Coyotes Or

[Bills Custom Calls]

Shep

A feller sent me this pic and wants me come shoot his problem coyotes



He said he has talked with his neighbors and nobody has dogs that resemble these
they sure look like sheps to me

[pitw]

  Bill if them critters were on my land they wouldn't need leash's .  Be kinda like my cousin phoning and asking if he needed to come pick his dog up right away and I responded, "No hurry, it'll still be laying there when you get here".  All I got was a gasp and click , he never talked to me for five years and when he did start talking I gave him enough money for another dog .

[John_NY]

I think I'd be insulted Bill if he thinks you would believe they are coyotes. 

John

[John_NY]

  I responded, "No hurry, it'll still be laying there when you get here". 

That's funny Barry.

John

[Bills Custom Calls]

Well he did call them all white coyotes Then sent me this pic 

[FinsnFur]

Welllllll.....they would be kinda pretty all tanned up

[coyotehunter_1]

Bill, I would think those German Shepard Coyotes would be rather scarce critters.    You might want to do a little live trapping, sell them to a zoo.   

[Bills Custom Calls]

After thinking about this for a bit I figured out that this is either a test or spam

I posted on Craigs list that I was looking for places to hunt coyotes and this was one of the responses I got,and that is fine with me cause you just never know who you are dealing with and I would want just anyone shooting guns around my place

[FinsnFur]

You posted on Craigs list that your looking for places to hunt coyotes?

Ohhh man Willy, that just screams disaster
I'm fairly confident now that someone sent you the pic with sarcastic intentions.

[pitw]

You posted on Craigs list that your looking for places to hunt coyotes?

Ohhh man Willy, that just screams disaster
I'm fairly confident now that someone sent you the pic with sarcastic intentions.

Why?

[FinsnFur]

Why what?

Why did I ask him if he really posted on craigs list?
Why does it scream disaster?
or why do I think the pic was sent in sarcasm?

[Hawks Feather]

Well Bill, at least when you shoot these you can call them DOGS and no one will question your choice of words when describing these coyotes.   

Jerry

[pitw]

Why what?

Why did I ask him if he really posted on craigs list?
Why does it scream disaster?
or why do I think the pic was sent in sarcasm?

OK

[FinsnFur]

 

[Bopeye]

Those are the rare Eurasian wolf. Reports have it that only three exist in North America. YOU DA MAN, you found them!! 

[Okanagan]

Bill, you are asking the wrong crowd here, a  tough bunch who know what coyotes look like and will actually speak from experience, not merely from copied Internet drivel.  You need to go to a truly elite board with such a question, and style your post to fit their forum.  Always write for your audience.   For a truly elite board I'd word it something like the following:

Yotedog millionaire here, posting photos that I’m sure are coyotes. What do you think they are?  (Hint:  agree with me and bolster my insecurity.)  Anybody ignorant enough to disagree is welcome to reply and get ridiculed.  If they’re not coyote then I’m sure they are a pack of cougars.  You can tell by the tracks.

Tough critters these, and you need to step up to hollow point bullets in your .17.  A .17 is all you need for grizzly and is fine for white coyotes.

I copyrighted this photo as soon as my friend sent it to me and you can buy copies from me.  You can also buy braided strings to hang the art quality photograph or one of my custom plastic calls I assembled.  Autographed calls for an extra $20.  Camo braided strings $20 extra, done in my proprietary left hand braid, $20 additional.  Add Foxphew scent to the braid for $20.

Let me on TV and I will donate a string AND a call to you.  Please, let me on TV, make me a pro-staff, buy my stuff, and most of all, please consider me a great expert on calling coyotes... please.

[KySongDog]

Please tell me you didn't really post on Craigslist for coyote hunting land.   

Get ready for porn ads and nut case responses.   

[Okanagan]

Just in case my satirical post came over as a serious knock on Bill, tain't so.  My intent was to use Bill's thread as a take off to poke fun at typical posters on a site full of wannabes who wannabe important.  Got nothing but respect for Bill.  

I like Bop's comment that the critters in the photo are Eurasian wolves!  Good line!

[coyotehunter_1]

Okanagan,

I don't believe you have anything to worry about. The sad thing is most of us old farts, that have been around different hunting boards, know of someone just like the fellow are describing.

I'm still laughing.