Tip of the day

[pitw]

Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is.

[bambam]

Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is.

  Did you just send more out-of-staters to the local nudist colony ?   

[Okanagan]

 

Along that line, never trust the directions if you ask an older Indian man, nor any other info he supplies if you ask.  Solemnly delivered pranks are an art form.  A game warden near Kamloops checked a Vancouver city fellow who was proud of some magpies he had killed with his shotgun.  He had stopped and asked some Native men east of Kamloops where to hunt pheasants and they gave him permission to hunt Holstein pheasants on their Rez...

[bambam]

6-year-olds are very fidgety on a deer stand.

[bambam]

happiness is a warm gut pile . 

[bambam]

Some people never run out of stupid questions

[pitw]

Firewood warms you more than twice.

[bambam]

The wicked worketh a deceitful work, but to him that soweth righteousness shall be a sure reward. Proverbs 11:18

[pitw]

Sometimes not shooting is the right choice.

[JohnP]

happiness is a warm gut pile . 

[FinsnFur]

Johnc

[bambam]

going back to work after vacation really sucks .

[bambam]

A $300 or $30 watch both tell the same time

[pitw]

If your wife for whatever reason happens to forget her cell phone at home, don't, I repeat don't hide the Fn thing as a joke.

[Yotehntr]

I work maintenance, my go to line...  "Well if this don't fix it... it's probably something else".

[bambam]

  Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

[bambam]

frozen water hose slows down butchering

[FinsnFur]

Some of these tips..

[pitw]

A 1/2 cup of water strategically placed on the bed of a sleeping person can sure make for downward pointed eyeballs.

[pitw]

Using a guests toothbrush to clean the toilet will certainly keep you from having that guest as a guest again if they find out.