05:33:50 PM

 The trouble with up is there's always a down. Brad Paisley
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Post by: chieftain on February 08, 2019, 02:55:07 PM
my buddy finished my mountain man coat so I picked it up today.....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: bambam on February 08, 2019, 04:11:34 PM

Looks good Chief !!!  I  Like the turkey beards .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 08, 2019, 04:12:34 PM

 Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it will get you the right friends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 09, 2019, 12:45:07 PM

 shoveling shale helps work out stiff muscles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 10, 2019, 07:55:14 AM

 He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life , but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction. Proverbs 13:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 11, 2019, 06:33:32 PM

 Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 11, 2019, 07:52:06 PM

 Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.

Says you.  :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 12, 2019, 05:43:55 PM

 Government study (  cost $ 3. 9 million ) ;

  steroids make goldfish appear sexy .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 13, 2019, 04:14:32 PM

 A woman's work is never done because they don't get up early enough.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 14, 2019, 01:32:45 PM

 Strong people don't put others down . They lift them up. Michael Watson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 15, 2019, 02:22:23 PM

 The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 16, 2019, 10:50:09 AM

 Live every day like it's your last, because someday it will be.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 17, 2019, 11:29:13 AM

 A righteous man hateth lying, but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame. Proverbs 13 : 5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 18, 2019, 02:23:32 PM

 If you brush your teeth in the dark, don't keep the toothpaste tube next to the Preparation H .  :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 19, 2019, 03:18:44 PM

 Most humans have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 21, 2019, 01:56:50 PM

 If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 21, 2019, 06:31:15 PM
or alone. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on February 21, 2019, 08:45:41 PM
LOL Barry :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 22, 2019, 03:07:17 PM

 meeting up  with old friends makes a bad day better.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 24, 2019, 12:43:26 PM

 Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart, wait, I say on the Lord.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on February 24, 2019, 06:20:20 PM
New friends can be made, but old friends are hard to come by.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 24, 2019, 11:00:40 PM
Killing things just cause you can is not always the best policy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 25, 2019, 03:50:57 PM

 Don't trust a 21- year old starter .  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 26, 2019, 04:37:03 PM

 It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in  a war .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 27, 2019, 04:37:09 PM

 Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 28, 2019, 03:47:06 PM

  A swarm of bees looks like trouble but it makes honey
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 01, 2019, 04:01:36 PM

  The 2 party system is separate  cheeks of the same butt ,  and voters get what comes out of the middle .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 03, 2019, 11:23:32 AM

 Only by pride cometh contention , but with the well advised is wisdom . Proverbs 13 : 10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 04, 2019, 03:19:35 PM

 What is done in the dark will always come to light.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 05, 2019, 02:59:04 PM

 Guns don't kill people , testifying against Hillary does.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 06, 2019, 04:00:07 PM

 Cut out a man's tongue and you don't prove him a liar, only that you are afraid of what he has to say.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 07, 2019, 04:07:08 PM

 The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 07, 2019, 07:17:58 PM

 The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.

Living in an uninhabitable area[to almost everyone] seems to work. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 08, 2019, 04:02:59 PM

  The American Christian is different from every other person on the face of the earth because we will die on our feet before we will live on our knees. George Washington
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 09, 2019, 07:20:54 PM

 From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 09, 2019, 10:29:28 PM

 From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson

What did he die of?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2019, 09:44:02 AM

 From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson

What did he die of?

  I don't know. Maybe wore himself out breeding his slaves ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2019, 09:45:31 AM

  Every day I will bless thee , and I will praise thy name for ever and ever. Psalm 145:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 11, 2019, 03:15:31 PM

  We could say the government spends money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because they are spending their own money. Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 12, 2019, 04:34:07 PM

 Never interfere with your enemy while he is destroying himself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 13, 2019, 04:10:44 PM

 some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug .  :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 15, 2019, 06:11:48 PM

 bigamy  is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 16, 2019, 02:07:22 PM

  A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 17, 2019, 12:41:28 PM

 Great is the Lord , and greatly to be praised , and his greatness is unsearchable. Psalm 145:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 18, 2019, 03:01:02 PM

  Don't steal ; the government hates competition .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 19, 2019, 02:21:30 PM

  The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 20, 2019, 03:05:08 PM

 You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. Elmo Phillips.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 21, 2019, 02:58:41 PM

 When you reach the end of your rope , tie a knot and hang on. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 22, 2019, 04:42:18 PM

  When a friend is in trouble, don't ask if there is anything you can do , think up something and do it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 22, 2019, 09:54:01 PM
A knife down 8 feet in water is useless. :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 23, 2019, 05:52:04 PM

 Arguing with a hard-headed drunk is a waste of time.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 24, 2019, 10:38:43 AM
Butchering a couple hogs with lads you raised and taught is fun[in one lads word]. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 24, 2019, 01:15:21 PM

 I will speak of the glorious honor of thy majesty, and of thy wondrous works. Psalm 145:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 25, 2019, 03:09:17 PM

 One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 26, 2019, 03:19:51 PM

 The game sure is weird sometimes, but you can't kill them if you don't pull the trigger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 27, 2019, 04:04:33 PM

 Be at war with your vices, , at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 27, 2019, 05:04:52 PM
There is a reason some in the litter are runts.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 28, 2019, 03:47:12 PM

 Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people . Theodore Roosevelt .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 29, 2019, 04:10:46 PM

 Real  generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 30, 2019, 01:03:38 PM

 There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 31, 2019, 09:26:02 AM

 You never know God is all you need until God is all you have .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 01, 2019, 05:01:45 PM

 Wishing will never be a substitute for prayer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 01, 2019, 07:31:50 PM
Not all grocery store plastic bags are made equal.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 02, 2019, 09:23:02 AM
Cats shouldn't step in traps set for a skunk. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 02, 2019, 01:43:42 PM

 The great questions of the day will not be settled by speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 03, 2019, 03:47:25 PM

 We hang the petty thieves and elect the great ones to office. Aesop
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 03, 2019, 07:03:43 PM
Shooting a skunk between the shoulder from above seems to keep them from spraying. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 04, 2019, 04:09:19 PM

  Chains are worse than bayonets .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 05, 2019, 03:34:30 PM

 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 07, 2019, 12:39:20 PM

 When God speaks , oftentimes his voice will call for an act of courage on our part.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 08, 2019, 01:43:59 PM

 It's always to early to quit.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 09, 2019, 03:21:05 PM

 Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines. Satchel Paige
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 09, 2019, 09:57:39 PM
Pulling the seat outta a 34 year old vehicle nets one a bunch of treasures. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 10, 2019, 01:33:36 PM
A second set of eyeballs can be invaluable. :biggrin:

I looked at a piece of equipment and liked what I saw so sent the dropper over to check it out.  His report on return had me  :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: so much I'm addled now :pout:.  Sure glad I didn't buy it. :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 10, 2019, 05:02:16 PM

 Feeding catfish on a warm spring day makes you forget about winter.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 11, 2019, 04:39:51 PM

 happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 11, 2019, 08:05:28 PM

 happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
sure is..
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 12, 2019, 05:06:53 PM
Howdy Chief !  Hope all is well. Gonna dig some more ramps tomorrow.

 
  If America was a tree, liberals would root for the termites. Greg Gutfeld.

 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 13, 2019, 01:42:39 PM

 Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 14, 2019, 11:59:24 AM

 and men shall speak of the might of thy terrible acts ; and I will declare thy greatness . Psalm 145:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 15, 2019, 04:05:48 PM

 There are no shortcuts to anywhere worth going .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 16, 2019, 05:54:39 PM

 An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life . Robert Heinlein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 17, 2019, 04:37:21 PM

 Fixing one problem sometimes exposes another .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 18, 2019, 05:20:51 PM

 Don't do something permanently stupid because you are temporarily upset.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2019, 12:10:35 PM

 It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died . Rather we should thank God that such men lived. Gen. George S. Patton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 19, 2019, 01:22:46 PM
Never underestimate the power of home made pickles. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2019, 02:40:49 PM

 Hearing gobblers on a fine spring morning is good for the soul.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 20, 2019, 06:08:25 PM
Having an interval of 1 year between a shave and haircut makes for happy birds. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2019, 10:09:28 AM

 The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8

  Have a blessed Easter everyone.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on April 21, 2019, 10:27:45 AM

 The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8

  ...

