Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!

[nastygunz]

I was out in the great outdoors doing some scouting for turkeys when I noticed this dandy drake mallard duck and thought I would snap some pix of him:



Well that was working fine, then he sensed my presence?..looked right:


Then he looked left:


Then he swiftly adopted a more aggressive stance:



And out of nowhere unleashed a lightning fast, bonecrushing, spinning rear kick!!!



If not for my jungle cat-like reflexes i might have suffered serious harm  and injury in this attack...just a reminder to everyone, wild animals are wild, and must be treated as such!

[FinsnFur]

  What a fruit loop

[nastygunz]

I thought that might quack you up 

[iahntr]

Nice   
Glad your safe   

[Todd Rahm]

Your not careful, you might just be the only feller walking around with a bruise on your forehead the shape of a webbed foot. 

[Carolina Coyote]

Man if that kick had landed it would have been devastating. I hate to think what would have happen if he decided to fire off the Howitzer with a few of the Green and white shells. You sure are lucky.  cc

[Bopeye]

THAT'S some funny stuff right thar boys!!! I'm gonna show this to my guys at work tomorrow. 

[nastygunz]

If that duck is still sitting there come waterfowl season, Ill show him whose who in the zoo!