Democrats

[Nelson]

22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD  DEMOCRAT


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to bel ieve that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco or Portland do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice p erson.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's OK to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not OK to say "Merry Christmas."


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[coyote101]

I was going to use this as a Quote of the Day sometime, but it seems like it fits nicely here:

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything." - Frank Dane

[Carolina Coyote]

Most of these statements are so true and I know some Dammacrats that think that way and are good people, I don't think they look at the big picture of where the Dammacrates are trying to take this country, they give George Bush hell about the war in Iraq, I don't like war either and our Military is total volunteer today and every one of them that I have talked to feels like they are doing the right thing and I admire that and it really pisses me off to see people protesting at some of the fallens funerals, they may have a right to do that but why do they do it. More innocent people are killed every year in this country by some thug or gang member than have been killed in Iraq trying to protect our Freedom. There's probably more money spent on trying to get crimanals off the hook than is spent on the war and I have seen some housing for Military Personnel that was ten times worst than Goverment Housing for the minority groups. Go figgure!!  cc

[ErictheRed]

Do you know what you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?................................a foursome.

How many Dems does it take to change a light bulb?..................nobody knows, they like being in the dark. :roflmao:

[HaMeR]

With a little finesse that could be the TOS for another board on the www. 

[CCP]

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Loved it and it is so true!!


I also like this one

How many Dems does it take to change a light bulb?..................nobody knows, they like being in the dark.