A childrens story, written by me for my little niece

[nastygunz]

 

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Princess Heather who lived in a giant castle in the Kingdom of Bath.

One day she decided to go visit her favorite uncle in the whole world, the famous Knight, Sir Jimmy!

Knowing that her wagon would take quite some time to get to the Kingdom of Concord where Sir Jimmy lived she had to pack a few things into her royal wagon.

After some thought she packed a six pack of Uncle Mikes Royal Lemonade just in case she happened to run into her favorite aunt, The Lady Aunty Rose Farr.

She also packed some Royal Toilet Paper in case she had an emergency while traveling!

In case she got hungry she packed some candy and popcorn and a granola bar or two. When she was all ready to go her servant Uncle Leroy, hitched up her 2 magical animals, Stella and Eve, to her coach and off she went !!

It was a beautiful day for a visit, the sky was as a blue as a robin’s egg and the sun felt like a warm golden blanket covering Princess Heathers shoulders.

Everything was going wonderfully until all of a sudden the sky darkened and there was a giant rush of wind and all of a sudden a huge dragon landed in front of the coach and blocked it from going forward.

The giant dragon had huge red teeth and purple eyes and gold skin and had smoke coming out of its nose and mouth. It looked at the beautiful Princess Heather and said I know you! Many years ago your father, King Pudgy Bear, stole all my dragons gold !!

Well the beautiful Princess Heather said Oh My! I did not know that or have anything to do with it, what is your name, maybe we can be friends?!

My name is Hillary said the mighty dragon, and not only are we not going to be friends, BUT I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!!

Well the beautiful Princess Heather said EEEKKKK! Please wont somebody help me?? And just by luck the strong young village blacksmith, whose name just happened to be Mighty Matt Smith,  happened to be walking by to go to the village pub for a liquid lunch.

He heard the beautiful Princess Heather cry out for help and he ran over to her and jumped on the dragons back and bonked her over the head with his unopened bottle of 20 year old malt scotch and then put her in the Cobra Clutch choke hold and knocked her cold.

Mighty Matt then tied up the dragon and when the dragon woke up he would not untie her until she signed a paper saying she would never bother the beautiful Princess Heather again, which she did!

After the naughty dragon flew away the beautiful Princess Heather offered Mighty Matt gold and diamonds and riches beyond imagination for saving her, but Mighty Matt said the only riches I want is your love beautiful Princess Heather !

So the beautiful Princess Heather and Mighty Matt fell in love and got married and now are King Matt and Queen Heather and now have 3 wonderful children, the beautiful and sweet Princess Maia, the strong and fearless Prince Gavin, and the tiny but tough Prince Finley, and they all lived happily ever after in their castle in the Kingdom of Bath!

p.s. Sir Jimmy is still Queen Heathers favorite uncle !...”)

[HaMeR]

 

[nastygunz]

* The legend also says Sir Knight uncle Jimmy is an uncommonly good looking man and a great fisherman too !

[Hawks Feather]

* The legend also says Sir Knight uncle Jimmy is an uncommonly good looking man and a great fisherman too !

You made that part up.

[nastygunz]

Busted!