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Offline bambam

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Tip of the day
« on: April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM »

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM »
True dat :laf:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM »

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2018, 10:30:59 AM »

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2018, 04:54:18 PM »

  Finding an arrowhead on top of a mountain is like winning the lottery !

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2018, 05:52:06 PM »
Old 70's Ford trucks with anauto tranny still jump outta park. :doh2:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM »
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2018, 09:22:40 PM »
 :alscalls: :alscalls:
I say what I think not think what I say.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2018, 09:31:06 PM »
 :alscalls: :alscalls:

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2018, 02:47:09 PM »
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Psalm 127:4

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2018, 02:26:08 PM »

 It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2018, 02:52:28 PM »

 Kids in the back seat cause accidents .   Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2018, 02:30:50 PM »

 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2018, 02:16:35 PM »

 Hockey is a sport for white men, basketball is a sport for black men, and golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2018, 03:56:11 PM »

 You can't add days to your life, so add more life to your days.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2018, 02:41:28 PM »

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2018, 08:30:30 AM »
Blessed is everyone that feareth the Lord , that walketh in his ways. Psalm 128:1

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM »
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2018, 04:14:21 PM »
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.

  :laf:    When in doubt, just take the next small step .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM »

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.