And its a good thing for me that He is!

Yes, have a great Easter, everyone!

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 21, 2019, 10:58:28 AM
easter comes from the pagan word eastra. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2019, 04:25:50 PM

 Trust your own instinct, your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 23, 2019, 03:53:49 PM

 Life is like a stubborn mule ;  it won't  back up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 24, 2019, 05:39:59 PM

  Morels sometimes grow where you don't expect them.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 25, 2019, 12:41:25 PM
they don't grow under water,been raining here for a month...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2019, 05:01:08 PM

 The difference between the KKK and the Supreme Court is that the members of the Supreme Court dress up  in black robes and scare white people .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 25, 2019, 07:43:53 PM
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
...way to go,the bigger the better .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2019, 04:24:55 PM

" It's a good day for makin' things right."  Robert Duvall ,  Open Range.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2019, 07:01:29 PM

 You can't learn to succeed until you learn to fail.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 28, 2019, 10:30:13 AM

 The Lord is good to all , and his tender mercies are over all his works . Psalm 145 : 9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 29, 2019, 05:46:39 PM

 You can't understand courage until you have had to face fear and deal with it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 01, 2019, 03:20:47 PM
finally quit raining for a few hours this morning,found 63, most were fresh....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2019, 07:18:14 PM
Nice haul there Chief !!!  Yum Yum . Took my granddaughter fishing last evening . She caught 9 bluegills and a bass.  Fish, mushroom, and ramp fry coming soon .  :yoyo:

  Never trust a pharmacy to count your pills correctly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2019, 08:19:37 AM

 You can't learn to stand up for yourself until you have no option of backing out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 04, 2019, 02:27:36 PM
catfish love muddy water and nightcrawlers....visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2019, 06:36:17 PM
Another nice haul Chief. Roxann caught the first cat of the year out of our pond this evening. We Graduated RayElla from college this morning !!!!!!  She is now a registered nurse. A dang good day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 04, 2019, 10:47:36 PM
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo:  Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2019, 10:52:01 AM
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo:  Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:

  HAHA . Thanks Barry , I'll tell her.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2019, 10:52:53 AM

 All thy works shall praise thee , O Lord, and thy saints shall bless thee. Psalm 145 :10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 05, 2019, 06:47:59 PM
congrats to  RayElla ,it aint easy, my daughter is a nurse....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 06, 2019, 05:17:57 PM

 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2019, 05:12:12 PM

 My wife has a slight speech impediment. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 07, 2019, 06:28:56 PM
Good night missus M'Gilacutti, Whereever you are.   Jimmy Durante
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2019, 06:11:46 PM

 We could certainly slow down the aging process if it had to work its way through congress. Will Rogers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2019, 06:01:51 PM

 Don't worry about avoiding temptation . As you grow older, it will avoid you. Winston Churchill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 10, 2019, 05:51:19 PM

  Cardiologist's diet ; if it tastes good, spit it out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 11, 2019, 10:08:39 AM
Life is terminal. Enjoy it while you can.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2019, 10:54:52 AM

 They shall speak of the glory of thy kingdom , and talk of thy power. Psalm 145:11
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2019, 06:19:31 PM
One thing I love about conservative women is that I never have to ask myself, " Is that a woman ? "
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 14, 2019, 05:33:22 PM

 You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts . If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad.  Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2019, 04:51:42 PM

  To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2019, 03:08:11 PM

 14 million kids live in poverty in America , but democrats fight for illegal aliens.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2019, 03:32:15 PM

 The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 19, 2019, 09:55:53 AM

 The Lord upholdeth all that fall , and raiseth up all those that be bowed down. Psalm 145 :14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 20, 2019, 04:00:38 PM

 THey sent more troops and arms to arrest Roger Stone than to defend Benghazi .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2019, 05:08:48 PM

 " Make-up can cover up a lot of evil, my man " . Phil Robertson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2019, 04:24:51 PM

 It only took 10 years for democratic socialists to destroy Venezuela .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2019, 05:11:42 PM

 A new poll confirms that 1 in 3 liberals are as stupid as the other 2 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 24, 2019, 03:10:10 PM

 aim small miss small.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 24, 2019, 05:48:27 PM
Blood usually means he "ain't OK", but could be slightly wounded. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 27, 2019, 10:49:13 AM

 God bless all the brave men and women who have sacrificed for our country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 28, 2019, 08:23:17 AM
Finding a small nut in a big shop vac can be tedious. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 28, 2019, 03:26:34 PM

 
  A socialist is a communist who does not yet have the power to take everything from the citizens at gunpoint.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2019, 02:00:56 PM

 Getting off work early and having lots to do outside is a sure way to make it rain.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2019, 08:11:04 PM

 Vote republican , they might not be perfect, but the other side is insane.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2019, 06:56:43 PM

 The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death. Proverbs 13:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2019, 08:40:32 PM

 wives and daughters can make a man drink.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2019, 05:47:24 PM

  Liberals feel the same about firearms as they do about wealth ; it's OK for them but not for you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 05, 2019, 09:31:14 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.

You met a couple of my old girl friends?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on June 06, 2019, 08:05:20 AM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.

You met a couple of my old girl friends?

Heck, I probably dated a few of them.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 06, 2019, 03:05:10 PM

 The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 07, 2019, 04:16:45 PM

 We spend $ 18 billion a year on healthcare for illegals and can't find $ 5 billion for a wall.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 09, 2019, 03:05:46 PM
 meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 09, 2019, 06:51:08 PM
meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.

 :yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 10, 2019, 02:50:30 PM

 The bad people in the world make you appreciate the good people even more.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 10, 2019, 05:53:30 PM
A rough field can sure piss one off  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2019, 05:49:45 PM

 A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 11, 2019, 06:44:01 PM

 A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too.  :argh:

Them I can do something about. 
Losing a day of work cause of someone else's ineptness makes you so happy you might just cry. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2019, 03:07:47 PM

 The same media who said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning now says Pres. Trump's ratings are low.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 13, 2019, 05:15:27 PM

 No border walls and no voter ID laws. Have you figured it out yet ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2019, 04:34:57 PM

 Democrats don't want unvaccinated kids in our schools but want millions of unvaccinated illegals in our country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 16, 2019, 09:50:23 AM

 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise , but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 16, 2019, 04:10:57 PM
Maybe a guy shouldn't try and earn a living on fathers day. :iroll:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 17, 2019, 04:59:21 PM

 A stuck PTO shaft can sure screw up your plans for the day.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 18, 2019, 01:17:56 PM

 A group of baboons is called a congress.  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 19, 2019, 08:23:56 PM
Telling an annoying customer to enjoy sex and travel is soooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo much fun. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 20, 2019, 09:32:30 AM
Young men and their friends can do stuff an old fart would take two days to do in a couple hours. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 20, 2019, 12:59:01 PM

 Every woman has a right to be believed, unless you are raped by a democrat. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2019, 12:35:16 PM

 Digging cattails out of a drainage ditch by hand is an exercise in futility.  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2019, 08:24:02 AM

 Vacation days go by waaaaaaaaaay faster than work days .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on June 24, 2019, 10:34:02 AM
The worst day fishing is better then the best day at work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 25, 2019, 03:23:15 PM

 Don't listen to people who walk on their knuckles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2019, 04:20:14 PM

 The best way to amass a small fortune is to inherit a large fortune.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2019, 03:02:00 PM

 The electoral college worked great until Hillary lost , now liberals want to abolish it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 28, 2019, 03:29:28 PM

 Freedom is not free
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 28, 2019, 04:15:47 PM
cows may not fly but they sure as [L] can jump.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 29, 2019, 09:35:53 PM

 The difference between E.T. and illegal aliens is that E. T. learned to speak English and went home.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 30, 2019, 10:49:52 AM

 Evil pursueth sinners,but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs 13:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 30, 2019, 12:13:00 PM
Missing church to watch a wet tshirt contest is a no brainer. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2019, 05:59:37 PM

 Getting free firewood already cut is a gift from God !!!!!! :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2019, 02:18:27 PM

 Someone who walks 3000 miles across Mexico and shows up overweight and holding a cellphone is NOT a refugee.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 02, 2019, 04:05:29 PM
A plugged air line to the air govenor on a big truck can wreck a portion of your day.   :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 03, 2019, 03:07:33 PM

    You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 04, 2019, 09:47:24 PM

 God bless America , God bless President Trump, and God bless gunpowder.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 05, 2019, 09:30:51 AM
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:46:45 PM
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:

  Back in the ram pasture again ?  :nono:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:47:42 PM

 Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 05, 2019, 04:09:47 PM

 Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.

