Mark Your Calendar

[DirtyDog]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any  woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their  houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America.

[Bills Custom Calls]

Joe it wouldn't do me any good to sit in my front yard and hope to see a parade of women go by
I could sit there for days and might see Chris a time or three
Is it ok If I go to the lake or a camp ground or someplace like that 

[alscalls]

My wife wont go for it........would it help any if I got naked :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[DirtyDog]

  

I like your thinkin, get naked with all the women out there and maybe get lucky.   

It could work, but I don't want to be around your neck of the woods. 

[alscalls]

 :roflmao:

[FinsnFur]

Ok, I went out and practiced, and someone called the cops on me 

[alscalls]

No more Dancing :roflmao:

[FinsnFur]

Oh yeah  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: maybe I shouldna done that out there

[DirtyDog]

Now Jim.......the plan clearly states to walk around the block. In your case, I suggest running if you insist on participating as a women. 

[msmith]

  I just lost my appetite.

[HaMeR]

 

[Coulter]

Don't forget to bring a flag out to draw up your newly erected flag pole when the time comes. Oh and Jim that says flag pole not strip club dance pole :roflmao: :roflmao:

[FinsnFur]

yeah thanks for pointing that out Steve

[vvarmitr]

My question is  ...... is once we find out who the Musilims are can we shoot 'em?