Look what I found in Tracktor Supply........???

[FinsnFur]

 :roflmao:

[FOsteology]

Maybe a giant tub of desitine instead of a bingo dobber applicator?   

Great big 'ol  10 gallon bucket type deal that weighs in at 100lbs. You could use it for a chair when the cap is on, or even use it as a chopping block to split firewood?

When you have the case of monkey butt, bear hug the cap to get it twisted off,.... drop trou & hop up and do the old hound dog carpet grind. Scrub it in real gooooood till you got a good coat on....   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[FinsnFur]

I think with a bit of engineering we could implement a dobber type cushion right under the lid

[HaMeR]

Just grab a damn handful & smear it on!!!!  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[bigben]

I can't say that i get monkey butt to often unless I ride the quad all day long.  normally in the summer while riding through water and such.  remember fellas monkey butt is different from crotch rot. 

[pitw]

This must be an American thing eh :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[bigben]

I think it is a big boned thing.   :roflmao:

[slagmaker]

I know after riding the bike 8 straight hours I sometimes get a little grumpy in the rump. The powders "either gold bond or monkey butt" help a lot.

If you only need to worry about crotch rot then straight corn starch works best and its cheep. BUT thats about all its good for. It dont help as much with the monkey butt. Putting gold bond on gallded skin isnt fun either the menthol in it will do a number on ya. kind of a fire and ice type of burn.


either of these skin conditions is no laughing matter. Or at least not while your suffering from it.

[bigben]

agreed there slag.

[Silencer]

do the old hound dog carpet grind

:roflmao:

[slagmaker]

Yeah you get a good case of rump rot and thats all you can think about. get the itching to stop any way any how.

[vvarmitr]

I think it is a big boned thing.   :roflmao:

.... catching breath .....               

[vvarmitr]

 Bag Balm & Aquaphor  have saved my butt* many a time.



*No pun intended.

[LORDDAL]

WOW all these monkey butt and baboon Ass jokes and aint one of ya said a word about ole Bop in the whole thread man you guys are slippin  :roflmao:

[slagmaker]

To some monkey butt and crotch rot is no joking matter.









Well at least till you get over it, then it's fair game.

[cathryn]

WTH !!!       :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:


Sorry about the Cel phone pic .........I just had to show yall this........
Probably saved Cathryn a case of red arse........ :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

AL.... WTF??? and i been being nice to ya  .......WELL...this post just BOUGHT you a case of redass when i see ya , ya little snot. 

it also explains why youre duckin delivery of the elk antler, :roflmao:  ya lil chicken shit

[Hidehunter]

  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

[alscalls]

I aint puttin powder on it ya silly monkey...       :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[cathryn]

you should be so lucky!    

and no " " smiley faces either ya buncha smartasses..........  .................. :roflmao:

[golfertrout]

  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: