How many forum posters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

[straycat]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.             

[Silencer]

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[The Rock]

 

Got any light bulbs to go on a 17 HMR?

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[Bills Custom Calls]

Some folks have waaaay to much time on their hands  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Carolina Coyote]

Ditto Bill,

[cb223]

The light in the kitchen just burned out. What brand, watt and style should I get to replace it!!

Please help I'm so confused!!!

[weedwalker]

The light in the kitchen just burned out. What brand, watt and style should I get to replace it!!

Please help I'm so confused!!!

Judge your watts by the quality of what's cookin'. If it don't taste too good, don't put much light on it. :roflmao: :roflmao:

[yotefever]

As an electrician and an avid poster I sure can relate to this post   :roflmao: 

[DirtyDog]

I am dissappointed.....I was waiting for something about a red frogs tongue in the socket or something around those lines. 

[HaMeR]

I aint never tried to change a light.

When my lights quit around here I just dump some more Coleman fuel into the bottom of it.  Aint that what yall do??


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