But having chicken for supper makes it all worthwhile.   :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2019, 04:28:06 PM

 You just can't beat live bait for catching fish .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 06, 2019, 04:48:02 PM
or dynamite. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2019, 08:32:25 AM

 He that spareth the rod hateth his son, but he that loveth him chsteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2019, 06:19:38 PM

 It's good news to see another big-name pedophile arrested !!!   :yoyo:

  Now castrate the ba$tid .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 09, 2019, 06:37:25 PM

  You can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 10, 2019, 05:41:53 PM

 People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars.  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 11, 2019, 07:09:15 AM
People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars.  :madd:

Or as I like to think of them a POS.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 12, 2019, 03:28:26 PM

 Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 12, 2019, 11:49:45 PM

 Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:

Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 13, 2019, 09:36:48 AM

 Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:

Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
And we are all thankful for that!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 13, 2019, 09:45:00 PM
Man is not complete until he is married...……….. then he is finished.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2019, 04:00:43 PM

 Failure to latch the door can allow pheasants to escape the pen .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 15, 2019, 11:33:24 PM
If you wanna go on a diet, just suggest to your wife that she lose a few pounds. :doh2:   Guaranteed to lose weight at home.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 16, 2019, 06:41:08 PM

 Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 17, 2019, 09:37:04 AM

 Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Try forgetting one. Now that is expensive.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2019, 01:59:28 PM

 Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Try forgetting one. Now that is expensive.

   :laf: no doubt !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2019, 02:00:44 PM

  veterinarians are expensive too .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 18, 2019, 04:58:20 PM

  Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 19, 2019, 02:42:38 PM

 cheap Chinese junk is not worth the price or time it takes to break it .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 20, 2019, 12:12:14 PM

 Seeds dry fast when temps are in the 90's .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 20, 2019, 02:20:58 PM
Seeds dry fast when temps are in the 90's .

So does brass when it is laid out on a towel today.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 21, 2019, 11:21:15 AM

 Trust ye in the Lord forever ; for in the Lord Jehovah is everlasting strength . Isaiah 26:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 22, 2019, 03:19:49 PM

 high winds can sure play hell with a row of corn.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 23, 2019, 03:07:56 PM

  You aren't free if you aren't armed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 28, 2019, 06:33:40 PM

 There is no peace , saith my God , to the wicked. Issiah 57:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 28, 2019, 07:22:28 PM
Fresh produce from the garden can make your tummy hurt, but it is a good hurt. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 29, 2019, 05:04:06 PM

 seeing your cucumber vines dying makes you hurt too.  :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 30, 2019, 04:47:41 PM

 You know you live in a great country when even those who detest it refuse to leave. Candace Owens
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 30, 2019, 05:00:30 PM
Sneezing with a mouthful of icecream is a trick you can only master one way. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2019, 04:31:32 PM

 free sweet corn is sure to put a smile on your face.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 31, 2019, 04:34:52 PM
A hail storm can reduce combining by 100%. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 02, 2019, 02:48:44 PM

 If you come to a fork  in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2019, 10:39:47 AM

 If a dead body was found in the trunk of Hillary's car, the FBI would ask Trump why he did it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 03, 2019, 11:24:10 AM
Sometimes you turn a bad buy into a mini gold mine. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2019, 12:28:50 PM

 The wicked walk on every side , when the vilest men are exalted. Psalm 12:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 05, 2019, 03:05:45 PM

 People who want to ban guns should not be allowed to have armed bodyguards.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 05, 2019, 07:38:00 PM

 People who want to ban guns should not be allowed to have armed bodyguards.  :argh:

 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:

Kinda/sorta rings wrong, eh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 05, 2019, 09:04:03 PM
Sneezing just right over the ice cream bucket get's you all the ice cream. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 06, 2019, 02:40:04 PM

 Cutting wood when it is  80 degrees F makes you sweat.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2019, 03:16:18 PM

  Human beings are some of the stupidest people on earth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 08, 2019, 04:34:08 PM

 seeing your tomatoes rot on the vine is depressing.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 08, 2019, 10:42:28 PM
Doing something you ain't done in twenty years let's you know how far behind you really are. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 09, 2019, 08:26:35 PM
One maybe shouldn't post on the internet when under the influence of some mind altering materials. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2019, 12:54:40 PM

 It's never too early to scout for deer sign.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2019, 02:16:53 PM

 The arms of the wicked shall be broken , but the Lord upholdeth the righteous.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 12, 2019, 06:48:42 PM
Cops from the city don't understand small town folk. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 13, 2019, 01:48:05 PM
Most people from the city don't understand rural folks.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2019, 03:03:13 PM

 Don't try to create a map on MYtopo while you are drinking .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2019, 03:57:48 PM

 Just because you ask for pepperoni on your pizza doesn't mean they will put it on .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 14, 2019, 05:18:13 PM
Really rich folk can afford pizza. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2019, 04:47:40 PM

 Always  inspect your canning jars for chips before filling them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 15, 2019, 07:38:37 PM
Picking the last of anything for the season, sucks.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2019, 03:20:11 PM

 The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 18, 2019, 11:36:35 AM

 The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want . Psalm 23;1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 20, 2019, 01:18:36 PM

  You know you've peeled a LOT of pears when you start getting blisters.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 20, 2019, 01:41:21 PM

  You know you've peeled a LOT of pears when you start getting blisters.

 :sad3: :shock2: :shock2: :whew:

If you want more work just book a cabin at a lake for a few days.   :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 21, 2019, 04:17:14 PM

 homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 21, 2019, 07:35:44 PM

 homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought .  :yoyo:

I'll second that. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 22, 2019, 04:56:26 PM

 Home-canned peaches are better than store-bought too  !!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 22, 2019, 08:13:38 PM

 Home-canned peaches are better than store-bought too  !!!

Not util Saturday. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on August 23, 2019, 03:10:47 PM

 homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought .  :yoyo:

My mom always made spaghetti sauce and always with fresh tomatoes and herbs -garlic, oregano and basil.  Every time I came home on leave she would make me some, always had a aroma to it that was special and filled the whole house.   After I got married Marge asked for her recipe.  Mom said she didn't have a recipe just - some of this and some of that, a pinch of this and a pinch of that. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 25, 2019, 10:51:43 AM

 Give unto the Lord , o ye mighty, give unto the  Lord glory and strength. Psalm 29:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 26, 2019, 02:42:53 PM

 I'm not young enough to know everything. J.M. Barrie
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 26, 2019, 08:35:20 PM
  Mom said she didn't have a recipe just - some of this and some of that, a pinch of this and a pinch of that.

I hated when she did that. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 27, 2019, 01:23:12 PM

 Taking a list to the store and not looking at it ensures you will forget something.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 27, 2019, 02:21:16 PM
Bigger ain't always best. :nofgr:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2019, 06:40:16 PM

 Leftover deer steak is the second best meal on earth.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 29, 2019, 04:32:51 PM

 The second bloom of green beans sometimes produces the best beans .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 30, 2019, 02:35:54 PM

 islam is communism with a " god " .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 31, 2019, 02:22:03 PM

 When you go 4 miles into the mountains to set up trail cameras, make SURE you don't forget the SD cards.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2019, 10:38:42 AM

  The voice of the Lord is powerful , the voice of the Lord is mighty. Psalm 29:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 01, 2019, 11:51:12 AM
Miserable weather makes for miserable customers. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 02, 2019, 02:33:11 PM

 A tailgate piled up with geese on opening day sure puts a smile on your face.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on September 02, 2019, 10:38:32 PM

 A tailgate piled up with geese on opening day sure puts a smile on your face.  :yoyo:
It can also mean a lot of work plucking and cleaning.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2019, 03:21:15 PM

 Chinkapin burrs make your fingers sore .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 04, 2019, 07:34:09 PM

 shelling cornbeans makes your fingers sore too .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 04, 2019, 09:33:04 PM
Buying a book for 2 bit's and finding a $100 bill in it sure puts a grin on your face.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 04, 2019, 09:33:45 PM
Wives can sure wipe a grin off your face. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 05, 2019, 01:26:58 PM

 Seeing geese back in  a field you have permission to hunt puts a grin on your face.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 06, 2019, 09:24:02 PM

 Doctors cannot be trusted.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 07, 2019, 07:35:10 AM

 Doctors cannot be trusted.

