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pitw

#400
December 27, 2018, 05:57:43 PM
Taking a 3 yyear old shopping is most entertaining and frustrating at the same time. :pout:
I say what I think not think what I say.

pitw

#401
December 28, 2018, 06:19:20 PM
Wrapping a present with a three year old takes at least three rolls of tape, a big roll of paper and better stomach muscles than the strongest man alive to keep it from hurting with laughter :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:.  I also don't want to know what the sound on the stairs was as he returned a couple rolls downstairs[granny likes surprises tooooo. :innocentwhistle:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam

#402
December 28, 2018, 06:37:46 PM

If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

bambam

#403
December 29, 2018, 10:12:00 AM

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

bambam

#404
December 30, 2018, 11:51:03 AM

A good man obtaineth favour of the Lord, but a man of wicked devices will he condemn . Proverbs 12 : 2

bambam

#405
December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

pitw

#406
December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam

#407
January 02, 2019, 02:04:59 PM
Quote from: pitw on December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:

  Yes they were.  :eyebrow:

bambam

#408
January 02, 2019, 02:23:24 PM

America produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

bambam

#409
January 03, 2019, 03:15:37 PM

Strong people don't put others down :  they lift them up and then slam them to the ground for maximum damage.

bambam

#410
January 05, 2019, 12:32:12 PM

If you think nobody cares if you're alive , just try missing a couple payments .

bambam

#411
January 06, 2019, 02:18:09 PM
I will extol thee , my God , O King , and I will bless they name for ever and ever . Psalm 145:1

bambam

#412
January 07, 2019, 03:55:43 PM
always read the fine print .  :readthis: :argh:

bambam

#413
January 08, 2019, 03:05:03 PM

Just think of the devastation that your bad luck may have saved you from.

bambam

#414
January 09, 2019, 02:53:58 PM

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

pitw

#415
January 09, 2019, 05:58:24 PM
Kids appear to learn by making the same mistakes their folks made. :shrug:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam

#416
January 10, 2019, 07:58:06 PM

Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open

bambam

#417
January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM

people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.

pitw

#418
January 11, 2019, 08:20:16 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM

people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.

with a lot of friends. :innocentwhistle:
I say what I think not think what I say.

bambam

#419
January 12, 2019, 02:05:59 PM

People who are late are often much jollier than those waiting on them.
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