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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #420 on: January 13, 2019, 10:47:33 AM »

 He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness, but a false witness deceit. Proverbs 12 : 17

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #421 on: January 14, 2019, 03:12:45 PM »

 Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #422 on: January 15, 2019, 12:32:59 PM »

 Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #423 on: January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM »

 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #424 on: January 17, 2019, 05:02:52 PM »

 Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;

  The most painful place to be stung by a bee is on the genitals.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #425 on: January 17, 2019, 07:47:37 PM »

 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Any good shortcut will add at least two hours to your trip.
I say what I think not think what I say.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #426 on: January 18, 2019, 03:33:49 PM »

 Government study ( cost $ 172,000.00 ) ;

  Walking with coffee causes it to spill.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #427 on: January 19, 2019, 12:54:56 PM »

 hunting in the snow is fun, even if you don't fire a shot.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #428 on: January 20, 2019, 09:27:21 AM »

 Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #429 on: January 21, 2019, 05:32:53 PM »

 Government study ( cost $5 million ) ;

  Drunk birds slur when they sing

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #430 on: January 22, 2019, 02:09:30 PM »

 Government study ( cost $  855,000.00  ) ;

  Republicans are more likely to be disgusted by eating worms than democrats. .

   

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #431 on: January 23, 2019, 02:09:43 PM »
 Government study ( cost $ 390,000.00 );

  A dog can shake 70% of the water off its fur in 4 seconds.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #432 on: January 24, 2019, 04:31:30 PM »

 Government study ( cost $ 1,1 million ) ;

  Cheerleaders are more attractive when in a group.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #433 on: January 25, 2019, 04:02:05 PM »

 Government study ( cost $ 1 million  ) ;

  Chimpanzees prefer Indian and African music.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #434 on: January 26, 2019, 04:29:59 PM »

 cutting firewood on a cold day warms you up in a hurry.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #435 on: January 27, 2019, 10:13:33 AM »

 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are his delight . Proverbs 12:22

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #436 on: January 28, 2019, 03:57:08 PM »

  Government study ( cost $ 1.9 million ) ;

  Humans " might " have been able to outrun dinosaurs.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #437 on: January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM »
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #438 on: January 29, 2019, 07:35:23 PM »
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:

  No doubt Chief, how are you doing ? Guess it's cold out there. Cold here, and windy. Finally got a little wood cut Saturday, glad I got a load of coal, I'd be out of wood already.

  Here's another one :

  Here's another government study that only cost $ 1 million :

  Yawning is contagious.

  We need to vote out all those idiots.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #439 on: January 30, 2019, 07:43:24 AM »
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...visitors can't see pics , please register or login