Recruiting pro staff

[Okanagan]

With unkind comments about pro staff recently,  I've been thinking about this topic.  

Why don't we have Pro-Staff promoters wearing caps proudly advertising Depends?

How about Pro-Staff for Denture adhesives?

Some of us would do well as pro-staff for male girdles.

For all of the Pro-staff wannabes, don't despair.  There are openings in some big companies with well known products.  I can envision a video with a Pro-Staffer wearing a Preparation-H cap.  Everybody knows that company.  Think of the status it would give the proud hunter who makes their Pro-Staff.

If you haven't yet made the Faux Preaux first team, or even their second or fifth team, there is still hope.  I've not seen Pro-staff for drool inhibitors though many of us need them.  Special reading glasses to read the screen on your super whiz remote controller, or a magnifying cover lens for it?    Hearing aids, now there is a promising field for Pro-staffers.

Surely we can explore possibilities while keeping to family standards.  What other products and companies could we recommend to those among us desperately seeking Pro-Staff status?

Baby wipes?  Really soft toilet tissue?  ...for the tough man, who is also tender.

[FinsnFur]

Ok, but I'm not wearing no Enzyte hat.

[Bopeye]

I guess I could make a killer pro-staffer for Twinkies or maybe Xanax..........who knows, maybe even Hooked on Phonics.  :roflmao:

[Tikaani]

I got dips on Viagra Pro STAFF, and Victoria Secrets Pro Staff.  And while we're at it I want to be a Hooters Pro Staffer and I ain't talkin' restaurants

[Todd Rahm]

Victoria Secrets Pro Staff

John I just cant see ya in a thong or lace....

Hooters Pro Staffer

Nor skin tight shorts. 

Come to think of it, I don't want see your Viagra Pro Staffer Hero Photos either.   





Whos the sick fella that started this post. 

[HaMeR]

How about the Bopeye Cellphone Pic Pro Staff!!  :roflmao: :roflmao:


Thanks for the offer Ok but unless I'm on the BITE ME PS I'll stick with being on the "Useless" Pro Staff!!   

[Bopeye]

How about the Bopeye Cellphone Pic Pro Staff!!  :roflmao: :roflmao:


Thanks for the offer Ok but unless I'm on the BITE ME PS I'll stick with being on the "Useless" Pro Staff!!   

Hamer, if you haven't made the Bite Me prostaff by now, then you never will. 

And keep my cellphone pics out of the conversation ya pea brained yank. 

[Jeb]

I got dips on Viagra Pro STAFF, and Victoria Secrets Pro Staff.  And while we're at it I want to be a Hooters Pro Staffer and I ain't talkin' restaurants

lmao  :roflmao: :roflmao:

[KySongDog]

I'm pretty sure I qualify for muff diving pro staff.  Just need me a hat to prove it!   

[pitw]

I don't know as I ever saw where there more people that needed to be on the Bull Shippers pro staff .

[Todd Rahm]

I'm pretty sure I qualify for muff diving pro staff.  Just need me a hat to prove it!

(Insert spiiting coffe smilie)


Wouldn't a hat be counter productive in your line of Pro Staffing?  :roflmao:

[KySongDog]

Naw, ya wear it backwards - Billy Bob Bad Azz style.    :roflmao:

[Todd Rahm]

Naw, ya wear it backwards - Billy Bob Bad Azz style

Ah, my bad. I get it now......thats so she can read your hat and see what Pro Staff your on. 

[KySongDog]

 :roflmao:  :roflmao:

[Silencer]

anyone pick up the "armchair hunter" pro-staff ?   or couch tater hunter pro-staff ?   Lately the way things have been going I could wear both proudly....

[HaMeR]

 :roflmao: @ ^^^^!!

[alscalls]

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