Sometimes it costs to much

[pitw]

to open your mouth. I was driving my International tandem today when the red and blues came on behind me . It was DOT [department of transportation] who stopped me . I'm sitting looking in my mirror when this goddess comes up to my window . She asked for the usual and then asked with farm plates on my truck why I had it certified . I asked her if she had kids [meaning to explain that I also have children and like to be safe], she replies "no I don't have any". Instead of my explanation [remember she is a goddess and I'm looking down at her] I blurt out "wanna make some" . $1,350 in fines later I head out on my way to work for the government for the day .

[Coulter]

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Was it worth it?

Steve

[alscalls]

 

[MDM]

 

[FinsnFur]

...wanna make some?  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[coyotehunter_1]

:roflmao:

[weedwalker]

 :roflmao: :roflmao: Was you thinking "Did I just say that out loud?" :shck:

Her twin works the I-75 scale at Walton, Ky. I'll try not to use that line when she stops me.

[frshwtr]

dont call her twin madam when your talking to her either.

[pitw]

Did you know that they can give you a seperate ticket for every loose rock on your trailer[$275].    Don't suggest that you know why they don't have children yet eeither.