Tip of the day

bambam · January 13, 2019, 10:47:33 AM

He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness, but a false witness deceit. Proverbs 12 : 17

bambam · January 14, 2019, 03:12:45 PM

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

bambam · January 15, 2019, 12:32:59 PM

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

bambam · January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

bambam · January 17, 2019, 05:02:52 PM

Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;

The most painful place to be stung by a bee is on the genitals.

pitw · January 17, 2019, 07:47:37 PM

Quote from: bambam on January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Any good shortcut will add at least two hours to your trip.

bambam · January 18, 2019, 03:33:49 PM

Government study ( cost $ 172,000.00 ) ;

Walking with coffee causes it to spill.

bambam · January 19, 2019, 12:54:56 PM

hunting in the snow is fun, even if you don't fire a shot.

bambam · January 20, 2019, 09:27:21 AM

Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.

bambam · January 21, 2019, 05:32:53 PM

Government study ( cost $5 million ) ;

Drunk birds slur when they sing

bambam · January 22, 2019, 02:09:30 PM

Government study ( cost $ 855,000.00 ) ;

Republicans are more likely to be disgusted by eating worms than democrats. .

bambam · January 23, 2019, 02:09:43 PM

Government study ( cost $ 390,000.00 );

A dog can shake 70% of the water off its fur in 4 seconds.

bambam · January 24, 2019, 04:31:30 PM

Government study ( cost $ 1,1 million ) ;

Cheerleaders are more attractive when in a group.

bambam · January 25, 2019, 04:02:05 PM

Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;

Chimpanzees prefer Indian and African music.

bambam · January 26, 2019, 04:29:59 PM

cutting firewood on a cold day warms you up in a hurry.

bambam · January 27, 2019, 10:13:33 AM

Lying lips are abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are his delight . Proverbs 12:22

bambam · January 28, 2019, 03:57:08 PM

Government study ( cost $ 1.9 million ) ;

Humans " might " have been able to outrun dinosaurs.

chieftain · January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM

they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies

bambam · January 29, 2019, 07:35:23 PM

Quote from: chieftain on January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies

No doubt Chief, how are you doing ? Guess it's cold out there. Cold here, and windy. Finally got a little wood cut Saturday, glad I got a load of coal, I'd be out of wood already.

Here's another one :

Here's another government study that only cost $ 1 million :

Yawning is contagious.

We need to vote out all those idiots.

chieftain · January 30, 2019, 07:43:24 AM

doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard...