PETA & Motorcylce Gangs

[JohnP]

Johnstown, PA (BNSE): Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail.

[topdawg]

they tried that at a national fur trappers association convention in Tenn.     two guys walked up to a persons booth and pored fake blood over a bunch of fur he was selling..........the two guys left in a purty box van with red lights flashin on top of it....with smiles that had more gaps than teeth lol

what are the thinking.....there is only so many face you can smack before some one ripes off your head

[nailbender]

  :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Jimmie in Ky]

Shows just how dang stupid some folks are in believing they can dictate what the rest of us do , say or wear. Any idiot with half a mind would have left those guys alone 

A wonder we didn't get a real thining of the herd .Jimmie

[Bopeye]

I wish I would have read this sooner. It gave me such a good laugh. 

I love the PETA bunch. Their stupidity never ceases to amaze or entertain me.  :roflmao:

[coyote101]

Kind of reminds me of this:  
http://forum.finsandfur.net/index.php?topic=4782.msg59478#msg59478

Pat

[KySongDog]

Yeah, that was good for a laugh.      

My only correction would be that the article should say motorcycle CLUB not GANG.   These are motorcycle clubs.  The gang designation is a federal government myth designed to demonize and marginalize those whose life style they disagree with.  Motorcycle clubs are filled with just your every day fun loving guys, really.  And, yes, some of those guys have issues but, hey, who doesn't, right?   

[slagmaker]

Semp:

    That was a good post. You are correct sir. Most are refered to as CLUBS hence the MC = Motorcycle Club patch. You are truley correct in your statment concerning the federal goverment myth and the gang designation. It isnt the only thing the federal goverment has started myths about either. You are APSOLUTLY CORRECT in the fact that some of us have issues.

And you are down right cast in stone on the fact that, Yeah, that was good for a laugh

[securpro]

This post made my day   I'll be in a good mood all day, I think I'll have sausage for breakfast...  

[BigDawg]

 :roflmao:

A great way to start the day...and I DID have sausage and eggs for breakfast.