 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :whew:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2019, 08:44:56 AM

 The one thing I can't resist is temptation . Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2019, 08:22:25 AM

 God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2019, 03:58:29 PM

 It's been a good year when you don't have enough shelves for all your canned goods.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on September 09, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.

You been handling one today?

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 09, 2019, 10:31:50 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.

You been handling one today?

They is out looking for mama and one was right in front of my truck.  I even had the ol' girl in reverse in case I needed it.  Had a cool double pan type set of antlers.   I swear that bugger couldn't walk in my house with 8 foot ceilings.  He was also talking the whole time and I get a kick outta how little noise they make bleating for the size.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on September 10, 2019, 09:01:16 AM
Bull moose are freakin big.

You been handling one today?

They is out looking for mama and one was right in front of my truck.  I even had the ol' girl in reverse in case I needed it.  Had a cool double pan type set of antlers.   I swear that bugger couldn't walk in my house with 8 foot ceilings.  He was also talking the whole time and I get a kick outta how little noise they make bleating for the size.

Fun experience.  I'm kind of envious, having moved away from moose country.  Getting to listen to a real bull sure improved my moose calling. 

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2019, 03:57:55 PM

 JFK put men on the moon. Obama put men in women's bathrooms.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 10, 2019, 05:37:51 PM

 JFK put men on the moon. Obama put men in women's bathrooms.

Well I kow where I'd sooner go.

 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 11, 2019, 04:38:15 PM

 " In terms of advisors , I took my own advice " . Pres. Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2019, 03:48:41 PM

Geese are unpredictable.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 15, 2019, 12:14:40 PM

 The voice of the Lord divideth the flames of fire. Psalm 29:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 16, 2019, 04:04:03 PM

 Find the acorns and you will find the deer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 16, 2019, 04:48:22 PM

 Find the acorns and you will find the deer.

I'm screwed, we don't got no acorns. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2019, 04:06:00 PM

 Find the acorns and you will find the deer.

I'm screwed, we don't got no acorns. :sad:

   :nono:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2019, 04:06:47 PM

 Watching a congressional hearing is like watching a drunk monkey trying to screw a football.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 18, 2019, 03:24:06 PM

 Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 18, 2019, 05:27:17 PM

 Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2019, 07:15:26 PM
 cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.
 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 19, 2019, 08:33:29 PM
cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.

I was gonna attack this one and then I thought,  what the {L} did he screw up this time? 

Sometimes a story is better than a picture.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2019, 10:15:42 AM

 Sometimes " the grass is greener " is due to a septic problem.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2019, 10:52:48 AM

  The Lord will give strength to his people , the Lord will bless his people with peace. Psalm 29 : 11
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2019, 05:12:05 PM

 kids can wreck a house in minutes.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 24, 2019, 03:39:56 PM

 A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 25, 2019, 04:39:49 PM

 The future does not belong to globalists, the future belongs to patriots. Donald J. Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 25, 2019, 07:22:40 PM
Just cause you went fishing does't mean you get to eat fish. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2019, 04:14:50 PM

 The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it. Turn it loose. It will defend itself. St. Augustine.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2019, 06:03:04 PM

 Some people just don't know when to shut up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 27, 2019, 09:46:23 PM

 Some people just don't know when to shut up.

So?




 :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 28, 2019, 02:39:09 PM

 There is a BIG difference between a democracy and a constitutional Republic .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 28, 2019, 03:03:36 PM
Amazing how a little snow can effect people.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 29, 2019, 12:14:37 PM

 Treasures of wickedness profit nothing ; but righteousness delivereth from death. Proverbs 10 :2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 30, 2019, 04:04:03 PM

 Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a close resemblance to the first.   Ronald Reagan.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2019, 04:58:47 PM

As long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you will always have the support of Paul.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 02, 2019, 02:32:00 PM

 Indian builds small fire and stands up close. White man builds big fire and stands way back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on October 02, 2019, 03:07:01 PM

 Indian builds small fire and stands up close. White man builds big fire and stands way back.

 :highclap:  I've always LOVED this saying, especially since we lived on a Rez for a dozen years or so.  My Indian friends built the biggest campfires I've ever seen except for a German fellow who lived in the Yukon, who may have tied them.  If you have ever seen those house size piles of wood logging debris, it was normal for Indian men I was hunting with to light the thing on fire.  We couldn't park a pick-up within 30 yards without blistering the paint.  Gasoline or diesel in large quantity was normal fire starting "kindling."

Another one that never got old was when we'd be hunting on a logging road and would come came across beer cans.  My faithful Indian companion, whoever he was that day, would squint his eyes, look carefully around as if alert to an ambush and say, "Indian sign."


 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2019, 02:27:38 PM

  Making good people helpless does not make bad people harmless .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 04, 2019, 04:20:22 PM

 Water leaks never happen when you have time to fix them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 05, 2019, 12:36:54 PM

 I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general , but I know it is incredibly delicious. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2019, 08:23:25 AM

 He that gathereth in summer is a wise son, but he that sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame. Proverbs 10:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 07, 2019, 02:54:20 PM

Always be nice to anyone who has access to your toothbrush.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 07, 2019, 03:18:49 PM
Sometimes doing nothing is the best option. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 08, 2019, 04:51:42 PM

 Fight with a happy heart and a strong spirit. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 08, 2019, 04:54:58 PM
Funerals for those the age of your own kids are damb tough. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2019, 03:26:24 PM

 When everything you know is a lie, the CIA's mission will be complete.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 09, 2019, 05:44:42 PM
Shoulda done it sooner, sucks. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 10, 2019, 04:09:02 PM

 I'm going to plead with you, do not cross us , because if you do , the survivors will write about what we do for 10,000 years. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 11, 2019, 05:45:52 PM

 They can run, but they will just die tired. Marine quote.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 11, 2019, 10:22:02 PM
Getting things ready for winter and not having any screw ups is nice. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 12, 2019, 08:53:09 AM
Murphy's Law - If things are going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Finnegan's Theorem - Murphy was a fricking optimist!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 12, 2019, 11:05:30 AM

 Man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 12, 2019, 08:52:47 PM
 An escaped pullet has no chance against a  :doh2: :argh: woman with a fish net. :laught17: :laught17:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2019, 01:37:58 PM

 Blessings are upon the head of the just , but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked . Proverbs 10:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 14, 2019, 07:17:24 AM
There ain't much more Joy in life better than dragging a new GMC home for a buddy with your 35 year old Ford. :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on October 14, 2019, 08:22:52 AM
There ain't much more Joy in life better than dragging a new GMC home for a buddy with your 35 year old Ford. :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:

 :alscalls:  Pitw, you have an ornery streak in you!  I will admit that I enjoyed returning down a soft snowy logging road past two brand new 4x4 pickups at the bottom of the hill where they had torn up the slope trying unsuccessfully to follow my tracks up the road.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2019, 05:33:53 PM

 Don't throw your pearls to swine.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2019, 03:27:20 PM

 So many dirtbags, so little time.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:34:39 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......

  Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:48:02 PM

 Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Gen. James Mattis.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2019, 04:46:11 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......

  Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
no sir ,sure wasn't much dug around these parts,,, drought and high temps. had it gone by time season came in ......
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: nastygunz on October 18, 2019, 03:57:52 AM
 I used to hunt the magical root with my pappy when I was a lad  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2019, 04:21:53 PM

  old locust posts dull a chain in a hurry .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2019, 04:22:27 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......

  Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
no sir ,sure wasn't much dug around these parts,,, drought and high temps. had it gone by time season came in ......

  same here Chief.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2019, 02:37:51 PM

 Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2019, 02:51:13 PM

 The memory of the just is blessed, but the name of the wicked shall rot. Proverbs 10 :7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 20, 2019, 04:41:21 PM
Good compost comes after a bit a rot. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 21, 2019, 05:43:32 PM

 shale is better for filling potholes than gravel.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on October 21, 2019, 10:22:36 PM

 shale is better for filling potholes than gravel.

