My ex-wife was killed in a horrible accident last night

[straycat]

Luckily none of her minions were reported missing.

[FinsnFur]

         

...................... :shck: hey wait a sec!...she's wearin your socks.

Or......did she win those in the divorce?

[keekee]

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[Todd Rahm]

Lol............................

I was telling the wife last night as we drove to town, that my new truck had a wife detector in it.

A little pre-note: The truck has a sensor in the front seat and ifts over 70 pounds in activates, and under 70 pounds it won't activate. So the kids are too light to engage it. 

So she says "Well what do you mean?"

I pointed to the rearview mirror and said "when ever you ride with me  it says air bag on, and when your not with me it says air bag off so I figured it had a wife detector in it. Pretty cool Huh honey" 

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Boy did I get the look.  :roflmao:

[straycat]

Jim.............you been peepin in my winder again?   Next thing we know you'll start a " I'm in love" thread with my name in it !!! You prevert!  

[FinsnFur]

 

[horndog]

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