Tip of the day

[pitw]

Not being ready to go when I show up to pick ya up is a good way to stay home.

[bambam]

you can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2 x 4 .

[bambam]

Don't worry about those who don't like you, just love the people who love you

[bambam]

some people have no respect for other people's time . 

[pitw]

some people have no respect for other people's time . 

Yeah.

It can be fun as {L}.

[bambam]

don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk

[bambam]

No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

[bambam]

O give thanks unto the Lord  of Lords, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:3

[bambam]

Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

[pitw]

Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.

[bambam]

Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.

   

[bambam]

  If we ever capture the ISIS thug who burned the pilot alive, let's pray we don't pour a cup of water on his face. That would be cruel. James Woods

[bambam]

peaches and tomatoes attract gnats . 

[bambam]

It is not hard to meet expenses...………….. they are everywhere.

[bambam]

It is a lot better to be seen than viewed

[bambam]

mixed feelings :  seeing your mother-in-law backing over a cliff in  your new car .

[bambam]

Mohammed owned slaves. Robert E.  Lee was against slavery. So instead of tearing down statues , why aren't we tearing down mosques ?

[bambam]

women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. Sharon Stone

[bambam]

I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.

[bambam]

those who forget history are doomed to repeat it