To my Liberal Friends.

[Bopeye]

To All My  Liberal  Friends:
       
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish
is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.


   
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.
   

There.  That otta' make just about everybody Happy.

[GunDog]

Yep - I think ya about covered all the bases ... 

[HaMeR]

I'm just gonna say Merry CHRISTmas!!   

[Hawks Feather]

Thanks Bop,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well.


Jerry

[Yotehntr]

   MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[Jimmie in Ky]

Reading the first paragraph I was thinkn' a kickin' yer butt. Then I found the rest  Merry Christmas and a very happy ad healthy new year.  Jimmie

[FinsnFur]

Nice.

Looks an awful lot like the one here.. http://www.thatwasfunny.com/politically-correct-christmas-card/75
and here
http://malnurturedsnay.net/2006/12/15/please-accept-with-no-obligation-implied-or-implicit-our-best-wishes/

[alscalls]

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!

[Frogman]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Jim

[Bopeye]

I got that in an email and laughed so hard I had to send it to all my liberal and conservative friends alike. Some of them failed to find the humor in it, but what's new, eh? 

Then when I got home I thought maybe all of you could use a good laugh as well.

Sorry if y'all thought I came up with it. I just copied and pasted it here.