Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary

[straycat]

No, I'm not making this up. This guy was found naked in a home with a mouse up his corn hole. He fought the cops and was tased. Kids, stay off drugs!



http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624

[KySongDog]

BWAAAA!!!!!!          


What ever that dude was taking was some baaadddd chit.   

[FinsnFur]

 

[HaMeR]

    Too many things to say on this one!!!!!!!! 

[Dave]

Could be a scene from the movie "Hangover."

[Frogman]

Was the mouse alive?????

Jim

[Bopeye]

Obviously an Obama loving queer. Messed up stuff. 

[KySongDog]

Was the mouse alive?????

Jim

Alive??   You got to be from West Virginia.          

[yotefever]

This reminds me of the story from a few years ago.   

Two men were seriously injured today, during what authorities say is a deviate, dangerous, and highly illegal sexual practice. Vito Bustone sustained second-degree burns to his face and scalp while Kiki Rodriguez, his partner, suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

The act that caused so much agony is known in the gay community as "felching". This involves the insertion of a cardboard tube into the rectum followed by the introduction of a rodent (usually a Gerbil), which is forced up the tube into the lower intestine. Problems started when Bustone could not retrieve the Gerbil from Rodriguez's anus. Rodriguez had orgasmed and demanded the removal of the rodent. Bustone however could not see up the tube. To help him see, he lit a match lighting intestinal gas tapped in the tube. The flame shot up the tube lighting the the fur of the Gerbil, and detonating a larger pocket of Gas behind the hapless animal.

The ensuing explosion shot the flaming Gerbil down the pipeline into Bustone's face causing the burns. Sheriff Hugo Root told the Reporters "It serves the faggots right".

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4b.htm

[KySongDog]

[FinsnFur]

 
So keep an eye out for the guy named Felcher uh? LOL

[Dan Carey]

There are too many people in this world. And too many of them are the good old USA