I won NO BS

[Bills Custom Calls]

This morning I stopped and checked my Mega millions Ticket the drawing was on Tuesday.
The clerk scanned my ticket and the machine kept repeating itself Winner winner it kept getting louder and louder and the clerk standing there in awh trying to say Billy you won,I shrug my shoulders and say yeah yeah I have heard this before give me my $10 spot and I will be on my way,as she stands there and says NO BILL you won  now the machine is playing some kinda of funky music I say ok How much she finally says you won $1,000.00 I am like yeah right  She gives me my claim ticket and a sheet of paper I need to fill out then go to the bank and collect my droppings after taxes.Nope not complaining just happy I got a return on my investment after 25 years 

[HaMeR]

    You're buying!! 

Congratulations Bill!! A grand is a grand man!! 

[Bills Custom Calls]

  You're buying!! 

Not buying just paying NOBOMA 

[pitw]

Far out Bill .  Free round on Bill fellows.  I'll take an enclosed antler with some exotic wood please Bill[hold the ice].    

Good for you on the fine day.

[coyote101]

Congratulations Bill.  And happy tax day. 

Pat

[Yotehntr]

  Congrats bud!   

[CCP]

Congratulations Bill.

Sounds like you get a new Ground Hog rifle.

[alscalls]

 

Now go buy a new AR before your MIL finds out! .............

[pitw]

What's this tax stuff .  Up here we keep all our lottery winnings . 

[Bills Custom Calls]

The Gov has a tax on everything we do or buy they need their cut and boy do they get a cut

[CCP]

they need their cut and boy do they get a cut

Yeap around 16 or 17 years ago I and my first wife won 16,900 and change in the lottery after taxes got a check for 11,200 and change. . Still not bad for buying a ticket and it was probably only one of 10 we had ever bought up to that time.

I have bought a few hundred since then through the years so I am still way ahead of them.

[Hawks Feather]

Bill,

Congratulations.  Go buy yourself a drink (soft or whatever) and celebrate.

Jerry

[pitw]

they need their cut and boy do they get a cut

Yeap around 16 or 17 years ago I and my first wife won 16,900 and change in the lottery after taxes got a check for 11,200 and change. .

Kinda makes you wonder why'd you have a problem with illegals eh .

[iahntr]

Congrats Bill ! 

[Bills Custom Calls]

We celebrated,had pizza brought to the house and I had an ice t,we will be doing a few things to the house at todays prices we won't be doing very much and Chris don't know it yet but I will buy her something not sure what so I guess I will have to go shopping

I will buy Kurtis his Turkey tag and get mine also

[FinsnFur]

Awesome Willyl... That dont happen very often but when it does, oh hell yeah

[Silencer]

Congrats Bill    !!!!    I cant even hit a free ticket on the scratch offs 

[Hidehunter]

      Awesome.  LOL I never win.

[golfertrout]

way to go Bill it must be the name cause my dad won 100,000 in vegas 15 years ago at ceasers palace and his name is Bill

[Carolina Coyote]

That what you get for being such a nice guy.      cc