 :confused:  Our shale cuts tires and causes a fair number of flats. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2019, 06:03:39 PM

  The only reason the government wants to disarm you after 243 years is  because they intend to do something you would shoot them for.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 23, 2019, 07:48:54 PM

  The only reason the government wants to disarm you after 243 years is  because they intend to do something you would shoot them for.

That fits more country's than yours. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2019, 03:30:24 PM

 In 1776 the British demanded we give them our guns. We shot them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2019, 04:03:24 PM

 I wish no man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 26, 2019, 10:34:55 AM
A four year old can pick the biggest grape or whatever out of your hand every time. :readthis: :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2019, 01:17:10 PM

 Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 26, 2019, 01:48:16 PM

 Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.

Ya tired of making baby's? :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2019, 01:31:35 PM

 Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.

Ya tired of making baby's? :shrug:

   Don't want more babies, but  Not tired of practicing.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2019, 01:32:42 PM

  The wise in heart will receive commandments, but a pratting fool shall fail. Proverbs 10:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 27, 2019, 04:16:29 PM
What's a pratting fool?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2019, 03:19:28 PM
What's a pratting fool?

  one who talks excessively and pointlessly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2019, 04:00:10 PM

  never interfere with your enemy while he is busy destroying himself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 28, 2019, 06:01:49 PM
What's a pratting fool?

  one who talks excessively and pointlessly.

Ohhhhhhhh    Meeeeeee. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2019, 01:38:23 PM
What's a pratting fool?

  one who talks excessively and pointlessly.

Ohhhhhhhh    Meeeeeee. :yoyo:

   :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2019, 01:39:49 PM

 Thunder makes the noise but lightning does the work. Chad Brock
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2019, 03:13:21 PM

 God made man but Colt made them equal. Tom Selleck in Quigley Down Under.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2019, 01:32:21 PM

 Imagine if you will a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws making it illegal to hate them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2019, 04:51:43 PM

  A true diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 02, 2019, 01:26:44 PM

 Many hands make light work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 02, 2019, 03:39:42 PM

 Many hands make light work.

Sometimes. :holdon:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 03, 2019, 12:46:38 PM

 He that walketh uprightly walketh surely, but he that perverteth his ways shall be known. Proverbs 10:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 04, 2019, 04:21:14 PM

  bumpy roads lead to beautiful places.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 05, 2019, 02:00:35 PM

 Socialism wants to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 06, 2019, 06:07:09 PM

 It's amazing how much panic one honest man can spread amongst a multitude of hypocrites. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 06, 2019, 09:19:56 PM
Don't laugh if your wife screws up making bread. :innocentwhistle: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 07, 2019, 02:09:44 PM

 Status quo is Latin for the mess we are in . Ronald Reagan.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 08, 2019, 02:31:55 PM

 Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 09, 2019, 08:51:25 AM

 Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 10, 2019, 10:07:00 AM

 Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins. Proverbs 10:12
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 11, 2019, 03:46:54 PM

 The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event . That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 11, 2019, 04:38:03 PM
Fly's slow down this time of year. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 12, 2019, 03:55:08 PM

 These days a democrat is a man who believes he's a woman , dressed up as a giant vagina, screaming that Trump is not normal. Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 13, 2019, 04:14:58 PM

 Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 13, 2019, 06:23:19 PM
  A good trip don't cost ya nothing more than a hip.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 14, 2019, 04:02:46 PM

 Since this is an era when many people are concerned about 'fairness' and 'social justice' , what is your 'fair share ' of what someone else has worked for ? Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 15, 2019, 06:33:01 PM
 Democrats are against foreign interference in our elections but want illegal aliens to vote.  :confused: :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 16, 2019, 12:03:52 PM

 People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything . Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 16, 2019, 01:01:34 PM
Marry someone younger than yourself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 17, 2019, 12:04:36 PM

 The labour of the righteous tendeth to life , the fruit of the wicked to sin . Proverbs 10:16
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 18, 2019, 05:53:37 PM

 Watching the left try to come up with a scheme to catch Pres. Trump is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the road runner.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: riverboss on November 18, 2019, 08:08:47 PM
It's painful to see such stupidity in our government.

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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 19, 2019, 04:21:22 PM

Pres. Trump's wall will cost less than the Obamacare website.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2019, 04:49:11 PM

 It is easier to build strong children than repair broken men. Frederick Douglas
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 20, 2019, 06:13:21 PM
People who don't shoot enough sure seem to wreck a lot of meat. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 21, 2019, 03:49:09 PM

 Real riches are the riches possessed inside .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 22, 2019, 04:23:00 PM

 A bad day hunting beats a good day at work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 23, 2019, 09:49:51 PM

 You can't pick your family but you can pick your friends
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 24, 2019, 09:15:59 AM

 The lips of the righteous feed many , but fools die for want of wisdom. Proverbs 10:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 25, 2019, 04:57:45 PM

Always treat a firearm as if it is loaded , even if you " know " it isn't.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 26, 2019, 02:49:50 PM

 When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 27, 2019, 10:47:37 AM

 If you make a promise , keep it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 28, 2019, 10:50:28 AM

 If people are free , they are not equal. If they are equal , they are not free.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 29, 2019, 11:02:53 AM

 It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 30, 2019, 05:25:32 PM

 Don't paint yourself into a corner.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on December 01, 2019, 09:31:31 AM

Bear lard makes wonderfully light and flakey pie crust!  I've heard that it is the best for making French pastries.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 01, 2019, 10:46:19 AM

Bear lard makes wonderfully light and flakey pie crust!  I've heard that it is the best for making French pastries.

  Good boot grease too . I use it on mine.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on December 01, 2019, 12:33:29 PM
Bear lard is extremely fine textured stuff.  I'm surprised that no one seems to use it in hand lotion (and give it some name to hide the source!)  After skinning a bear my hands are smooth for three days, and working with this lard has some of the same effect, lasting about 24 hours. Skinning takes me more time than rolling out a pie crust and works the fat into my hands more.   :innocentwhistle:

Picking and handling huckleberries has some of the same effect, making my hands smooth for a day or so.  I wonder if some substance in huckleberries is concentrated when the bear eats them and digests it, and is then transmitted through the bear fat.  There is a Ph.d. project for someone, maybe in organic chemistry.  :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on December 01, 2019, 08:05:10 PM
Can't make up a name for anything. Government passed the "Truth in labeling act." Skunks were marketed under four or five names. Soon as it had to be called skunk, nobody wanted to wear it, even though it is a lustrous, beautiful fur that wears well.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 02, 2019, 10:39:50 AM

 Freezing a skunk does not get rid of the smell.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 02, 2019, 11:15:58 AM
It really piss's off the kids when you won't watch their kids cause you wanna go fishing. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 03, 2019, 11:22:45 AM

 A miss is as good as a mile.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 03, 2019, 07:51:03 PM
Fishing without a bite is great when you getta see/track other cool stuff.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 04, 2019, 03:47:33 PM

 There are only 2 ways of telling the complete truth ; anonymously or posthumously. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 08, 2019, 10:19:53 AM

 Labour not to be rich, cease from thine own wisdom. Proverbs 23:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 09, 2019, 04:55:54 PM

 A group of baboons is called a congress.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 12, 2019, 06:59:45 PM
When the better half threatens to not cook butter tarts for ya if you don't get a shave and haircut.  Get a freaking hair cut and shave. :whew:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 13, 2019, 04:13:23 PM

 Talkers are usually more articulate than doers , since talk is their specialty.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 14, 2019, 03:46:30 PM

 Facts are not liberal's strong suit - rhetoric is.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 14, 2019, 05:04:17 PM
You will miss your long hair and bear with windchills around -40. :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 15, 2019, 11:26:36 AM

 Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye , neither desire thou his dainty meats. Proverbs 23 : 6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 16, 2019, 04:20:45 PM

 Whoever drinks beer , he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin , enters Heaven ! Thus, let us drink beer. Martin Luther.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 17, 2019, 06:07:35 PM

 There are few things more dishonorable than misleading the young.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 18, 2019, 03:38:13 PM

 A moral monopoly is the antithesis of a marketplace of ideas. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 19, 2019, 03:52:37 PM

 Life is tough , but it's tougher if you're stupid .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 20, 2019, 03:06:49 PM

 Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense than bailing out people who lost their life savings in a Vegas casino. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 21, 2019, 02:28:56 PM

 You miss every shot you don't take.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 23, 2019, 12:24:40 AM
4 1/2 inch angle grinders were not put on this world to trim your toe nails. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on December 23, 2019, 09:20:35 AM
Really????
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2019, 01:04:11 PM

 Shoveling shale will warm you up fast on a cold day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 24, 2019, 11:13:26 AM

 Pretty sure I posted this once before but it's a good one ;

  A group of baboons is called a congress .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: HaMeR on December 25, 2019, 06:35:39 AM
The pros & cons of government are Progress & Congress. Steven Wright,,, I think.    :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2019, 11:58:25 AM

 Today in the city of David has been born for you a savior who is Christ the Lord.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 26, 2019, 10:34:31 AM

 We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false . Former CIA director William Casey
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 26, 2019, 02:08:20 PM
When your wife says, "Give me something useful for Christmas".  It may be a good idea to rethink the idea of wrapping up a big batch of toilet paper. :doh2: [Also need an in pain emothingy here.]
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 27, 2019, 04:11:33 PM

  Engage your brain before you engage your weapon. Gen. Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 28, 2019, 01:33:17 PM

 If politicians stopped meddling with things they don't understand, there would be a more drastic reduction in the size of government than anyone in either party advocates. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 29, 2019, 09:47:43 AM

 Speak not in the ears of a fool ; for he will despise the wisdom of thy words. Proverbs 23:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 30, 2019, 01:20:28 PM

 There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline , cunning , obedience , and alertness, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim. Gen. Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 31, 2019, 06:23:40 PM
There is no substitute for victory. Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 01, 2020, 11:30:28 AM

 we don't need a civil war , we need an awakening.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 01, 2020, 11:39:03 AM
Winning an NFL pickem league as a canuck and all others are Americans is sooooooooo satisfying. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 02, 2020, 06:48:48 PM

 Never argue with an idiot.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 03, 2020, 02:30:24 PM

 The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 03, 2020, 02:44:51 PM

 The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.

Little late with this one.  Any tips on how to erase the early marks?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 04, 2020, 09:36:05 AM

 The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.

Little late with this one.  Any tips on how to erase the early marks?

  Lie ?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 04, 2020, 11:13:41 AM

 If you want politicians to see the light , you have to make them feel the heat.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 05, 2020, 01:49:15 PM


 Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. Exodus 20:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 06, 2020, 02:22:57 PM

 People don't care what you know until they know that you care.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 07, 2020, 10:29:23 AM

 When  we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. Peter  Marshall
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Post by: bambam on January 08, 2020, 04:11:15 PM

 Why  does nobody go to a muslim bakery and demand a gay wedding cake ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 09, 2020, 03:46:03 PM

 speak little, do much. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 10, 2020, 04:48:00 PM

 You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 11, 2020, 11:19:47 AM

 Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 12, 2020, 11:29:45 AM

 Apply thine heart unto instruction , and thine ears to the words of knowledge. Proverbs 23:12
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 13, 2020, 01:23:17 PM

 The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. General Patton
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Post by: bambam on January 14, 2020, 01:29:45 PM

 May God have mercy on my enemies, because I won't . Gen. Patton
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Post by: bambam on January 15, 2020, 02:05:04 PM

 Iran has no Walmarts but has 52 Targets.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 15, 2020, 04:36:25 PM
Cold can kill.

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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 16, 2020, 03:55:55 PM

 Every man must be for America or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war;  only patriots and traitors. Stephen Douglas
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 17, 2020, 01:04:51 PM

 One stick is easily broken, but a bundle of sticks is unbreakable.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 18, 2020, 10:42:11 AM

 Why is it greed to want to keep the money you earned but not greed to want to take someone else's money ? Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 19, 2020, 08:58:56 AM

  Let not thine heart envy sinners; but be thou in the fear of the Lord all the day long. Proverbs 23:17
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 20, 2020, 03:03:49 PM

 When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 21, 2020, 02:10:26 PM

 Once you are over the hill , you begin to pick up speed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on January 21, 2020, 03:43:23 PM
"Once you are over the hill , you begin to pick up speed."

That is because it is all down hill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 22, 2020, 04:02:56 PM

 Much of the social history of the western world over the past 3 decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 23, 2020, 04:06:56 PM

 There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed . It's really great !  General Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 24, 2020, 04:15:24 PM


 " Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment in American democracy and kill every one of them until they're so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact " . General Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 25, 2020, 08:39:37 AM


 I would trust my neighbors with more freedoms before I would trust my politicians with more power.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 26, 2020, 11:33:42 AM

 Be not thou envious against evil men , neither desire to be with them. Proverbs 24:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 27, 2020, 04:16:46 PM

  Think of the press as a great keyboard on which government can play. Joseph Goebbels, Nazi politician.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 28, 2020, 02:09:15 PM

 Propaganda works best when those who are being manipulated are confident they are acting on their own free will. Joseph Goebbels , Nazi politician
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 28, 2020, 05:30:55 PM
Never forget

to

HAVE FUN
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on January 28, 2020, 09:42:33 PM
Life is unpredictable: eat dessert first!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 29, 2020, 01:18:07 PM
Long hair cats and blue burrs don't work well together. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 29, 2020, 01:50:37 PM

 1st rule of propaganda;

Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.
 Joseph Goebbels, Nazi politician
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2020, 03:22:41 PM

 There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight , and truth will again triumph. Joseph Goebbels , Nazi politician.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 30, 2020, 05:31:22 PM
Don't take a hungry teenager grocery shopping. :doh2: :shock2: :loco:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on January 30, 2020, 06:59:35 PM
Don't take a hungry teenager grocery shopping. :doh2: :shock2: :loco:

Don't let ME go grocery shopping when I'm hungry!  :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 31, 2020, 04:06:43 PM


 May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not. Millard Fillmore
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 01, 2020, 11:02:42 AM

 When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 02, 2020, 10:44:52 AM


 A wise man is strong, yea a man of knowledge increaseth strength. Proverbs 24:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 03, 2020, 03:26:17 PM

 Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 03, 2020, 06:09:50 PM
Don't wipe your face while slicing onions. :doh2: :whew: :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 04, 2020, 04:48:43 PM

 Fortune favors the prepared mind. Louis Pasteur
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 05, 2020, 04:09:00 PM

 First lesson of economics is scarcity ; there is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 06, 2020, 03:40:48 PM

 Mice get caught in traps because they don't know why the cheese is free.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 07, 2020, 03:55:14 PM

 One man's sushi is another man's bait. John Wells
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 08, 2020, 10:26:50 AM

 Although it is way above our heads , it is still under God's feet.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 09, 2020, 03:06:52 PM


 If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small. Proverbs 24 : 10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 10, 2020, 05:08:44 PM

 Democrats couldn't organize a pi$$-off contest in a brewery. Steve Hilton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 11, 2020, 03:18:32 PM

 When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in , he has no choice but to become an outlaw. Nelson Mandela
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 12, 2020, 03:48:27 PM

 No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth. Plato
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 13, 2020, 05:20:19 PM

 We are sliding down the mire of  a democracy that pollutes the morals of the people before it swallows up their freedoms. Fisher Ames.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 14, 2020, 07:37:02 PM

 If liberty means anything at all , it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. George Orwell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 15, 2020, 02:49:52 PM

 If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 15, 2020, 06:33:45 PM

 If you want something done right, do it yourself.

