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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #560 on: May 05, 2019, 06:47:59 PM »
congrats to  RayElla ,it aint easy, my daughter is a nurse....

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #561 on: May 06, 2019, 05:17:57 PM »

 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #562 on: May 07, 2019, 05:12:12 PM »

 My wife has a slight speech impediment. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #563 on: May 07, 2019, 06:28:56 PM »
Good night missus M'Gilacutti, Whereever you are.   Jimmy Durante

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #564 on: May 08, 2019, 06:11:46 PM »

 We could certainly slow down the aging process if it had to work its way through congress. Will Rogers.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #565 on: May 09, 2019, 06:01:51 PM »

 Don't worry about avoiding temptation . As you grow older, it will avoid you. Winston Churchill.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #566 on: May 10, 2019, 05:51:19 PM »

  Cardiologist's diet ; if it tastes good, spit it out.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #567 on: May 11, 2019, 10:08:39 AM »
Life is terminal. Enjoy it while you can.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #568 on: May 12, 2019, 10:54:52 AM »

 They shall speak of the glory of thy kingdom , and talk of thy power. Psalm 145:11

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #569 on: May 13, 2019, 06:19:31 PM »
One thing I love about conservative women is that I never have to ask myself, " Is that a woman ? "

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #570 on: May 14, 2019, 05:33:22 PM »

 You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts . If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad.  Gen. James Mattis

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #571 on: May 15, 2019, 04:51:42 PM »

  To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #572 on: May 16, 2019, 03:08:11 PM »

 14 million kids live in poverty in America , but democrats fight for illegal aliens.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #573 on: May 17, 2019, 03:32:15 PM »

 The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #574 on: May 19, 2019, 09:55:53 AM »

 The Lord upholdeth all that fall , and raiseth up all those that be bowed down. Psalm 145 :14

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #575 on: May 20, 2019, 04:00:38 PM »

 THey sent more troops and arms to arrest Roger Stone than to defend Benghazi .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #576 on: May 21, 2019, 05:08:48 PM »

 " Make-up can cover up a lot of evil, my man " . Phil Robertson

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #577 on: May 22, 2019, 04:24:51 PM »

 It only took 10 years for democratic socialists to destroy Venezuela .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #578 on: May 23, 2019, 05:11:42 PM »

 A new poll confirms that 1 in 3 liberals are as stupid as the other 2 .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #579 on: May 24, 2019, 03:10:10 PM »

 aim small miss small.