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Offline bambam

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #220 on: September 07, 2018, 03:50:21 PM »
Duct tape can't fix stupid , but it can muffle the sound .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #221 on: September 08, 2018, 08:46:07 AM »
I know a few that need that muffler.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #222 on: September 08, 2018, 12:41:25 PM »
I know a few that need that muffler.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #223 on: September 08, 2018, 12:42:19 PM »

 Be careful when you follow the masses ;  sometimes the "m" is silent.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #224 on: September 09, 2018, 11:39:00 AM »

 Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord, and the fruit of the womb is his reward . Psalm 127:3

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #225 on: September 10, 2018, 05:48:17 PM »

 My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #226 on: September 11, 2018, 04:29:52 PM »

 the difference between a G spot and a golf ball is that a guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #227 on: September 12, 2018, 07:22:51 PM »
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #228 on: September 13, 2018, 06:19:28 PM »

 The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 pounds

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #229 on: September 14, 2018, 02:47:40 PM »

 The difference between a boyfriend and a husband is about 45 minutes.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #230 on: September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM »
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #231 on: September 15, 2018, 08:28:43 AM »
Talking a woman into letting you use her bath tub to scald a pig in, is as tough as [L]. :madd:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #232 on: September 15, 2018, 08:42:13 AM »
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me
Don't bring shame to our sport.

He died for dipshits too.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #233 on: September 15, 2018, 02:17:43 PM »
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me

I thought of that one while trying to save some chickens.
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #234 on: September 15, 2018, 03:41:52 PM »
 If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism. Thomas Sowell

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #235 on: September 16, 2018, 11:32:08 AM »
Fear not, for I have redeemed you, I have summoned you by name, you are mine. Isaiah 43:1

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #236 on: September 16, 2018, 01:41:03 PM »
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance

Its called oppression by the left.
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #237 on: September 17, 2018, 03:40:27 PM »
 running out of epoxy while making knives signals a lack of preparation .  :argh: :doh2:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #238 on: September 18, 2018, 07:00:01 PM »

 There are a LOT of rude and disrespectful people in this world.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #239 on: September 18, 2018, 07:56:10 PM »
Once ou have it figured out, think again. :madd: :madd:
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