War in Iraq...

[Coulter]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the...

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of  ELVIS

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

[bootmud]

  I'd sign right up but I don't think I could hold the gun up.

bootmud

[Carolina Coyote]

Don't ye just love those Rednecks, man that a nice Varmit gun.  cc