How Tough is Jim Champion?!?

[nastygunz]

Apparently pretty tough 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jim Champion.

They once made a Jim Champion toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep  Jim Champion out.

Crop circles are Jim Champion' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f__k down.

Jim Champion once ate an entire ream of rice paper and then shat out Mister Miyagi from the Karate Kid.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Jim Champion. Jim showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Jim Champion ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jim Champion jumps out.

When Jim Champion falls in water, Jim Champion doesn't get wet. Water gets Jim Champion.

Jim Champion invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

It takes Jim Champion  20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Jim Champion  once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Jim Champion  can delete the Recycling Bin.

Jim Champion can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Jim Champion can kill him and take it.

[pitw]

So what did you do wrong that you are buttering the geek Up .

[nastygunz]

Knowing the keen wit on this forum I was hoping for some more materail 

[Silencer]

reminds me of that beer with the weird name comercial..

[FinsnFur]

 

Stone....Keith Stone

[Tappen]

You just wait till chuck norris find out you switched up his jokes! hell be right pi**ed! 

[nastygunz]

OH-OH 

You just wait till chuck norris find out you switched up his jokes! hell be right pi**ed! 

[shaddragger]

  I bet Jim can slam a revolving door, too!

[FinsnFur]

  only if Bopeye's in the middle of it

[jdbp]

Jim sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[slagmaker]

Jim shaves with a cheese grater while chewing on tin-foil.

[Dave]

Jim Champion's mom has a tatoo that says  "Son"

[Bopeye]

Jim Champion is so bad. He has to hold a gun to his head while he's shaving to keep him from cutting his own throat. 

[Jeb]

Jim Champion is so bad. He has to hold a gun to his head while he's shaving to keep him from cutting his own throat. 

LMAO 

[Jeb]

Jim Champion's mom has a tatoo that says  "Son"

Oh and dont forget, " Sharks have a week dedicated to Jim Champion" .   

[FinsnFur]

  Ok, that one was good Bop

[nastygunz]

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How Tough is Jim Champion?!?
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[FinsnFur]

They latched onto that didnt they.

[LORDDAL]

Tough hell yeah Jims tough why hes so tough that when he goes out for a ride on his bike he has to hauled on a trailer cause the road is afraid of him see got pics

[KySongDog]

That's a Gold Wing with a moron on it.