Or just let the wife do it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 16, 2020, 12:29:08 PM

 For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the candle of the wicked shall be put out. Proverbs 24:20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 17, 2020, 01:37:59 PM

 Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 18, 2020, 04:27:22 PM

 Genius appears as insanity to imbeciles. Roseann Barr
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 19, 2020, 03:45:58 PM

 There are no solutions , there are only trade-offs. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 20, 2020, 05:33:53 PM

 If your vehicle is going to break down, you can bet it will be during the worst possible weather.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 21, 2020, 04:08:38 PM

 What is history but the story of how politicians have squandered the blood and treasure of the human race. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 22, 2020, 01:24:52 PM

 Politics is Hollywood for ugly people . Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 23, 2020, 10:06:27 AM

 Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause, and deceive not with thy lips. Proverbs 24:28
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 24, 2020, 04:35:51 PM

 We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark ; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. Plato
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 25, 2020, 08:02:44 PM

 Competition does a much more effective job than government at protecting consumers. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 26, 2020, 09:20:36 AM
Every once in a while keeping your mouth shut saves stitch's. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 26, 2020, 03:57:25 PM

 The same electricity that powers your appliances can also fry them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 28, 2020, 03:53:33 PM

 The fact that the market is not doing what we wish it would do is no reason to automatically assume that the government would do better. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 29, 2020, 12:30:47 PM

 Denial and inactivity prepare people well for the roles of victim and corpse.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 29, 2020, 05:40:23 PM
When the snow is going up it is a good time to bake bread.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 01, 2020, 03:46:46 PM

 Withhold not correction  from the child ; for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Proverbs 23:13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 01, 2020, 05:08:38 PM
Snow blower on tractor beats [L] outta pitw on shovel. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 02, 2020, 02:08:52 PM

 I don't lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word. General Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 03, 2020, 02:11:42 PM

 If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take equal portion , most people would be contented to take their own and depart. Socrates.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 04, 2020, 03:29:35 PM

 Be the hammer, not the nail.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 05, 2020, 03:36:11 PM

 Intellect is not wisdom .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 05, 2020, 09:47:23 PM

 Intellect is not wisdom .

Wisdom comes from doing something stupid first.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 06, 2020, 06:01:12 PM

 It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 07, 2020, 11:17:45 AM

 Don't believe everything you hear.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on March 07, 2020, 12:03:11 PM

 Don't believe everything you hear.
.....and only half of what you see...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 08, 2020, 10:04:30 AM

 Truly my soul waiteth upon God ; from him cometh my salvation. Psalm 62:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 09, 2020, 05:12:34 PM

 " Cut the pizza into 4 pieces, cause I'm not hungry enough for 8 . "  Yogi Berra
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2020, 05:08:59 PM

 You can never change what you avoid ; engage your world and make a difference. Mylus Munroe
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 11, 2020, 03:47:56 PM

 Live as if you were you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. Mahatma Gandhi
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Post by: bambam on March 12, 2020, 05:05:07 PM

 Women and cats will do what they please , and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert Heinlein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 12, 2020, 06:09:26 PM
Having a cold from [L] sure knocks the pooh outta a person.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 13, 2020, 03:45:42 PM

 Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 14, 2020, 04:25:31 PM

 If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 15, 2020, 03:31:22 PM

 Trust in him at all times , ye people , pour out your heart before him; God is a refuge for us. Psalm 62:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 16, 2020, 07:25:30 PM

 Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 17, 2020, 07:16:17 PM

 The IRS should be listed as a terrorist organization.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 18, 2020, 07:13:59 PM


 Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 19, 2020, 03:04:40 PM

 Therapy is to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 20, 2020, 07:30:12 PM

 The sheep are confused. Toilet paper for survival …...…? How stupid.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 20, 2020, 09:23:10 PM
Finger works. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on March 21, 2020, 09:55:06 AM
went to a couple stores that sells ammo yesterday,,not a bullet left ..from 22's to 308...all sold out...my buddy owns a gun shop ,he has had record sales of guns and ammo in the last 3 weeks,,,,guess everybody is geared up to defend their toilet paper.....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on March 21, 2020, 11:13:06 AM
People , a short time ago, were saying "You don't need that much ammo." are the same people buying 500 rolls of TP.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 21, 2020, 01:52:39 PM

 Fear not sayeth the Lord.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 22, 2020, 10:46:36 AM

 Ye are blessed of the Lord which made heaven and earth. Psalm 115:15
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 23, 2020, 03:02:05 PM

 Pray for peace but prepare for war.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 24, 2020, 06:46:43 PM

 Don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 25, 2020, 07:45:07 PM

 Some days you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 25, 2020, 08:57:12 PM
Not buying gas at the first price drop feels good when it goes way down.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 26, 2020, 05:25:11 PM

 The world only beats a path to your door when you are in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 27, 2020, 06:17:20 PM

 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 28, 2020, 02:36:27 PM

 This is NOT another 4 year election .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 29, 2020, 01:41:12 PM

 God is our refuge and strength , a very present help in trouble.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 30, 2020, 06:33:24 PM

 Working in the garden is a GREAT stress relief.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 30, 2020, 07:54:18 PM

 Working in the garden is a GREAT stress relief.

Ya like shoveling snow? :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 31, 2020, 03:34:41 PM

 Well done is better than well said. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 01, 2020, 07:44:43 PM

 Tell me and I forget, teach me and I remember, involve me and I learn. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 02, 2020, 05:08:34 PM

 Without freedom of thought , there can be no such thing as wisdom, and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech. Ben Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 02, 2020, 06:01:51 PM
Life is like a cat.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 03, 2020, 05:24:31 PM

 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups . George Carlin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on April 04, 2020, 08:47:03 AM

 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups . George Carlin
Like Congress.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 05, 2020, 07:17:54 AM

 They shall fall by the sword, they shall be a portion for foxes. Psalm 63:10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 06, 2020, 05:43:16 PM

 It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education . Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 07, 2020, 09:38:03 PM

 We are born naked , hungry , and wet, then things get worse.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 08, 2020, 06:22:14 PM

 one thing possums are good for is the compost pile.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 09, 2020, 01:22:15 PM

 Democrats only want mail-in voting so they can cheat in the election.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 10, 2020, 04:32:37 PM

 Some people are like slinkys ; pretty  much worthless but it sure makes you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 11, 2020, 03:27:12 PM


  This is Prime Minister Modi of India;

 
 https://twitter.com/mthor2sc/status/1246520135327846400?s=20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 12, 2020, 01:51:39 PM

 He is risen !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on April 12, 2020, 07:25:40 PM
Turn of mainstream media
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 13, 2020, 05:20:36 PM

 If Pres. Trump walked on water, the MSM would say he can't swim.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 13, 2020, 07:05:25 PM

 If Pres. Trump walked on water, the MSM would say he can't swim.

 :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 14, 2020, 05:17:32 PM

 If you are fighting fair, your tactics suck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 15, 2020, 01:06:39 PM

 The best way the government can give us money is to not take it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 16, 2020, 02:48:37 PM

 During this shutdown, pay-per-view hangings for treason would be great sport.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 16, 2020, 03:05:03 PM
Living prepared makes you ready for little burps like some people are experiencing right now. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 17, 2020, 04:27:54 PM

 I often regret that I have spoken ;  never that I have been silent.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 18, 2020, 03:16:13 PM

 Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity. Marshall McLuhan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2020, 02:49:05 PM

 As for me , I will call upon God, and the Lord shall save me.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2020, 05:14:54 PM

 Mice die in mousetraps because they don't understand  why the cheese is free. Same with socialism.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2020, 02:28:19 PM

 Drinking is a crutch and a sign of weak character . Make mine a double.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2020, 08:31:51 PM

 when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Thomas Jefferson
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Post by: bambam on April 23, 2020, 03:47:09 PM

 Big pharma doesn't make you well, it makes you a customer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2020, 08:45:13 PM

 A bad day fishing beats a good day at work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2020, 01:43:12 PM

 Thou shalt have no other gods before me . Exodus 20:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2020, 05:03:21 PM

 It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad deed to lose it. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 28, 2020, 07:17:50 PM

 You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 30, 2020, 03:58:34 PM

 It is not for any man to tell another man his rights; our rights are given by God.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2020, 07:28:27 PM

 High , rushing water is not good for topsoil.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2020, 09:56:32 AM

 Matthew 24: 6-14

  6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains. 9"Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2020, 06:16:59 PM

 Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on May 05, 2020, 07:25:01 AM
Thanks for posting these tips of the day.  I normally don't reply, but I do enjoy reading them each day.   :highclap:      :highclap:    :highclap:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2020, 03:15:36 PM
Thanks for posting these tips of the day.  I normally don't reply, but I do enjoy reading them each day.   :highclap:      :highclap:    :highclap:

  Thank you sir. Anyone else feel free to post them too.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2020, 03:17:38 PM

 The meek shall inherit the earth, and the bank shall repossess it. Sawyer Brown.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 06, 2020, 07:58:29 PM

 When the well is dry, they know the worth of water. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2020, 06:16:39 PM

 Good wins in the end. God bless Gen. Flynn !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2020, 07:49:15 PM

 elderberry syrup is good for preventing/ treating colds and flu .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2020, 02:40:18 PM

 Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 09, 2020, 07:49:22 PM

 Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive.  :yoyo:
Even better to talk someone else into doing it for you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 09, 2020, 09:03:43 PM

 Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive.  :yoyo:
Even better to talk someone else into doing it for you.

