Tip of the day

bambam · April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM

The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

FinsnFur · April 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM

True dat

bambam · April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM

If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.

JohnP · April 21, 2018, 10:30:59 AM

Quote from: bambam on April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM

If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.

Amen!

bambam · April 21, 2018, 04:54:18 PM

Finding an arrowhead on top of a mountain is like winning the lottery !

pitw · April 21, 2018, 05:52:06 PM

Old 70's Ford trucks with anauto tranny still jump outta park.

MI VHNTR · April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.

pitw · April 21, 2018, 09:22:40 PM

nastygunz · April 21, 2018, 09:31:06 PM

Quote from: MI VHNTR on April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.

bambam · April 22, 2018, 02:47:09 PM

As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Psalm 127:4

bambam · April 23, 2018, 02:26:08 PM

It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

bambam · April 24, 2018, 02:52:28 PM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents . Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

bambam · April 25, 2018, 02:30:50 PM

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth .

bambam · April 26, 2018, 02:16:35 PM

Hockey is a sport for white men, basketball is a sport for black men, and golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps .

bambam · April 27, 2018, 03:56:11 PM

You can't add days to your life, so add more life to your days.

bambam · April 28, 2018, 02:41:28 PM

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

bambam · April 29, 2018, 08:30:30 AM

Blessed is everyone that feareth the Lord , that walketh in his ways. Psalm 128:1

remrogers · April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM

Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.

bambam · April 30, 2018, 04:14:21 PM

Quote from: remrogers on April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.

When in doubt, just take the next small step .

bambam · May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.