• Welcome to FinsandFur.net Forums.
Main Menu

Aint Life Great

Started by straycat, November 23, 2010, 03:38:15 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

straycat




This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!
"If you're going to be a smartass, you'd better start by being smart before you start being an ass."

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

pitw

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaww....rrrrriigggghhhhhhhtttttttttt. :biggrin:
I say what I think not think what I say.

FinsnFur

Sometimes you cant help but to think thats all it takes. :alscalls:
Fins and Fur Web Hosting

   Custom built websites, commercial/personal
   Online Stores
   Domain Names
   Domain Transfers
   Free site maintenance & updates


http://finsandfurhosting.com

Dan Carey

Life's tough, it's tougher if you're a nasty, fat, unemployable, drunk, socialist. To say nothing of the fact you are an embezzler.

HaMeR

How true that is!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:  And I bet they even get FREE Vet care.  :rolleye:


:laf: :laf:
Glen

RIP Russ,Blaine,Darrell

http://brightwoodturnings.com

2014-15 TBC-- 11

Silencer

 :congrats:  thats a good one, mind if I use it ? 

msmith

#6
They need to have a nice 4x4 or some sort of a cool car like a Mustang or Camaro sitting in front of their  dog box.
Mike

MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI

Carolina Coyote

To Cool and so True,  :nono: are they on Obama care also?  cc