Yeah, it made me think his mexican quit.  :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 10, 2020, 02:03:31 PM

 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Exodus 20:16
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 11, 2020, 03:06:39 PM

 Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. Donald Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2020, 05:55:28 PM

 Chinese communist party lays off entire propaganda team because American media is doing the job for them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2020, 06:55:23 PM

 The constitution does not guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. Ben Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 14, 2020, 05:40:21 PM

 Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2020, 09:55:47 PM

 Don't take the vaccine until Bill Gates takes it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 15, 2020, 10:08:44 PM
Not even then as that prick probably has an antidote.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2020, 04:58:22 PM
Not even then as that prick probably has an antidote.

   :yoyo: :highclap: Totally agree.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2020, 04:58:48 PM

 A 12 pack a day keeps the virus away.  :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2020, 06:55:52 PM

 He will bless them that fear the Lord, both small and great. Psalm 115:13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 18, 2020, 07:54:32 PM

 Slugs and snails can wreck your cabbage and broccoli, but a few minutes picking them off at night , and feeding them to your chickens, saves your plants and your chickens will love you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 18, 2020, 08:20:27 PM
Finding a new tire on a screwed rim means ya found a new tire. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 19, 2020, 05:03:04 PM

 When your granddaughter eats rabbit for the first time and LOVES it, it's time to let the rabbits breed .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 19, 2020, 05:36:39 PM
Grand kids can get a man in more trouble than a woman. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 20, 2020, 08:52:34 PM

 Give praise to God for every day, and live it like it's your last.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 20, 2020, 09:41:47 PM

 Give praise to God for every day, and live it like it's your last.

Unless of course you are gonna lose your virginity tomorrow. :holdon:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2020, 04:41:03 PM

 Absentee ballots from South Carolina found in Maryland...……………… Yep, vote by mail is totally safe.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 21, 2020, 06:16:14 PM
New life showing up makes for a good day.
Just like they said the chicks would show up on the 21st and I still get a kick outta picking up the mail and listening to them peep on the way home.  Cool damp morning but they all came out alive and we got 4 extra birds for the loss in transit thingy.

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I really wish every body could do this as it is a learning experience that you really can't learn how to do any other way.  The Donny is in charge of the chicks for today and the he has to look after the 4 year old nephew as well.  He already decided it was to cool and added a plastic roof to make a smaller space to heat cause it is so cool out.[color me impressed]
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on May 22, 2020, 10:48:03 AM
Mandy has an incubator and just had about twelve hatched, plus she has two hens sitting on twenty eggs.  Our ten-year-old grandson is in charge of the operation.  He sells free-range eggs for $5.00 per dozen and has more customers than eggs.   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2020, 10:32:19 PM

 Demonrats are learning that releasing criminals from jail due to coronavirus doesn't lead to less virus, but DOES lead to more crime.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2020, 09:22:27 PM

 cutting up 1 1/2 beefs in 4 hours is easy when the cutters know what they are doing .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 24, 2020, 12:22:40 AM

Demonrats are learning that releasing criminals from jail due to coronavirus doesn't lead to less virus, but DOES lead to more crime.
They have not learned anything. Those poor underprivileged prisoners. Oh boo-hoo.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 24, 2020, 10:17:25 PM

 Bullfrogs put rappers to shame . ( make a lot more sense too ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 25, 2020, 05:25:14 PM

 If the fish aren't biting.........……. switch baits .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 26, 2020, 06:14:38 PM

 Life is what happens while we are making other plans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 27, 2020, 08:08:28 PM

 Nancy Piglosi, " Every crisis including coronavirus is an opportunity to advance leftist agenda " .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 28, 2020, 08:32:08 PM

 Kids you have raised and sweated and bled for can cut your heart out in a second.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 28, 2020, 09:22:28 PM

 Kids you have raised and sweated and bled for can cut your heart out in a second.

And again and again. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2020, 08:19:43 PM

 A thunderstorm and high wind can sure screw a nice evening of fishing in a hurry.  :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on May 30, 2020, 07:34:28 AM
A thunderstorm and high wind can sure screw a nice evening of fishing in a hurry.  :sad:

And if you really want to have it screwed, be in the middle of Lake Erie when that happens.   :sad3:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2020, 12:06:55 PM

 All the horns of the wicked also will I cut off , but the horns of the righteous shall be exalted.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 31, 2020, 02:02:31 PM
Shooting a 30+ year old horse ain't as easy as it looks. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 01, 2020, 05:31:09 PM
A bad security system is no bullets. Jase Robertson
 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2020, 07:44:32 PM

 rabbit poop in water is good fertilizer .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2020, 06:37:42 PM

 Wise men don't need advice . Fools won't take it . Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2020, 05:08:34 PM

 When abortion clinics and liquor stores are allowed to stay open, but people can't go to church and worship, it's time to take our country back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 04, 2020, 07:32:58 PM
35 year old brake lines can seize mighty solid. :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 06, 2020, 09:53:29 PM

 Food cooked on a campfire is way better than on a stove.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 07, 2020, 04:45:03 PM

 The Lord shall increase you more and more , you and your children. Psalm 115:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 08, 2020, 03:29:51 PM

 Imagine a world where people believe the earth's temperature can be controlled by giving the government more money.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 09, 2020, 04:31:13 PM

 I will not censor myself just to comfort your ignorance.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 10, 2020, 04:23:33 PM

 Fight the good fight, finish the race, keep the faith .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 10, 2020, 05:46:20 PM
Gravity works.[still] :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2020, 03:19:14 PM

 The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2020, 06:52:19 PM

 If black lives really mattered to the MSM , they would be reporting on all the Chicago murders.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2020, 11:36:57 AM

 I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard. Micah 5:15
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 16, 2020, 03:48:51 PM

 Tearing down statues will not change history or end racism; it will only make it worse.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on June 17, 2020, 09:37:50 AM

 Tearing down statues will not change history or end racism; it will only make it worse.
...true....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 17, 2020, 03:39:38 PM

 Today's anti-fascists become tomorrow's neo-fascists. Winston Churchill
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 17, 2020, 03:53:30 PM
Having young folk around who are willing to help fix a problem is priceless. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 18, 2020, 02:32:11 PM

 Half of Americans have below average IQ . They are called liberals .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2020, 05:14:10 PM

 Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with the results. Gen. George Patton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2020, 09:21:12 AM

 Blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 22, 2020, 09:18:58 PM

 You have enemies ? Good . That means you've stood for something in your life. Winston Churchill ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 23, 2020, 04:26:51 PM

 You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on June 23, 2020, 08:32:33 PM

 You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
One of the worst kinds. By the time you realize you are getting burnt; you are FRIED!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 23, 2020, 11:04:32 PM

 You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
One of the worst kinds. By the time you realize you are getting burnt; you are FRIED!!!

That sounds more like someone slipping stuff into your drinks. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2020, 11:20:13 PM

 It may be over our heads , but it is still under God's feet.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2020, 08:18:26 PM

 You know your drag is set too low when you spend 30 minutes trying to reel in a weed.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 26, 2020, 10:40:34 PM
Lawn chairs rot at different speeds.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2020, 08:23:53 PM

 seeing your granddaughter catch one big fish is worth 100 you catch yourself .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 28, 2020, 11:59:19 AM

 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 29, 2020, 04:19:45 PM

 A sheep spends its entire life fearing the wolf , only to be eaten by the shepherd.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 30, 2020, 05:50:36 PM

 Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. John Wayne
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2020, 03:26:11 PM

 Good people rarely realize how motivated the enemy is.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2020, 08:20:09 PM

 Will BLM paint Black Lives Matter in front of abortion clinics ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 04, 2020, 01:45:29 PM

 Ice sells out fast when it's 99 and humid.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2020, 07:10:56 PM

 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain . Exodus 20:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2020, 06:29:17 PM

 Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Ben Franklin .