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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #240 on: September 19, 2018, 04:36:13 PM »
 Question of the day ;    Why do women put a "pound " sign in front of the MeToo  ?   :wo:

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« Reply #241 on: September 19, 2018, 06:09:24 PM »
When you need a 24mm deep socket, you will find everyone but. :pout:
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« Reply #242 on: September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM »
 Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

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« Reply #243 on: September 20, 2018, 08:05:31 PM »
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #244 on: September 21, 2018, 09:18:36 AM »
Yep, it does snow in the summer. :argh:
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« Reply #245 on: September 21, 2018, 10:54:31 PM »
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:

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« Reply #246 on: September 21, 2018, 10:57:18 PM »
Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

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« Reply #247 on: September 22, 2018, 02:01:28 PM »
 when buying hogs, you can save money if you give the seller a quart of shine well before you begin negotiating.  :yoyo: :innocentwhistle: :eyebrow:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #248 on: September 23, 2018, 10:47:14 AM »
If everything seems to be under control, you are just not going fast enough.
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« Reply #249 on: September 23, 2018, 11:17:40 AM »

 Yea , they shall sing the ways of the Lord, for great is the glory of the Lord. Psalm 138:6

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« Reply #250 on: September 24, 2018, 05:54:25 PM »
an ostrich's eyes are bigger than its' brain .  ( I know people like that ) .

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« Reply #251 on: September 25, 2018, 07:33:58 AM »
Just cause you think you know why something ain't working don't make it so. :pout:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #252 on: September 25, 2018, 04:33:28 PM »
gnats love beer.

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« Reply #253 on: September 26, 2018, 04:10:00 PM »

 A socialist is someone who wants to give your money to illegal aliens but NOT to homeless American veterans.

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« Reply #254 on: September 27, 2018, 05:49:59 PM »
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.

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« Reply #255 on: September 28, 2018, 05:24:41 PM »
watching congress is like watching a man with no hands trying to wipe his a$$ .

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« Reply #256 on: September 29, 2018, 12:08:09 PM »

 sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.

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« Reply #257 on: September 29, 2018, 01:17:40 PM »
Geese don't always fly the same route. :doh2: :doh2:
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« Reply #258 on: September 30, 2018, 04:41:22 PM »
Though the Lord be high, yet hath he respect for the lowly, but the proud he knoweth afar off. Psalms 138:6

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #259 on: September 30, 2018, 06:40:41 PM »
Though the Lord be high,


He smokes too[also]?
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