Jim's bear hunt

[straycat]

Jim was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder; he turned around and saw a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, "Jim, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." Jim decided to bend over.

He felt sore for two weeks, but Jim soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Jim. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex."

Again, Jim thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Jim finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge.

But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Jim turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there. The Polar Bear said, "Admit it Jim, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"   
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[Todd Rahm]

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[Mallardsr]

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[FinsnFur]

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Are ya sure his name wasn't something other then Jim?

[Jeb]

 

[canine]

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Boy I'm glad i wasn't the one goin bear hunting...

JD

[FinsnFur]

Yeah, especially after that crate incident eh?   

[fuzz624]

See JD thay took it easy on ya.Id way rather have a crate on the pecker than a bear in the butt.

[Rick223]

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[bearmanric]

Heard that one at camp good one. Rick

[DogKicker]

WOW! That one got me laughing!  :roflmao: I thought that Jim went bear hunting, and being new... the only Jim I know on here is, well we all know who.  Funny... very funny!