Depressed.........

[FOsteology]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the
promised land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds,
etc . . .

I called lifeline... got a phuggin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal....

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck! 

[golfertrout]

lol good one

[slagmaker]

Very good one

[Bopeye]

I liked that one. Too bad it's so close to the truth. 

[FinsnFur]

...they asked if I could drive a truck

that WUZ good

[WldWldWest]

Damned if that aint Clever!


Now I'm depressed