Tip of the day

[bambam]

 A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.

[bambam]

The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him, but the desire of the righteous shall be granted . Proverbs 10:24

[bambam]

The gene pool needs more chlorine.

[remrogers]

The gene pool needs more chlorine.

That and a good skimming.

[bambam]

Every normal man must be tempted , at times , to spit on his hands , hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

[pitw]

Women like clean tooooooooooooo much.

[bambam]

It is better to be alone than in bad company

[pitw]

It is better to be alone than in bad company

Like [L].

[bambam]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[pitw]

A hunter shouldn't tell the landowner where he is hunting to "get the [L] outta here".

[bambam]

The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.

[bambam]

the fear of the Lord prolongeth days , but the years of the wicked shall be shortened. Proverbs 10:27

[bambam]

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

[pitw]

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Uh oh.

[bambam]

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth

[bambam]

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument

[pitw]

Ignorant man don't take a knife to a gunfight.

[bambam]

watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a Stradivarius to a gorilla.

[bambam]

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall . Confucius

[pitw]

Every once in a spell doing nothing was the right thing.