Walmart Ban

[straycat]

I have this on authority that a well known owner of this board was banned from Walmart

Here is the version of what he said

"They won't let me shop at Wal-Mart Anymore . . .


Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Toot, the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse on this stupid question, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! "

I am sure the part about sniffing an Irish Setters Ass wasnt true- I have it on the same good authority that he was actually bent down to admire a female beagle as she was in front of him
                               

[possumal]

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Jeb]

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[bowjunkie]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
                                                          :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[HaMeR]

Yeah!! :roflmao: :roflmao:  What they ^^^ :roflmao: what they^^^ :roflmao: :roflmao:  said!!

[Hawks Feather]

Jim,

All I can say is I have NO idea how this story got released to the news media.  I had nothing to do with it.     


Name withheld to protect the poster.

[FinsnFur]

That was my first question.....who's the member?  :roflmao: :roflmao:

[wv_yoter]

  :roflmao: That's pretty dang funny.

[coyotehunter_1]

 :roflmao: I hope he don't start chasing stray cats 

[HaMeR]

Did they take your smilie sticker back?? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[possumal]

Could it be Ohio Bob?  :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Hawks Feather]

I think the first line holds the answer.

I have this on authority that a well known owner of this board was banned from Walmart.

[keekee]

I knew the news would get out in due time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Brent

[songdog]

        Stupid questions deserve stuppid answers... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Vincenator]

That reminds me Im low on dog food!