Tip of the day

[pitw]

A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too. 

Them I can do something about. 
Losing a day of work cause of someone else's ineptness makes you so happy you might just cry.

[bambam]

The same media who said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning now says Pres. Trump's ratings are low.

[bambam]

No border walls and no voter ID laws. Have you figured it out yet ?

[bambam]

Democrats don't want unvaccinated kids in our schools but want millions of unvaccinated illegals in our country.

[bambam]

He that walketh with wise men shall be wise , but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20

[pitw]

Maybe a guy shouldn't try and earn a living on fathers day.

[bambam]

A stuck PTO shaft can sure screw up your plans for the day. 

[bambam]

A group of baboons is called a congress. 

[pitw]

Telling an annoying customer to enjoy sex and travel is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun.

[pitw]

Young men and their friends can do stuff an old fart would take two days to do in a couple hours.

[bambam]

Every woman has a right to be believed, unless you are raped by a democrat. 

[bambam]

Digging cattails out of a drainage ditch by hand is an exercise in futility. 

[bambam]

Vacation days go by waaaaaaaaaay faster than work days .

[remrogers]

The worst day fishing is better then the best day at work.

[bambam]

Don't listen to people who walk on their knuckles.

[bambam]

The best way to amass a small fortune is to inherit a large fortune.

[bambam]

The electoral college worked great until Hillary lost , now liberals want to abolish it.

[bambam]

Freedom is not free

[pitw]

cows may not fly but they sure as [L] can jump.

[bambam]

The difference between E.T. and illegal aliens is that E. T. learned to speak English and went home.