NEW PICKUP LINE FOR COUNTRY BOYS

[nastygunz]

 
QUICK!, TAKE YOUR BRA OFF I THINK I SEE A TICK!!!

[Bopeye]

Used that one at least three times. It works like a charm up to a certain age. 

[nastygunz]

My youngest brother said that to his wife while he was on the phone with me.............she told him to shut up and get to mowing the lawn....true love  :roflmao:

[LORDDAL]

hey thats better than my old line "here hold muh beer and watch this " oh wait that may have been another line things were a bit fuzzy at the time